reprobate

So, apparently, while Lucy thinks the ABCs are cool, the CBGBs are way cooler. I am proud, yet scared.

In other news, we're in the new house, and our stuff is here, not that I can actually figure out which box any of it is in.

I got to watch my wife vomit into a Saks bag today.

What was the high point of your day?

Craigslist has redeemed itself.

Other than that, I really, really want it to be Thursday

I feel kinda like I just broke up with my house.

Lets hope I don't have to start dating a guy named Dennis.

So it seemed like a good idea to see the new Tut exhibit before I fled LA. You know, art, culture, break from packing...

The objects were exquisite, the curation was atrocious and I swear to Christ, if I had to spend another fifteen seconds around the mouth breathers than knuckle walked their way out of their caves for this, I would have bitten someone...
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Observed in the French Quarter:

Two matching, tricked out wannabe Harley fat boy Honda motorcycles. Purple. With Blue LED effects. With license plates reading "HOWLER" and "GROWLER". Parked in front of a very gay bar.

Observed in the Tulane Law School men's room:

Multiple signs saying "Please Flush"

Wow, lots of poetry fans out there. Overwhelming response.

In other news, apparently I have to declare that I am not an alien in order to sell my house, for if I were an alien the people buying my house would have to declare to the federal government that they gave a big chunk of money to a foreign national.

Remember kids, its our freedoms...
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When you are old and gray and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;


The older I get, the more I look like Yeats. I sense an affectation coming on.

Helpful tip:

When you decide to be lazy and just make biscuits in a tube, read the directions before shredding them beyond all hope of recognition getting the tube open.

Also, cigarette cellophane can be used as floss in a pinch.

Question of the day:

"What 'dat is on yo' back?"