One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I was just sittin there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week my teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo....
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Damn Monkeys. Always letting people down.
altaris:
BEWARE THE EVIL GIR OF DOOM!!!
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I suck at coming up with interesting topics for journals, hence why it's been over a month since I updated it. It's not that my life is uninteresting, it's just putting things in here that other people might care about is a lil taxing sometimes.
But anyway, it feels nice to get back on the site again. I was gone for almost 3 months, and...
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But anyway, it feels nice to get back on the site again. I was gone for almost 3 months, and...
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beckyjane:
just gotta get up the guts.
shimba:
anytime!
thanks for the acceptance?
haha
thanks for the acceptance?
haha
I'm back!!!
For those that care.
For those that care.
![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
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nexttuesday:
adorable
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nexttuesday:
noooo YOU!
Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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irina:
happy birthday!
genevieve:
happy belated birthday...i suck...hope you had a good one...
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Hey, guess what ?
I'm a jerk, and I've never been happier!
I'm a jerk, and I've never been happier!
jamesriot:
Happy birthday, ya jerk!
I'm about to start a four-show Bad Religion-athon. I'll be sure to crack a skull or two for you, buddy.
I'm about to start a four-show Bad Religion-athon. I'll be sure to crack a skull or two for you, buddy.
cureelise:
JERK
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What if I do get caught ?
What if there is no judgment ?
If I'm right, I lose nothing
If you're right, I lose it all.
I ought to get caught
Because I'm doing something wicked
I'm guilty, haunted by my fear
and the only consequences
are the Dread and the Fugitive mind....
What if there is no judgment ?
If I'm right, I lose nothing
If you're right, I lose it all.
I ought to get caught
Because I'm doing something wicked
I'm guilty, haunted by my fear
and the only consequences
are the Dread and the Fugitive mind....
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kinkerbelle:
meanie
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My list lightening continues...if you still see your name here, consider yourself lucky.
Well, if you consider being on my list lucky to begin with.
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Well, if you consider being on my list lucky to begin with.
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clio:
I'm good, but sadly it looks like summer has come to an end here... x
doublec:
i consider my self DAMN LUCKY! ![kiss](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/kiss.fdbea70b77bb.gif)
![kiss](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/kiss.fdbea70b77bb.gif)
I lightened the friends list a little. It sucks that it had to come to this, but when people ignore your comments and reply to a kazillion other people instead, something had to be done.
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domnicella:
haha what?
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Ugh, my mp3 player broke today. Which meant I had to spend half the day facing stupid reality instead of being lost in my own personal happyland. Plus, I can't buy another one right off since bill collectors await my cash in the mail.
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AND on top of all that, none of the electronics shops I called can repair it. It's just the touchpad in...
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I GOT MY SIXTH SEASON OF THE SIMPSONS TODAY!!!!
Sorry buy I'm excited.
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Sorry buy I'm excited.
![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
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smashedpumpkin:
who's sugar bear? is he new? he sounds familiar....i haven't watched tv since march!
i need an ipod. not for conversation eavesdropping but simply because i need one.
![shocked](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/shocked.4f86e9f2d588.gif)
i need an ipod. not for conversation eavesdropping but simply because i need one.
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
smashedpumpkin:
sugar crisp...hmm...they still make that?
I gotta remember never to post pictures again.
They always lead to the downward spiral of my journal...
They always lead to the downward spiral of my journal...
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kinkerbelle:
lol. you're so funny. Thanks for the smile.
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![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
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ichipulti:
thank you for caring enough for the birthdau wishes. muah
user304975207:
Is it really THAT cold that you needed a sweater??? ![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
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