"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities."
-Henry Chinaski
-Henry Chinaski
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Nasa plans to announce today that they found water on Mars. That's a really big fucking deal as far as I am concerned. Well, not as big a deal as Paris Hilton, but still a pretty big deal.
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smuffy:
are you going to live in mars, once property becomes available?
smuffy:
what the fuck is a dvda gang bang?
This is the type of shit that makes you wonder how we have made it this far as a species.
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smuffy:
oh man that story so goes with our poop discussion earlier.
smuffy:
bwahaha a testimonial nightmare!!!
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changes:
I have to say that your ratio of, "Holy fuck that's a hot picture!" outweighs mine.
smuffy:
dick.
I totally have time to gchat for a bit and you're not even on.
I'm wicked pissed now.
I totally have time to gchat for a bit and you're not even on.
I'm wicked pissed now.
i think if owned a Holodeck, I would let Cillian Murphy blow me within the first week of owning it. Cause it wouldn't actually be gay if it were done in a Holodeck.
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smuffy:
p.s. you're still gay.
kyleomen:
Pretty gay but gay's OK!
would you rather your claim to fame be for the production of the drums on the song "take me home" by phil collins, or for having dated Hillary Swank in college?
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poison:
sounds like a plan. Plus I'll let you take naked pictues of me.
and by you I do mean you, Remo
and by you I do mean you, Remo
smuffy:
my butthole is itchy and stuff.
come scratch it with your hairy tongue!
come scratch it with your hairy tongue!
So it is official, Money, big tits, fame, and not having to work a day job do not buy happiness. Apparently.
fridgemagnet:
My name is Diiiiiiiiiiiiiv---orced!
avalon13chase:
passive-agressive hostility..
well, all my thoughts of true love have been pissed on.
well, all my thoughts of true love have been pissed on.
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smuffy:
also stop making the mad face at me.
fridgemagnet:
yes!
If i had a company. I would use this guy to advertise everything.
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poison:
I guess I'll just have to impress them with my hella sick tatties
poison:
ps. We'll be coming up on the 30th and leaving on the 3rd and staying with you guys if that's ok. I hope it is because I want to hump your mom's face and snuggle with you.
Greg wants to do 2 shoots with me and kyle as some sort of a gallery thing. He likes to shoot "stories".
Greg wants to do 2 shoots with me and kyle as some sort of a gallery thing. He likes to shoot "stories".
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poison:
That thing always terrifies me. I'm currently trying to afford a one way ticket to Philly on the 30th which means that I will be up there for New Years. Me and the boy also have a shoot with Greg Munro around the 1st or 2nd and we'll be heading back on the third.
ps. Me and Fencha are QUEUED!
ps. Me and Fencha are QUEUED!
fridgemagnet:
Most people are too ugly to be attractive.
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smuffy:
I'm going to buy it today, along with irreversible, some random allegedly horrific indie film recommended to me by cocoabutter and alyk.
smuffy:
OOOooo hot. I loves me some shirtless indie jones.
and I'll ask questions. I'm a little stupid.
and I'll ask questions. I'm a little stupid.
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smuffy:
cavemen get such a bad rep.
fridgemagnet:
i like that one a lot.
but little Remoe was so cute.