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"Gringo! Pupusas one dollar! Gringo!"
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max16characters:
Haha...wow, Jacko's really flying off the deepend. Apparently i'm a CE thug now. He just likes digging holes deeper and deeper.
samebeat:
I'm kind of a lurker on this site (mainly due to time constraints during election season), but I always enjoy your comments and insight on the boards.
You know its been a good night when you have to wake up the total stranger passed out on the hood of your car before you can go home.
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xanaxboy:
Just so long as it wasn't a valet parker...Damn, I hate it when that happens! 
Happiness is:
Your ex boss accidentally cc-ing you on his weekend plans. Selections:
"I'M A WHORE AND WILL DO WHATEVER ANYONE WANTS ON
SATURDAY NIGHT"
"treat me nasty baby"
"i'm thinking sat nite? sound good?"
"wrote:hey bitchy
we total want to go
when are you going?"
"hey bitches,"
Your ex boss accidentally cc-ing you on his weekend plans. Selections:
"I'M A WHORE AND WILL DO WHATEVER ANYONE WANTS ON
SATURDAY NIGHT"
"treat me nasty baby"
"i'm thinking sat nite? sound good?"
"wrote:hey bitchy
we total want to go
when are you going?"
"hey bitches,"
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st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:23PM]
superscott:
that's alot of bitches.
I am the Lance Armstrong of water pressure. That speck on the horizon? That's my lycra clad ass, crossing the finish line and leisurely heading home to my ridiculously overpowered shower.
Worship me, I am your plumbing God.
Random factoids:
Black Widows smell much like burnt toast when you turn a butane torch on them.
Though Godlike, I am also, apparently, a "White cracker!" Be...
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Worship me, I am your plumbing God.
Random factoids:
Black Widows smell much like burnt toast when you turn a butane torch on them.
Though Godlike, I am also, apparently, a "White cracker!" Be...
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st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:23PM]
[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:23PM]
max16characters:
High water pressure is essential to a pleasant shower experience.
Addendum:
The impediment of course to riding a bike to work is that I don't actually have one. Or rather I do, its just on the other side of the continent and rather ill suited for commuting unless one lives in Hazzard or Dogpatch. I don't really need a new bike and I certainly don't need to spend new bike money but I've discovered that...
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The impediment of course to riding a bike to work is that I don't actually have one. Or rather I do, its just on the other side of the continent and rather ill suited for commuting unless one lives in Hazzard or Dogpatch. I don't really need a new bike and I certainly don't need to spend new bike money but I've discovered that...
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st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:22PM]
[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:22PM]
freyja__:
whoa. eeeevil.
I will not:
Complain about my job.
I will:
Start biking to work.
Still pithy after all these weeks.
Complain about my job.
I will:
Start biking to work.
Still pithy after all these weeks.
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st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:22PM]
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elfin:
Just noticed your fantasy. You and toby need to get together. Preferably some weekend when I'm out of town.
Its been a good six weeks since I've posted anything beyond pithy here. I keep meaning rectify that... but it 'ain't happening today.
Random fact: Paint thinner will eat right though plastic Solo beer cups. Do not use them to soak your paintbrushes.
Random fact: Paint thinner will eat right though plastic Solo beer cups. Do not use them to soak your paintbrushes.
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itwasduke:
As usual...well done.
clocknova:
Yeah, you should also try carrying gasoline in a polystyrene cup. Or, at least, watch with amusement as someone else figures it out.
Al Green... or strippers?
Al Green... or strippers?
When I run for president they won't be able to say I never confronted the tough decisions.
Al Green... or strippers?
When I run for president they won't be able to say I never confronted the tough decisions.
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itwasduke:
Hell yeah...I think those were the first words in Bill Clinton book....I might working in politics soon...crosses fingers 
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idjit:
Hey man -
I know we've disagreed on things in the past (in a healthy manner, I would like to think) - but I just wanted to come out and say that I have a lot of respect for you and your approach to conversations at SG. You're definitely one of the more informed, interesting and very clearly actively thinking people on the board, and even if we disagree here or there I really enjoy watching you engage in meaningful debate.
Rock on.
I know we've disagreed on things in the past (in a healthy manner, I would like to think) - but I just wanted to come out and say that I have a lot of respect for you and your approach to conversations at SG. You're definitely one of the more informed, interesting and very clearly actively thinking people on the board, and even if we disagree here or there I really enjoy watching you engage in meaningful debate.
Rock on.
I was just told I had "skills" in a completely non-ironic and legitimate way.
I was duly flattered.
I was duly flattered.
midian:
but the question is...what kind of skills
I wanted Veruca!