First of all, Del Taco was NOT a good idea. I feel all full and gross and blah. Probably just cuz I ate too much. I was just excited that they have fries. I've gone to Taco Bell before then to McDonalds just to put fries on my tacos or whatever. I also put fries on my burgers. yay fries.
Second of all, Happy Fathers...
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So today was cool. Woke up and didn't have to see my cunt of a mom! YAY! I went to meet Britney at the smoothie place and vented about bullshit. Then we went to go see Vacancy. It wasn't as bad as the dude at the theater made it out to be. I was actually pretty amused and entertained. We went back to her place...
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cincity:
Sure hope your friends stops being pissy pants with you....tell "cunt mom" to piss off in your best English accent..haha! Good luck with the AA meeting...they personally scare the shit out of me! Its like a creepy bunch of bible thugging drunks that wanna hug ya! But if it works hey good on ya...my parents have been in for over 20 years! But not for me...I'll stay being a "functional alcoholic
" Good luck
" Good luck
maleficentmoi:
Thanks for the card, you sweet twat. I mean, heart. Seattle des indeed kick ass. It's funny, my wife lived in Albuquerque or whatever the fuck it's called for a year and she hated it, too. Her dream area to live in? You guessed it, Seattle. Funny, no? And, by 'no,' I mean 'yes.'
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hephaestos:
Sorry you got such a crappy June for us.
I'm pretty sure that's bike belongs to a friend of mine, too.
I'm pretty sure that's bike belongs to a friend of mine, too.
reneemarie:
my trip to awesome Seattle
I keep missing him more and more because he made my mom not such a cunt. They got along really well and he liked her and talked to her a lot. I don't like talking to her, she always annoys and embarrasses me. Probably cuz she's my mom and that's what moms do. So now she's being all emo and annoying and depressed freaking out...
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kamuela:
You're only an Alchoholic if you go to AA meetings, LOL. at least thats my philosophy
fabulousrex:
Phew, that's a hell of a rant. I do have to say that AA is bullshit, though. It's a Christian/Mormon-run group that will cram Jesus down your throat so fast you'll gag.
I've had my life turn upside down before, so here's hoping yours rights itself soon...
I've had my life turn upside down before, so here's hoping yours rights itself soon...
I wish I never had to come home from Seattle. The day after I get back all hell breaks loose. My best friend goes off his fucking rocker drunk as hell. I don't know what brought it on but he was screaming at me to let him out of my car in the middle of no where so I fucking did. He calls my mom...
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xerxes:
I'm so sorry to hear that. A knew a guy like that once. Hang in there, sweetie 
cincity:
I'm sorry to hear about your friend...maybe he will eventually snap out of his craziness!
Jesus Christ I am fucking exhausted as all hell. Had to get up at 2AM to pack and get to the airport by 3. Fuck the SeaTac FUCK IT AND THEIR ASSHOLE INCOMPETENT RUDE SECURITY FUCKTARDS!!!! 
I have been thru security before and know exactly what to do. It was god damn 4 in the morning and the line was backed up cuz they were...
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kamuela:
Since you're back you can come to my birthday party. If you want.
lemuria:
cant wait to hear about your trip. i hate airports anymore too!! my ex and i were always put in the "special" line where they searched all our shit. (yet, i somehow was able to get a lighter through after they searched all my shit one time) horray for being back in your own bed. such a good feeling.
Whoa!! I'm in mother fucking Seattle! YAY FOR GETTING OUT OF GOD FORSAKEN ALBUCRAPPY!!!
Wow, I can't believe I'm here. And I'm actually happy. I'm chillin in my hostel until check in time. The front desk dude said I could just hang out til check in (11AM) or there was a bed available but I need to save my money. Ugh getting into Seattle @...
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Wow, I can't believe I'm here. And I'm actually happy. I'm chillin in my hostel until check in time. The front desk dude said I could just hang out til check in (11AM) or there was a bed available but I need to save my money. Ugh getting into Seattle @...
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gigondas:
Congrats on the move. Getting out of the Bible Belt is one of the best damn things I ever did. Scratch that. It is the best damn thing I ever did.
So far.
You and the boy should come down to Portland when y'all get settled. There is much fun to be had.
So far.
You and the boy should come down to Portland when y'all get settled. There is much fun to be had.
eeble:
Wow sounds pretty mad but tray kool
That mystary "come in" room sounds soo kool, finde out wot it is
Hope Seattle treast you well
That mystary "come in" room sounds soo kool, finde out wot it is
Hope Seattle treast you well
I love paying bills! It's so fun to see my money just disappear like that! I'm like YAY PAYCHECK *goes to bank* YAY I have money! Then I get like 39847 bills in the mail and pay them and my bank account is very sad like a small penis 
But at least I'm not in debt. I know it could be worse. I've always payed...
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But at least I'm not in debt. I know it could be worse. I've always payed...
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wolf69er:
Also I am going to the local porn convention...should be fun
like your toy collection
like your toy collection
xerxes:
Bills - yay 
Meeting porn starts... damn, you are a lucky girl
Meeting porn starts... damn, you are a lucky girl
Yaaaaaaaay yay yay! Seattle on Tuesday!! I'm sooo ready to get the fuck out of this godforsaken cesspool of a town. *shudders* Gah I hate it so much and it's starting to get hot!! I'm gonna be glad to be so close to water and cool fun people instead of a bunch of asshole shit fucks that are just mean and rude!!
It just sucks...
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I'm sooo ready to get the fuck out of this godforsaken cesspool of a town. *shudders* Gah I hate it so much and it's starting to get hot!! I'm gonna be glad to be so close to water and cool fun people instead of a bunch of asshole shit fucks that are just mean and rude!!
It just sucks...
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kamuela:
He completes you, lol.
ahh it's so cute.
I like to drive when I travel, especially with other people, ROAD TRIP!!! Man that would be sweet to get out of this hell hole for at least a few days, . You lucky bastardo. 
Have fun, bring back lots of rest for me please, LMFAO. peace, i'm out.
ahh it's so cute.
I like to drive when I travel, especially with other people, ROAD TRIP!!! Man that would be sweet to get out of this hell hole for at least a few days,
. You lucky bastardo. Have fun, bring back lots of rest for me please, LMFAO. peace, i'm out.
spitbite:
I was born and raised in Amarillo, but I went off to college in Sherman, Texas (that's about an hour north of Dallas). I really didn't want to stay in Amarillo for the summer so I took off to Albuquerque on a job offer. It's alright here, I don't hate it but it definitely is taking some adjusting to, especially since I know maybe three other people in town, and they all work when I get OFF work. It's a bummer. We should definitely meet up sometime whenever you get back from Seattle (I'm aiming for the northwest next summer). HAVE FUN!
and yes...Castle is amazing.
and yes...Castle is amazing.
May is about to be over. Good. I'm tired of it. Fuck May. *shakes fist*
One week til I go to Seattle to see the person I am in total like with!! So What's something between being in love with someone and being in like with someone? We always just say "I like you". It's good for now. I'm glad he wants to takes things...
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One week til I go to Seattle to see the person I am in total like with!! So What's something between being in love with someone and being in like with someone? We always just say "I like you". It's good for now. I'm glad he wants to takes things...
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cinderola:
Wait....May started already??? Damn...
snowgodccr:
Did you get the video? Awesome shit, but it wasn't the one I was thinking of.
I punch sexy people in the face ALL the time, I swear...you can tell who's sexy and who's not by whether or not they have a black eye. Maybe that's why I'm not getting much action latley?
Oh, and your piercings are TOTALLY extreme. Perhaps the most extreme I've ever seen or heard of. Except for that guy who had his neck pierced...that was extreme.
I punch sexy people in the face ALL the time, I swear...you can tell who's sexy and who's not by whether or not they have a black eye. Maybe that's why I'm not getting much action latley?
Oh, and your piercings are TOTALLY extreme. Perhaps the most extreme I've ever seen or heard of. Except for that guy who had his neck pierced...that was extreme.
I like a sex! It's a nice! Hmm I should have some. Hmmm so many choices. 
Oh yeah Kenny and I got in trouble. Alcohol has been banned from the house. No punching, biting, kicking, scratching, hair pulling or basically any fun stuff
And holy shit Jim Gaffigan is funny as hell. Hot Pockets!! omgwtfbbq.
SEATTLE IN ONE WEEK. OMG. I'M GOING TO FUCK IN...
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Oh yeah Kenny and I got in trouble. Alcohol has been banned from the house. No punching, biting, kicking, scratching, hair pulling or basically any fun stuff
And holy shit Jim Gaffigan is funny as hell. Hot Pockets!! omgwtfbbq.
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maxx:
DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES YOUR "ABOUT ME" EVEN MEAN?!
*head explode*
*head explode*
lemuria:
jim gaffigan is one of my favorites.
Seriously guys. I have 10 people requesting my internet friendship and I haven't talked to any of you. Fucking say hi for Christ's sake!!
Anyways YAAAAAAAAAAAY my best friend Kenny is living with us now! I went to pick him up from Santa Fe yesterday and we were both texting on the way back. He was like "Yeah we're gonna crash and die and have...
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Anyways YAAAAAAAAAAAY my best friend Kenny is living with us now! I went to pick him up from Santa Fe yesterday and we were both texting on the way back. He was like "Yeah we're gonna crash and die and have...
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oxy:
Always cool to find a friend
Especially if they are as sick minded
Especially if they are as sick minded
snowgodccr:
Finding friends is awesome...finding friends and finding out that they're losers later on isn't so awesome. I think I may be guilty of being one of the 10 cold friendship requests, sorry.
I love that picture BTW...it always cracks me up...have you seen the video?
I love that picture BTW...it always cracks me up...have you seen the video?
I guess just ask yourself if its worth it