Tuesday Feb 15, 2005 Feb 15, 2005 0 Facebook Tweet Email Read More VIEW 26 of 26 COMMENTS stirfry: welcome to SGOHIO Oct 16, 2005 redass: 20 things you don't know about RedAss: 1. My wife is about 10 times better looking than I am. That drives people nuts and I love that. 2. I was once pulled over by a cop for going 120 mph. I was also drunk. 3. If I had one free kill it would be Dave Matthews. No question about it. He's like the soundtrack to your boring Gap life. 4. An old girlfriend and myself did lines off her female roommate's ass. hot. Good times followed... 5. I am a master picture framer. 6. Women in stockings make me weak in the knees. I love legs and butts, stockings look very very sexy to me. 7. I hate shorts and refuse to wear them (unless I'm swimming). 8. I once dumped a girlfriend because her pussy was super hairy and she wouldn't shave it. I quit smoking for her- its the least she could do. 9. I rock out to Dio at least once a week in my car. 10. I have three cats and have conversations with them, filling in their parts myself. I'm convinced this isn't talking to myself. 11. The smell of rain in the summer makes me happy. The smell of farts make me laugh. 12. I have designed lots of tattoos but nver got one myself. Soon enough though. 13. I am adopted and am currently trying to locate my birth mother. 14. Children irratate me. 15. I volunteer at the Animal Protective League in Cleveland and take in foster cats. 16. Card carrying member of the ACLU. 17. I have a glass sculpture in Rockefeller Center, NY. I was hired to do the sculpting in a 30 foot long glass relief sculpture. 18. Smoking pot is a fun activity. 19. Being quiet helps me to be a better listener. Long time wallflower. 20. I hate 90% of all the people I meet. Nobody will probably see this, but it was fun anyway. have a good night. Oct 26, 2005
1. My wife is about 10 times better looking than I am. That drives people nuts and I love that.
2. I was once pulled over by a cop for going 120 mph. I was also drunk.
3. If I had one free kill it would be Dave Matthews. No question about it. He's like the soundtrack to your boring Gap life.
4. An old girlfriend and myself did lines off her female roommate's ass. hot. Good times followed...
5. I am a master picture framer.
6. Women in stockings make me weak in the knees. I love legs and butts, stockings look very very sexy to me.
7. I hate shorts and refuse to wear them (unless I'm swimming).
8. I once dumped a girlfriend because her pussy was super hairy and she wouldn't shave it. I quit smoking for her- its the least she could do.
9. I rock out to Dio at least once a week in my car.
10. I have three cats and have conversations with them, filling in their parts myself. I'm convinced this isn't talking to myself.
11. The smell of rain in the summer makes me happy. The smell of farts make me laugh.
12. I have designed lots of tattoos but nver got one myself. Soon enough though.
13. I am adopted and am currently trying to locate my birth mother.
14. Children irratate me.
15. I volunteer at the Animal Protective League in Cleveland and take in foster cats.
16. Card carrying member of the ACLU.
17. I have a glass sculpture in Rockefeller Center, NY. I was hired to do the sculpting in a 30 foot long glass relief sculpture.
18. Smoking pot is a fun activity.
19. Being quiet helps me to be a better listener. Long time wallflower.
20. I hate 90% of all the people I meet.
Nobody will probably see this, but it was fun anyway. have a good night.