Clever and overwritten is the new ironic.
Remember, you read it here first.
Remember, you read it here first.
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So, last night I got cruised both by and as a rent boy.
I guess I'm at that awkward age.
I guess I'm at that awkward age.
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juxlii:
So stop hanging out at the Spotlight and stick with the Burgandy Room.
Jeez.
Jeez.
juxlii:
I do appreciate your offer and, rather than using it myself, will pass it on to "Fingers," one of the fine folks I met during a smoke break wednesday before last. I do believe he is in the background of my profile pic.
Fingers will be contacting you directly.
Fingers will be contacting you directly.
Obscure Life Rule #457
When you are carrying around a life-sized stuffed orangutan, everybody wants to be your friend.
When you are carrying around a life-sized stuffed orangutan, everybody wants to be your friend.
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r_dominique:
::laffs:: is that so!
tretiak:
Just got a bounced email myself. Maybe I'll try Nancy and David. Maybe I'll et it ride. I'll let you know.
So, I'm strolling down the promenade in Santa Monica. Its wall to wall tourists as one might expect, but I need to kill some time and satisfy a powerful craving for mahi mahi burritos, so its all good. As I thread my way through a pack of them gawking at some buskers, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but Gallagher. The "comedy is destroying...
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max16characters:
Well, if smashing mellons with sledge hammers were primary qualifications for gubenatorial leadership, Gallagher would kick ass.
fallen1carus:
every time i see this pic i smile. it's beautiful. when i was at gir's house with mistressmissy and zarina, we all gathered around and looked at sg.
it's so sad, and so happy.
it's so sad, and so happy.
Off to NYC and points east, kids
Mind the babysitter.
Mind the babysitter.
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vastad:
have fun, eloquent one.
adjunct:
In following and occasionally posting to the Harvey Milk School thread, I'm wondering, have you worked in the school system in New York? You cover a lot of bases quite easily.
You need a little icon that says "What reprobate said" for these threads. Pass it out to people who agree with you.
[Edited on Jul 31, 2003]
You need a little icon that says "What reprobate said" for these threads. Pass it out to people who agree with you.
[Edited on Jul 31, 2003]
Mmmmn, tangerine juice screwdriver. The perfect punctuation between a work day filled with chaos and cultural differences and a hopefully languid and carefree weekend.
Share one with your special someone.
If you're single, have two.
Share one with your special someone.
If you're single, have two.
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rubbersoul:
As you know, I don't frequent these parts often (uh...OK...ever) but, given our recent exchange, I had to come and check out your favorite bands. My conclusion is that anyone with X, Warren Zevon, Eels & The White Stripes on their list can't be all bad. Although, your inclusion of Social D & Agent Orange leads me to believe you may be a closet refugee from O.C.
stiles:
Sometimes, discussing topics with Helter bears a remarkable similarity with banging one's head against a wall repeatedly. - S.
Fear! Fear my lawn of doom!
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juxlii:
Sounds like one scary-ass lawn.
In honor of the fourth, I got a new toy. Its loud, its violent and...
Oh who the hell am I kidding, its a lawn edger.
I am so pathetically domesticated.
Oh who the hell am I kidding, its a lawn edger.
I am so pathetically domesticated.
olivia:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blech. Summer flu. Just in time for the long weekend.
Did I say "Blech"?
Did I say "Blech"?
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dragonreborn:
hang on you'll be over it by monday, just in time for work. have fun on the 4th.
rawr_ima_monster:
Dude, wuit being sick, that's totally lame. Sick is out, vacation is in.
-So I think a friend of yours emailed me. I jus want to make sure because I don't remember your last name and I've never heard anyone call you "Jimmy", ie: "Jimmy and I go back to college."
Dave
-So I think a friend of yours emailed me. I jus want to make sure because I don't remember your last name and I've never heard anyone call you "Jimmy", ie: "Jimmy and I go back to college."
Dave
PeTA sent me a nickel.
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dragonreborn:
sometimes i have a train of thought i want to convey and when it gets typed down it is completely different. i can look at what i have said sometimes and think who is the dumbass that wrote that?
vastad:
just came by to say you said some very smart things in the thread on secular reasons for same-sex marriage
Now I just need to work on the clever part.