On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die,"she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last...
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Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die,"she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last...
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niobe:
missmalice_:
hahahaha!!
some days i wish i was a small fuzzy cat laying on the bed in a patch of sun... 
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missmalice_:
You could.....ah nevermind my mind is too far gone in the gutter to finish that 
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niobe:
We only got stuck once on the way home. So not too bad. 
trilobitten:
uh-oh....
uh-oh....
paintedbat:
haha cute
trilobitten:
i always thought that's what my computer was really saying.
I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." -- Steven Wright
trilobitten:
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-steven wright.
-steven wright.
trilobitten:
actually yes, that is helpful, thank you.
now why didn't i think to check the aicpa web site? d'oh! *slaps forehead*
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ok, just finished my homework. it's not pretty, but it'll do. i hope. anyway, i used a quote from that article. you are awesome! gold star for you!
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now why didn't i think to check the aicpa web site? d'oh! *slaps forehead*
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ok, just finished my homework. it's not pretty, but it'll do. i hope. anyway, i used a quote from that article. you are awesome!
gold star for you! [Edited on Feb 14, 2006 4:53AM]
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
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missmalice_:
Hahahaha damn rude chickens.. should have taken him to KFC!
Hahahaha damn rude chickens.. should have taken him to KFC!
anberlynn:
hehe I was calling me a loser la la.
You really see a chicken cross the road though... ? is that a stupid question..
You really see a chicken cross the road though... ? is that a stupid question..
I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.
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lil_tuffy:
Shirts... well, there's two already. One more planned for march. I plan on averaging one a month. If I actually get a retail buyer, it could be even more. So I;d say a minimum of 10.
:tuffy:
:tuffy:
kay:
Amen. I could freeze them for you in the mean time.
~cheers
~cheers
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
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paintedbat:
The plugs are a size too big so I'll have to work them in.
Did't I hear about one of those shark/elephant things on the news?
Did't I hear about one of those shark/elephant things on the news?
lil_tuffy:
I'd do a tshirt subscription for $100.
:tuffy:
:tuffy:
yes i'm back. no i haven't uploaded the pictures yet. my bad...
did you ever notice that you go through times when you're on SG all the time and others where you login once a week. i'm in the once a week phase right now.
in other news my back is still fucked up. it turns out i herniated a disk in my lower back...
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did you ever notice that you go through times when you're on SG all the time and others where you login once a week. i'm in the once a week phase right now.
in other news my back is still fucked up. it turns out i herniated a disk in my lower back...
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kay:
I hope you feel better soon! Oh and thanks for all the cheese!!! 
~cheers
~cheers
niobe:
Hope that you had a nice time away! 
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anberlynn:
Have fun, looks sunny there even though its in b&w !
paintedbat:
YAY you're back!
Wow and your kids would just knock over a big pile of books? Did you knock the kids around for doing that?
Wow and your kids would just knock over a big pile of books? Did you knock the kids around for doing that?
Happy New Year All!
Sorry I haven't been around much. Somehow I hurt my back pretty badly. I can't sit down for more than 15 minutes without it hurting A LOT. It was really odd first I just had a slight back ache but it kept getting a little worse each day until FUCK IT HURTS!!
I've been to the "Back Cruncher" a few times...
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Sorry I haven't been around much. Somehow I hurt my back pretty badly. I can't sit down for more than 15 minutes without it hurting A LOT. It was really odd first I just had a slight back ache but it kept getting a little worse each day until FUCK IT HURTS!!
I've been to the "Back Cruncher" a few times...
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missmalice_:
what about your cock hahah
hahah
trilobitten:
woo hoo for thorough harassment!
and i hope the back gets better soon.
and i hope the back gets better soon.
hurt...back...ow
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cece:
awww. feel better.
thank you for the birthday wishes.
thank you for the birthday wishes.
weapon0:
Awww, that's too bad. I hope you get better soon.