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i bought and watched the entire series and special of The Office this weekend...it's nice having a friend that's as big of a dork as me to watch this stuff with...

...aside from that...things are really something-ish right now.

also i don't have a beard right now...i'm trying to land younger babes wink
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kittypiefacehead:
> insert picture of your newbeardlessself <

And yes, music does help random moods. (:
dr_ew:
Yeah beards land you a select few hipster trash and hippy girls. That's about it.

Did you ever have potatoes down in Mexico. They make some good fucking food down there. The booze is nice too.
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a weekend of debauchery* definitely helps the workweek start on a much better note, particularly when dullard coworkers ask, "Hey, so how was yer weekend?"... blush wink

*debauchery n. pl. debaucheries :
1. a.Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
b. debaucheries Orgies.
2. smooches, alcohol, nudity, drugs, strippers, beds built for three, naughty pictures, uh, jaywalking....etc....

also see: randy adj.:
1. a. Lascivious; lecherous.
b....
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lushoasis:
ooh, you had a fun weekend. This IS my weekend right now, since I work retail. the real weekend does not usually hold such pleasures for me.

anyway, yeah, Ground Kontrol rocks, I'm glad to see you're a fan. My friend is not much of a businessman, but he's tried to make positive changes, and he's always promoting it, so it's good to see someone who spends his money there! I always go there and get a beer (after 7 of course) and then play teenage mutant ninja turtles. I can never beat it damnit! (I'm not much of a game player, though- never had any systems growing up ... "they'll rot your brain!" and all that rubbish)

I'm not afraid of life on other planets, I assume it will probably just be like, sponges or something, or if it's intelligent life, it won't be all into warmongering like we are. I think life on other planets has more to fear from us than we have to fear from them. Maybe.
dr_ew:
I totally had to IMDB "Paul Walker" to get that joke.
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did i ever mention that i had to get rid of my Nintendogs???....while Hank and Lucy were cool doggies (a pug and a husky) Earl was getting jealous. Every single time i played and talked to my DS to tell the dogs to sit or jump, he would grab his cage bars in this look we call the Lil' Prisoner as if to say, "Uh,...
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kaylee:
you should have sold your nintendogs to me! hahah i want that game so bad! . . .

too bad i have to buy the damn nintendo ds first. whatever

i saw a raccoon at the pet store the other day. it made me think of you cuz you're the only person i "know" that has a usually wild animal as a housepet! tongue
lushoasis:
You dig Ground Kontrol, huh?

My friend is a part owner, that place is cool smile
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Ha! Earl laid on his back and let me pet his belly like a dog....he gets weirder and weirder....

i find it really annoying how scarce decent movies have been this last month and now all of the sudden it's

Jesus is Magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Night, and Good Luck
Shopgirl
Thumbsucker
Wallace and Grommit
Mirror Mask

right when i've signed up for all this OT and...
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eazy:
Yay for earl!

Havent reached that "happily ever after" place but looks like i might actually be heading that direction. amazing!

thanks dude. When u coming back?
corkscrew:
Exactly.

You and Earl should dress up as Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole
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so what do i like to do on my days off? let's see, how about Go to work!!! i'm doing overtime because there are still video games, movies, cds, and books i want but don't yet own.

i'm having halloween terror attacks that i'll not think of anything to be.

i've been thinking of getting a tattoo of Mario and Donatello from TMNT ferociously fighting...
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abra:
i've been thinking of going insane, too.

oh my god, that dagu is so cute.
kittypiefacehead:
Just sharin the love. wink kiss
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sometimes i want to murder the people i work with....and sometimes i want to murder them slowly.....guess which kind of night it is smile

also, did i mention that i finally did an open mic and that it went really well and that all these fuckers that were being......uh...fuckers to me before have now all turned into asskissers? well now i did.
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kittypiefacehead:
THANK YOU! biggrin

Mmmmm...I also like that quote, though I don't think I'll be using it in the same context.
dr_ew:
Take it from me, parents just don't understand.
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thanks for the b-day wishes

i called in sick to work at went to karaoke with some friends

God bought me a lapdance...K took me to Union Jack's to buy me a lapdance, but when we walked there we found a $20 bill on the ground...so thanks to the big guy.

My b-day horoscope was amusing: The current reservoir of friendliness and willingness to tolerate...
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burnsides:
I don't remember how I stumbled into your journal, but I have to say you have the coolest pet squirrel ever. High five to Earl.
lenore:
I want to meet him!! where do you guys live?
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kittypiefacehead:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
kittypiefacehead:
I wish it were only pens.): Crayons would be even better. Something soft...or squishy...or both? Upon further inspection of the contents of my bag...pretzels...xacto blades....pins..needles...scissors...perhaps I have a subconcious death wish or something. Fashion Design is probably going to kill me this way.
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if you haven't seen The Comedians of Comedy documentary, you ought to....

...if you haven't seen the comedy night at The Boiler Room....you're a lucky motherfucker.

...and speaking of seeing shit....it's so fuckin' weird to be able to see the mornin' without having to grasp for my glasses....

....i don't think i'm doing anything for my birthday this year...i work on the day and the...
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dr_ew:
So the lasers were a success? I've seen the Aristocrats, does that count?
dr_ew:
Oh and the math thing is only weird when it shows up in public places.
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real quick coffe shop update:

Eye surgery: so good, i can see clearly now
Corpse Bride: good, even if i'm not a fan of weddings
B-day lunch with folks: surprising, we all got along for a few hours
America: not so good, what's the point of being an adult if your consent means jack-shit? grrr.
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corkscrew:
Make sure to let me know all about the face lasers... after you get to take off the silly bandages & big-ass goggle-glasses. I've been considering the same procedure.
dr_ew:
I don't get the solitaire joke. frown