Off to NYC and points east, kids
Mind the babysitter.
Mind the babysitter.
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Mmmmn, tangerine juice screwdriver. The perfect punctuation between a work day filled with chaos and cultural differences and a hopefully languid and carefree weekend.
Share one with your special someone.
If you're single, have two.
Share one with your special someone.
If you're single, have two.
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rubbersoul:
As you know, I don't frequent these parts often (uh...OK...ever) but, given our recent exchange, I had to come and check out your favorite bands. My conclusion is that anyone with X, Warren Zevon, Eels & The White Stripes on their list can't be all bad. Although, your inclusion of Social D & Agent Orange leads me to believe you may be a closet refugee from O.C.
stiles:
Sometimes, discussing topics with Helter bears a remarkable similarity with banging one's head against a wall repeatedly. - S.
Fear! Fear my lawn of doom!
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juxlii:
Sounds like one scary-ass lawn.
In honor of the fourth, I got a new toy. Its loud, its violent and...
Oh who the hell am I kidding, its a lawn edger.
I am so pathetically domesticated.
Oh who the hell am I kidding, its a lawn edger.
I am so pathetically domesticated.
olivia:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blech. Summer flu. Just in time for the long weekend.
Did I say "Blech"?
Did I say "Blech"?
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dragonreborn:
hang on you'll be over it by monday, just in time for work. have fun on the 4th.
rawr_ima_monster:
Dude, wuit being sick, that's totally lame. Sick is out, vacation is in.
-So I think a friend of yours emailed me. I jus want to make sure because I don't remember your last name and I've never heard anyone call you "Jimmy", ie: "Jimmy and I go back to college."
Dave
-So I think a friend of yours emailed me. I jus want to make sure because I don't remember your last name and I've never heard anyone call you "Jimmy", ie: "Jimmy and I go back to college."
Dave
PeTA sent me a nickel.
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dragonreborn:
sometimes i have a train of thought i want to convey and when it gets typed down it is completely different. i can look at what i have said sometimes and think who is the dumbass that wrote that?
vastad:
just came by to say you said some very smart things in the thread on secular reasons for same-sex marriage
Oops.
So apparently, dahlias look a lot like weeds.
Who knew?
So apparently, dahlias look a lot like weeds.
Who knew?
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ichimunki:
Well, if they weren't in their proper place, then they were weeds-- dahlias or not, right? 
Nice work on that pizza schmizza thread.
Nice work on that pizza schmizza thread.
juxlii:
I should really try to keep that straight. I suppose the confusion may be to do with the fact that, in my experience, cut hookers and police vans are inextricably linked.
I bowled a 143.
Maxx accosted a celebritot.
All in all, a good nights work.
Maxx accosted a celebritot.
All in all, a good nights work.
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tretiak:
I just got your email. Congratulations.
rawr_ima_monster:
perhaps it would be, but it would be an invasion of online privacy as well as more information that anyone needs, and a means to instigate bringing back up a dead issue in my mind.
-it's over, it hasn't been settled yet, but maybe it won't have to be.
Dave
-it's over, it hasn't been settled yet, but maybe it won't have to be.
Dave
Observations you might not expect for the 600 pound gorilla of the CE Boards, in order of amusement:
Adorable Asian chick in a vintage Pucci print dress standing in the Men's room: "I have to go Number 2."
Living stereotype gay eurotrash guy: " You haaf to loook more happy."
Honorable mentions:
Topless go-go boys who think theyre models holding palm fronds.
Drinks that taste...
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Adorable Asian chick in a vintage Pucci print dress standing in the Men's room: "I have to go Number 2."
Living stereotype gay eurotrash guy: " You haaf to loook more happy."
Honorable mentions:
Topless go-go boys who think theyre models holding palm fronds.
Drinks that taste...
Read More
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bean:
*boom!* You've been j-bombed.
koleeta:
ok this is a journal bombing and a HI remember me?!
I think the first one is more normal than amusing to me. I do find the first honorable mention pretty fun though.
I think the first one is more normal than amusing to me. I do find the first honorable mention pretty fun though.
Catherine was much too pretty,
She didn't do that shit at all,
Uh uh, not Catherine.
Ollie says: Bored at 1:30 AM? Chase bugs!
She didn't do that shit at all,
Uh uh, not Catherine.
Ollie says: Bored at 1:30 AM? Chase bugs!
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tretiak:
That's actually Creepy Creepanstein of Schloss Creepenfunk.
whip:
Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage.
The Incredible Hulk green Hershey's syrup is something of a dissapointment. Despite their claims, it is not as chocolately as the original.
Pretty damn green, though.
Pretty damn green, though.
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max16characters:
I imagine in that respect it will be like the movie. So the guy gets angry and does what? Become a giant cartoon? Not looking forward to it.
tretiak:
Good luck tomorrow. Knock 'em dead.
You need a little icon that says "What reprobate said" for these threads. Pass it out to people who agree with you.
[Edited on Jul 31, 2003]