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I think its a Roxy Music and Jackson Browne day, even if I'm too hoarse to sing along for some reason.
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obd:
Is it raining?
unravled:
Is it raining?
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Waaaaaaaaawaaaaaahhhhhh, wahhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhh, waaaaa, waaaaa! Waaaaahhh, waaaaa...

...oooh, fishies!


Such is the way of the world.
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brainfromarous:
So... how's life in Vampire City?
aegies:
you and i seem to have the same bugs up our respective asses on the boards lately. kudos to you, good sir.
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This is a song about a train...

Ok, its not a song, but it has a train in it, specifically the train that interfered with my skinny dipping. Well, actually I wore my snazzy new retro '60's bathing suit, while other people went skinny dipping, so, strictly speaking its a story about other people skinny dipping that features a train.

The bottom line really, is...
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margot_dent:
he was a hairy upper lipped 80s looking motherfucker
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In most places, even the most vigorous summer thunderstorms are typified by low rolling peals and claps, here it's more like someone shoving a bookcase down a long flight of stairs.
shal:
I saw lightning last night out in the desert. It was nice.
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This evening amusements:

coquettish crack whores
sanctioned skinny dipping
and a 1000 pound safe sitting on a street corner that defied both my best efforts at alliteration and dragging it home.
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st_expedite:
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obd:
no block and tackle?
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The evening started out quietly enough, but somehow ended up with transvestites who matched their electric blue hair to their electric blue skirt, Harry Anderson and Roller Girls trying to drink each other under the table. Oh, and a lot of people drawing on each other with Sharpies.

I think I must be in New Orleans.
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freyja__:
ah, good times.
margot_dent:
^ good times indeed

and dont be so surprised about me joining a gym, it happens all the time.

it's the GOING to the gym that's rare.

and that's a single entry profile picture.
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The evening summed up in one sentence:

"Is this a gay grill?"
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st_expedite:
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germ13:
I'm bcak and feeling good for the first time in about 10 months smile
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Sometimes, I like to pee in my pond.

This is not an idiom.
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atomic_tiki:
i just like to pee and then wipe my dick on YOUR cutains wink
onlyoblivion:
Pardon the intrusion on your lacustrine micturitions, but I feel it necessary to post a comment here every hundredth time you crack me up and my counter just rolled over.

Your posts amuse me greatly. Ever onward to solidly reasoned, humanistic opinions and high comedy at the expense of self-parodying buffoons! biggrin
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Sleep and bourbon applied in appropriate doses. Things are now much better.

On a slightly bilious note, however, I realized this morning that they stole my wheelbarrow.

Who the fuck steals a wheelbarrow? I can't believe that there's a big black market traffic in used wheelbarrows, it won't fit in a standard car, and it weighs about 40 pounds and they had to lift it...
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thepirate:
They had to carry your boxes off in something...
st_expedite:
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Exam is done and I'm pretty confident I passed. Law students still don't fucking flush. I would be happier but for the exhaustion and the fact that some dipshits stole a bunch of stuff out of my yard that was going to go into the garage but hadn't quite made it owing to the studying. Nothing valuable (I don't think, it was all in boxes)...
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obd:
I've not done any cleaning, but I've not been here much lately either.
idjit:
Well, congrats on the exam, at any rate. smile
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Attentive readers will recall that I found it amusing that there were signs to remind law students at an affluent private university to flush the toilet.

Having spent the day in close quarters with several hundred recent law school graduates I can now report that those signs are both necessary and ignored.

Can I just say Eeeew.

One down, two to go.
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obd:
good luck. with the tests and the toilets.
st_expedite:
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