I really need to stop being cruel to the stupid.
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juxlii:
Yeah! Stop teasing me!
niamh:
But it's so much fun to do!
Observed on the way home:
A man with one rollerskate flying down Western for all he was worth while smoking.
I did not ask if he was a Melanie Safka fan.
Also, the crazy chihuahua man has added to his brood again. I cannot bring myself to think of them as a pack.
A man with one rollerskate flying down Western for all he was worth while smoking.
I did not ask if he was a Melanie Safka fan.
Also, the crazy chihuahua man has added to his brood again. I cannot bring myself to think of them as a pack.
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autrix:
that story is still awesome to me.
I wish I could have seen it as to rip it off.
I wish I could have seen it as to rip it off.
itwasduke:
I never understood why people ride bikes or skate while smoking...even walking is weird. I thought they were trying to relax or "chill."
End of summer my hairy white ass. Its 103 in the shade.
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max16characters:
Wow dude. LA must suck when it gets that hot.
st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:24PM]
From the peculiar found objects file:
A plastic bag, tied with a flattened straw containing a shattered gumball machine globe and four Philippine pesos.
A plastic bag, tied with a flattened straw containing a shattered gumball machine globe and four Philippine pesos.
jj_r0x0rz:
alright! you pound my bag i was lookin all ober por dat
idjit:
You rock, that is all. Thanks for the consistently intelligent comments on the boards. We may not agree 100% of the time, but I appreciate your approach to topics and the depth of your knowledge. Rock on.
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scopitone6248:
Damn you!
I wanted Veruca!
I wanted Veruca!
scopitone6248:
I suddenly want to know what she looks like these days...
"Gringo! Pupusas one dollar! Gringo!"
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max16characters:
Haha...wow, Jacko's really flying off the deepend. Apparently i'm a CE thug now. He just likes digging holes deeper and deeper.
samebeat:
I'm kind of a lurker on this site (mainly due to time constraints during election season), but I always enjoy your comments and insight on the boards.
You know its been a good night when you have to wake up the total stranger passed out on the hood of your car before you can go home.
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xanaxboy:
Just so long as it wasn't a valet parker...Damn, I hate it when that happens! 
Happiness is:
Your ex boss accidentally cc-ing you on his weekend plans. Selections:
"I'M A WHORE AND WILL DO WHATEVER ANYONE WANTS ON
SATURDAY NIGHT"
"treat me nasty baby"
"i'm thinking sat nite? sound good?"
"wrote:hey bitchy
we total want to go
when are you going?"
"hey bitches,"
Your ex boss accidentally cc-ing you on his weekend plans. Selections:
"I'M A WHORE AND WILL DO WHATEVER ANYONE WANTS ON
SATURDAY NIGHT"
"treat me nasty baby"
"i'm thinking sat nite? sound good?"
"wrote:hey bitchy
we total want to go
when are you going?"
"hey bitches,"
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st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:23PM]
superscott:
that's alot of bitches.
I am the Lance Armstrong of water pressure. That speck on the horizon? That's my lycra clad ass, crossing the finish line and leisurely heading home to my ridiculously overpowered shower.
Worship me, I am your plumbing God.
Random factoids:
Black Widows smell much like burnt toast when you turn a butane torch on them.
Though Godlike, I am also, apparently, a "White cracker!" Be...
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Worship me, I am your plumbing God.
Random factoids:
Black Widows smell much like burnt toast when you turn a butane torch on them.
Though Godlike, I am also, apparently, a "White cracker!" Be...
Read More
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st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:23PM]
max16characters:
High water pressure is essential to a pleasant shower experience.
Addendum:
The impediment of course to riding a bike to work is that I don't actually have one. Or rather I do, its just on the other side of the continent and rather ill suited for commuting unless one lives in Hazzard or Dogpatch. I don't really need a new bike and I certainly don't need to spend new bike money but I've discovered that...
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The impediment of course to riding a bike to work is that I don't actually have one. Or rather I do, its just on the other side of the continent and rather ill suited for commuting unless one lives in Hazzard or Dogpatch. I don't really need a new bike and I certainly don't need to spend new bike money but I've discovered that...
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st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:22PM]
freyja__:
whoa. eeeevil.
I will not:
Complain about my job.
I will:
Start biking to work.
Still pithy after all these weeks.
Complain about my job.
I will:
Start biking to work.
Still pithy after all these weeks.
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st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:22PM]
elfin:
Just noticed your fantasy. You and toby need to get together. Preferably some weekend when I'm out of town.
Its been a good six weeks since I've posted anything beyond pithy here. I keep meaning rectify that... but it 'ain't happening today.
Random fact: Paint thinner will eat right though plastic Solo beer cups. Do not use them to soak your paintbrushes.
Random fact: Paint thinner will eat right though plastic Solo beer cups. Do not use them to soak your paintbrushes.
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itwasduke:
As usual...well done.
clocknova:
Yeah, you should also try carrying gasoline in a polystyrene cup. Or, at least, watch with amusement as someone else figures it out.