Oops.
So apparently, dahlias look a lot like weeds.
Who knew?
So apparently, dahlias look a lot like weeds.
Who knew?
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I bowled a 143.
Maxx accosted a celebritot.
All in all, a good nights work.
Maxx accosted a celebritot.
All in all, a good nights work.
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tretiak:
I just got your email. Congratulations.
rawr_ima_monster:
perhaps it would be, but it would be an invasion of online privacy as well as more information that anyone needs, and a means to instigate bringing back up a dead issue in my mind.
-it's over, it hasn't been settled yet, but maybe it won't have to be.
Dave
-it's over, it hasn't been settled yet, but maybe it won't have to be.
Dave
Observations you might not expect for the 600 pound gorilla of the CE Boards, in order of amusement:
Adorable Asian chick in a vintage Pucci print dress standing in the Men's room: "I have to go Number 2."
Living stereotype gay eurotrash guy: " You haaf to loook more happy."
Honorable mentions:
Topless go-go boys who think theyre models holding palm fronds.
Drinks that taste...
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Adorable Asian chick in a vintage Pucci print dress standing in the Men's room: "I have to go Number 2."
Living stereotype gay eurotrash guy: " You haaf to loook more happy."
Honorable mentions:
Topless go-go boys who think theyre models holding palm fronds.
Drinks that taste...
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bean:
*boom!* You've been j-bombed.
koleeta:
ok this is a journal bombing and a HI remember me?!
I think the first one is more normal than amusing to me. I do find the first honorable mention pretty fun though.
I think the first one is more normal than amusing to me. I do find the first honorable mention pretty fun though.
Catherine was much too pretty,
She didn't do that shit at all,
Uh uh, not Catherine.
Ollie says: Bored at 1:30 AM? Chase bugs!
She didn't do that shit at all,
Uh uh, not Catherine.
Ollie says: Bored at 1:30 AM? Chase bugs!
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tretiak:
That's actually Creepy Creepanstein of Schloss Creepenfunk.
whip:
Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage.
The Incredible Hulk green Hershey's syrup is something of a dissapointment. Despite their claims, it is not as chocolately as the original.
Pretty damn green, though.
Pretty damn green, though.
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max16characters:
I imagine in that respect it will be like the movie. So the guy gets angry and does what? Become a giant cartoon? Not looking forward to it.
tretiak:
Good luck tomorrow. Knock 'em dead.
I am, as you might have noticed, a very rational being. As such, I have few articles of faith. Here are a some:
There are many kinds of genius. Many unrecognized. If you can do something worthwhile better than anyone else, you qualify. Marques Wyatt is a genius.
The spiritual is that which transcends reason and becomes pure experience. Standing close enough to a speaker...
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There are many kinds of genius. Many unrecognized. If you can do something worthwhile better than anyone else, you qualify. Marques Wyatt is a genius.
The spiritual is that which transcends reason and becomes pure experience. Standing close enough to a speaker...
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mara1:
How do you know if you can do something better than anyone else? You need to meet every person on earth and ask they to attempt that thing that you do well. hm. being a genius is hard work.
r_dominique:
::laffs:: talc?
I am, as you might have noticed, a very rational being. As such, I have few articles of faith. Here are a some:
There are many kinds of genius. Many unrecognized. If you can do something worthwhile better than anyone else, you qualify. Marques Wyatt is a genius.
The spiritual is that which transcends reason and becomes pure experience. Standing close enough to a speaker...
Read More
There are many kinds of genius. Many unrecognized. If you can do something worthwhile better than anyone else, you qualify. Marques Wyatt is a genius.
The spiritual is that which transcends reason and becomes pure experience. Standing close enough to a speaker...
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Borneo here I come.
Just as I was settling into the idea of basically being a reading, writing beach bum for the summer, somebody has to go and hire me.
Meet the new boss.
Hopefully not the same as the old boss.
Just as I was settling into the idea of basically being a reading, writing beach bum for the summer, somebody has to go and hire me.
Meet the new boss.
Hopefully not the same as the old boss.
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spacepod:
awsome! congrats, sounds like you have quite an adventure ahead of you now.
tretiak:
You can teach the primates to use the internet to discuss current events. Might pull up the level of discourse.
Now you can get all those i-pod extensions.
congrats, cabron.
Now you can get all those i-pod extensions.
congrats, cabron.
Ah, hum drum.
The whole jury duty/interview bit seems to have broken my momentum. I need to get moving forward again (although if I do get the job, I suppose that will happen). Had an appointment for tomorrow that got cancelled, so I suppose its wide open, but I still cant seem to shake the intertia of the "wait" part of "hurry up and wait"
The whole jury duty/interview bit seems to have broken my momentum. I need to get moving forward again (although if I do get the job, I suppose that will happen). Had an appointment for tomorrow that got cancelled, so I suppose its wide open, but I still cant seem to shake the intertia of the "wait" part of "hurry up and wait"
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freyja__:
you can do it!
:>
:>
mara1:
If you want to get out of jury duty just say that for religious reasons you hate people and think everyone should go to jail. Or that you have squirrels in your pants. That one works for me.
So, I got to spend the morning being treated like human cattle and the afternoon with one of the worlds leading primatologists.
Not your typical day.
Not your typical day.
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tretiak:
You are, right now, 10:45 pm, the battle of hastings.
1066 sticks in my head way hard, like 1024 but historical and not that binary crap I always have to look at.
Read your mnem mail.
1066 sticks in my head way hard, like 1024 but historical and not that binary crap I always have to look at.
Read your mnem mail.
a35mmlife:
how much effort do you wanna put in?
santee alley downtown la at 9th. Low cost, high hastle.
sporty la on melrose. Easy access, pay to play.
santee alley downtown la at 9th. Low cost, high hastle.
sporty la on melrose. Easy access, pay to play.
Nice work on that pizza schmizza thread.