I know this gets dangerously close to Seinfeldian observational humor, but the fuck is up with guys who grunt when they pee? I mean seriously, its just not that much work, and frankly I don't need to hear it when I'm letting out my jumbo Coke at the end of a movie. This dude last night was far too young for gallstones or an enlarged...
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buster_bluth:
Are you sure that he was just peeing?
dragonreborn:
hey man i did not mean to make light of the tragedy you have suffered there in N.O. hey we didn't get the floods you got(i saw your photos), ours was extreme wind damage.
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dead_ringer:
Dammit! I thought I was the only one with such stylish ink! 
obd:
wow. just wow.
So, I reorganized the pantry today by container shape. That makes sense, right?
Also, I discovered that my hair at it's present length and cut with do an almost perfect Tony Manero cugine blowout. Now get me my Capezios and don't touch my hair.
Also, I discovered that my hair at it's present length and cut with do an almost perfect Tony Manero cugine blowout. Now get me my Capezios and don't touch my hair.
Guess which obsessive music geek, former professional sound guy, and all around sonic dilettante miswired his stereo last week and only noticed today?
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, that one.
jj_r0x0rz:
hey it happens, how you been doing otherwise?
jj_r0x0rz:
i am unemployed and looking for work other than that peachy keen.
So apparently, in an utterly mundane, stone cold sober, not even an interesting story to show for it, mishap I managed to sprain my clutch foot.
This week is going to suck, but I still smell delicious.
This week is going to suck, but I still smell delicious.
obd:
ouch. I have trick ankles too. no fun.
I really hate it when the CD you're listening to starts to skip while you're in the shower.
On the other hand my new soap is made with basil and mint. I smell delicious.
On the other hand my new soap is made with basil and mint. I smell delicious.
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morningstar:
Maybe if you didn't bring it into the shower with you, it wouldn't have that problem. 
superscott:
dude that pisses me off so bad. the worst too is like when you get in and you're about half way into your shower and it starts skipping.
i never know to either get out or to let the cd just work itselfs out.
i never know to either get out or to let the cd just work itselfs out.
So, lessee, today I:
Dodged flying sheet metal on the freeway.
Watched a one-handed roofer ply his trade.
Didn't win the lottery.
Ate pizza twice.
Discovered that my shower head apparently costs $500 (thats just the head, mind you) and wastes 12 gallons of water a minute.
Shopped for a new shower head.
Pondered the viability of the secondhand shower head market.
Discovered that while...
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Dodged flying sheet metal on the freeway.
Watched a one-handed roofer ply his trade.
Didn't win the lottery.
Ate pizza twice.
Discovered that my shower head apparently costs $500 (thats just the head, mind you) and wastes 12 gallons of water a minute.
Shopped for a new shower head.
Pondered the viability of the secondhand shower head market.
Discovered that while...
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stiles:
cursed british engineers
discovered my sparkplugs are made of unobtanium
pondered the necessity of removing the freakin' cams from my engine to adjust the vavles
found aftermarket replacements @ 1/5 the price for the OE fuel filter, air filter, oil filter, oil, etc etc.
cursed british engineers again for good measure
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1 word re: your old showerhead:
Ebay!
discovered my sparkplugs are made of unobtanium
pondered the necessity of removing the freakin' cams from my engine to adjust the vavles
found aftermarket replacements @ 1/5 the price for the OE fuel filter, air filter, oil filter, oil, etc etc.
cursed british engineers again for good measure
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1 word re: your old showerhead:
Ebay!
brainfromarous:
Today I...
...spent the morning cleaning my Yugoslavian AK-47 knockoff (semi-auto, of course)
... was interrupted by my neighbor coming by to ask if our cable TV was working and who, upon seeing the rifle, asked me why I owned such a thing
... answered "When the time comes, Allah will tell me"
... saw him get a funny look on his face and leave rather abruptly
... wonder if I shouldn't have said that, given that the neighbor's son is a Suffolk County police detective.
...spent the morning cleaning my Yugoslavian AK-47 knockoff (semi-auto, of course)
... was interrupted by my neighbor coming by to ask if our cable TV was working and who, upon seeing the rifle, asked me why I owned such a thing
... answered "When the time comes, Allah will tell me"
... saw him get a funny look on his face and leave rather abruptly
... wonder if I shouldn't have said that, given that the neighbor's son is a Suffolk County police detective.
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unravled:
We got a hobo smiley?
johnnydelicious:
I can't read enough to figure out what in Burt Reynold's name you are typing about.
I have become enamored of flags as of late. Actually thats not entirely true, this is a recurring affection, at least in the the theoretical sense. My problem is that I like the idea of flags, but am, in reality, far too disorganized to actualize this particular pretension. The 1908 46 star flag? Bookmarked, but unpurchased. The Fredonian flag. Sung of, but unflown.
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superscott:
Nerd Flashback: i used to have almost every major countries flag commited to memory because when i was younger because i used to spend hours playing 'Where in the world is carmen san deigo'
in that game you were following all the theives around and one clue you always could get was to be shown the flag. i became a flag wizard.
in that game you were following all the theives around and one clue you always could get was to be shown the flag. i became a flag wizard.
brainfromarous:
Fun fact: the study of flags is known as vexillology, from the Latin vexillum (a type of flag used by Roman legions).
Many people consider this a subset of the more traditional study of heraldry, and in truth there is considerable overlap as many national flags have heraldic influences and origins.
http://www.flags.net/
Many people consider this a subset of the more traditional study of heraldry, and in truth there is considerable overlap as many national flags have heraldic influences and origins.
http://www.flags.net/
Fun Fact: It's A Small World is infinitely more tolerable with an iPod and The Jam turned up to 10.
Try it and see!
Try it and see!
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juxlii:
Personally I like Indiana Jones with an ipod and It's a Small World turned up to ten.
And I'm not dignifing your comment with any kind of snarky response. Suffice to suggest you drop me a line when you next are on monkey patrol, what with it being in the neighborhood and all...
And I'm not dignifing your comment with any kind of snarky response. Suffice to suggest you drop me a line when you next are on monkey patrol, what with it being in the neighborhood and all...
superscott:
fuck the small world