Step away from my chicken selects! Mother fucker, i said stay the hell away from my goddamned chicken selects. Shit for brains, do you here me? I will slaughter you and your fucking babies if you so much as look at one of my chicken selects for more than two seconds. Goddammit! I said back off! That's it, now you get a kick in the...
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hotcurry:
I hate commercials. I wish I were so blessed as to have Tivo.
So...that's me! An actual profile pic. I fucking hate pictures, blech.
hotcurry:
Aw... but it's a nifty looking pic. And you're a good lookin' guy. Why so shy?
surlyclown:
THAT'S what you look like?!? You lush. 
I want my goddamned computer back up! Grrrr. It's stowed away while i look for a job and place in Portland. I miss it. Sure i have access to other people's computers, but they don't have Photoshop or Flash, so no stupid arts and crafts. And my computer has my files...my files, damn you!!!
Other than that, i'm ok.
Other than that, i'm ok.
erikawithak:
miss you! beeyotch!
eazy:
Glad to see ur doing well. Get back to LA soon. Don't blink and let ur dreams go down in flames because of Corporate America.
Been away for a bit, job hunting and such in portland. bleh. wish i had more to report, but i guess no news is good news, eh?
hotcurry:
I missed you. Job hunting is awful. I hope things are going better for you back home in Portland.
user209834982:
find anything good? 
"Where are all the good men dead:
In the heart or in the head?"
Well my head is doing just friggin fine, thank you very much. My heart seems gone though, like vanished. I couldn't give a flying fuck about anything, and not in that cool "rock-and-roll i don't give a fuck" way and not in that trendy gothic/emo whatever i don't give...
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In the heart or in the head?"
Well my head is doing just friggin fine, thank you very much. My heart seems gone though, like vanished. I couldn't give a flying fuck about anything, and not in that cool "rock-and-roll i don't give a fuck" way and not in that trendy gothic/emo whatever i don't give...
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surlyclown:
'Heart?' What is this 'heart' of which you speak?
Good luck in the wilds of Portland...at least they have weather there.
Good luck in the wilds of Portland...at least they have weather there.
erikawithak:
i gave the neighbor girl $10 to eat something (she is pregnant) and she brought me crack. technically that was a drug deal. what does that make me?
The Specials "Pressure Drop"
Sometimes you feel alone,
and the things that you're doing,
people tell you that it is wrong.
Life gets rough, life gets tough,
so tell me what you gonna do about it?
The pressure has got me down, but it doesn't mean my will to kick some ass has been defeated yet, motherfuckers!
Sometimes you feel alone,
and the things that you're doing,
people tell you that it is wrong.
Life gets rough, life gets tough,
so tell me what you gonna do about it?
The pressure has got me down, but it doesn't mean my will to kick some ass has been defeated yet, motherfuckers!
eazy:
So how is Eugene? How long before u make it back down this way so I can buy u a drink! Say hi to my old stomping grounds. Hope life is working itself out.
feeling apathetic, depressed, annoyed, complacent, pent up, cabin feverish, grrrrrrr, wasteful, etc, sad, blah, blah, blah...
other than that, peachy fucking keen
other than that, peachy fucking keen
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hotcurry:
Both of us can't be sad and apathetic at the same time. I forbid it!
danika:
Would you just hurry up and be a famous comedian so you can give me money, the world doesn't revolve around you! 
AAARRRGHH!
no more hurt kitties! i've had to deal with two badly injured cats: one died, one's hobbly.
i hate crying kitties, it's the worst sound in the world. and kittie blood makes me sad.
no more hurt kitties! i've had to deal with two badly injured cats: one died, one's hobbly.
i hate crying kitties, it's the worst sound in the world. and kittie blood makes me sad.
Hi, my name is Randy and i was interested in the position you listed. I'm a very dependable and strong worker who rarely lets his drinking affect his performance. I have amazing customer service skills, which is ironic since i hate customers. I'm pretty easy to get along with, unless you are a bad worker, in which case i will do everything in my power...
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erikawithak:
donde estas?
danika:
At least you can get a job!
So i'm back in oregon now. It's nice to see stars again, and not stars like "Hollywood celebrity" stars, but stars like "big orbs of gas a billion fuckin' miles away" stars.
Also, holy cow, first night back and i made out with somebody. That totally beat the three month wait that LA decided to give me. Good times.
Relaxing for the weekend, then the...
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Also, holy cow, first night back and i made out with somebody. That totally beat the three month wait that LA decided to give me. Good times.
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eazy:
Welcome back. Breath in some clean air for me.
natasha:
You're from Eugene! hehehehe
tomorrow begins the sad journey home. things i will miss in LA:
ummmm....well, the jamba juice girls and the tropic nut girls at universal studios were cute. also, the gay bar across the street, Club L, had fun Bingo and Karaoke nights. Also the internet cafe on Sunset and La Brea was a reliable spot. The Comedy Union and The Laugh Factory were good...
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ummmm....well, the jamba juice girls and the tropic nut girls at universal studios were cute. also, the gay bar across the street, Club L, had fun Bingo and Karaoke nights. Also the internet cafe on Sunset and La Brea was a reliable spot. The Comedy Union and The Laugh Factory were good...
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eazy:
I wish I coulda helped. Catch ya on the flip side. U ever need anything I will be there to help my fellow Eugenians.
grendel_kin:
keep on rockin' out the funny stuff, funny man.
i'm sure i'll see ya again someday....surlyclown said that you rocked the mic right, so i'm sure we'll hang again someday.
be well in the inbetween time.
i'm sure i'll see ya again someday....surlyclown said that you rocked the mic right, so i'm sure we'll hang again someday.
be well in the inbetween time.
So, pretty much the plan is to head back to Oregon. There are some hit or miss opportunities to stay, but the record so far has been:
Hits: 0
Misses: oodles
So i'm trying to get my head back to things in Eugene i'll be happy to see:
Jose, Billy D, Autumn, Shannon, Reike, Ashley, Jenny, John Henry's and crew, Indigo District and crew, Sy's...
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Hits: 0
Misses: oodles
So i'm trying to get my head back to things in Eugene i'll be happy to see:
Jose, Billy D, Autumn, Shannon, Reike, Ashley, Jenny, John Henry's and crew, Indigo District and crew, Sy's...
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hotcurry:
I'm so happy we finally met. Thank you for the compliments. Andrew and I actually went into this little side room they have there where some other folks were hanging out. Sorry I didn't get to say goodbye. I want to wish you much success up north.
surlyclown:
I hope you have a safe trip back. Take care. And when you come back, it'll be your time. You're a talented, smart guy. I mean that.
