I am going away for a while
But I'll be back don't try and follow me
'Cause I'll return as soon as possible
See I'm trying to find my place
And it might... Read More
So... I should stop agreeing to go shopping with the guys from work.
Or shopping at all in general.
Becauuuuse I have no will power and I impulse buy stuff.
And because I have important things to make sure I have money for.
I mean... it was 30 well spent in Primark.
But I did buy 4 sweaters, 6 pairs of socks, 3 pairs of... Read More
So, for those of you that aren't in Australia; I would like to present you with something awesome.
Brit vs Aussie Top Gear Challenge.
This hasn't actually aired here yet, either.
That van.
That white, transit van, belongs to the guy my dad works for.
That van gets driven around Stoke with his band kit in the back.
That van RINSES the competition at Goodwood... Read More
That's true, it was only 1 Km so they probably hit the mid 100's at the most. Have you seen any of the jokes they have about Top Gear on Mock the Week? Some if them are pretty harsh, but still hilarious.
My weekend would be best summed up in pictures and bullet points and numbers.....
What do you get if you combine 1 caravan in Selsey, 3 nights, 7 people, 1 magic kit, 7 plastic ninja swords, 4 bottles of vodka, 3 bottles of wine, several crates of beer, Spongebob monopoly, 280 temporary tattoos, a few arcade change tubs, 30 sausages, 2 versions of Scene It,... Read More