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The Beach by Steven Wright

I, Phillip, a small boy of twelve, lay exhausted, not knowing if I was sleeping or if I was daydreaming that I was sleeping. Gently I rocked back in forth in my hammock, a hammock woven out of the eyelashes of 1000 deer. There was always a gentle breeze at the top of the 300-foot stainless-steel trees where my hammock...
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kindle:
Haha! It was almost like your story...

'cept you know.. the story was cooler
kindle:
We had our BB testing yesterday as well. Since I wasn't there I didn't get the count of how many we had but the federation we broke away from sadly only had 7 people show up in total all day.

Just for the people going for their first degree I heard we had 18 or so.
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The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I...
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threestares:
and thank you.
saidgirl:
those are the good ones.... Though I tend to only remember the ones where I was wearing my big bird slippers and my mom had just finished waxing the floor and I decided to make a mess of things by smearing my blood all over the floor....*sighs* the good o' days biggrin
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funerals make for sad squirrels
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kay:
I'm sorry. Email me if you get a chance. I have some awesome squirrel photos for you.

~cheers
saidgirl:
.......

IM GETTING MARRIED

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smile luv.... smile smile smile

kiss kiss kiss
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update-o-ramma-a-nation:

nothing really - busy week already. monday is always a cluster and this one was no different. i walked out of my office today rushing somewhere only to remember that i had dropped off my car for an oil change and i had to ask a friend at my office to bring me over (jeez i'm a dumb fuck sometimes)

work is good but...
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kindle:
She's doing much better now. We're happy with how well she's recovering.

blush Thanks for the compliment. Glad you like
threestares:
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Hi all-

I'm back from a very nice birthday weekend.

There was a very nice party at my place with the expected level of drunkeness by all. Happily I wasn't hung-over for a change.

Thanks to all for their birthday wishes hopefully I thanked each and every one of you.

If you didn't wish me a happy birthday - YOU SUCK YOU SELFISH BASTARD! but......
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saidgirl:
come looooook at my pregnant belllllly
weapon0:
Thanks for the Birthday wishes. Sorry, I missed yours. frown Glad you had a good time. smile
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kindle:
Really? I remember the ones I get woken up from that I was really into. Most I don't remember though. There is one specific one I remember from when I was 5 years old. That one terrified me... something about a huge geletin blob that was eating everyone in the neighborhood and I was the only one left and I could see them all in the blob's belly. ::shivers::
kindle:
Not far off except this one was kind of round and a redish-orange with this odd "it's midnight" glow to it. And can't forget the mouth, eyes, arms and legs. Lucky I could run faster than it but man... it was huge! eeek

Think like the giant marshmello man fron Ghostbusters... except not... yeah
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Had a nice time sledding with my kids this weekend. We cabin camped, ate, sledded, ate, hiked, ate.

A good time was had by all,

the end.
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sillyokio:
ugh. pick rather.
missmalice_:
you came back with all the kids right? biggrin
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brb - camping this weekend smile
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niobe:
Where?
niobe:
I want to go camping. Was it fun?

kiss