The Beach by Steven Wright
I, Phillip, a small boy of twelve, lay exhausted, not knowing if I was sleeping or if I was daydreaming that I was sleeping. Gently I rocked back in forth in my hammock, a hammock woven out of the eyelashes of 1000 deer. There was always a gentle breeze at the top of the 300-foot stainless-steel trees where my hammock...
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I, Phillip, a small boy of twelve, lay exhausted, not knowing if I was sleeping or if I was daydreaming that I was sleeping. Gently I rocked back in forth in my hammock, a hammock woven out of the eyelashes of 1000 deer. There was always a gentle breeze at the top of the 300-foot stainless-steel trees where my hammock...
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The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I...
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threestares:
and thank you.
saidgirl:
those are the good ones.... Though I tend to only remember the ones where I was wearing my big bird slippers and my mom had just finished waxing the floor and I decided to make a mess of things by smearing my blood all over the floor....*sighs* the good o' days
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saidgirl:
thankyou
funerals make for sad squirrels
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kay:
I'm sorry. Email me if you get a chance. I have some awesome squirrel photos for you.
~cheers
~cheers
saidgirl:
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IM GETTING MARRIED
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smile luv....
IM GETTING MARRIED
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smile luv....
update-o-ramma-a-nation:
nothing really - busy week already. monday is always a cluster and this one was no different. i walked out of my office today rushing somewhere only to remember that i had dropped off my car for an oil change and i had to ask a friend at my office to bring me over (jeez i'm a dumb fuck sometimes)
work is good but...
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nothing really - busy week already. monday is always a cluster and this one was no different. i walked out of my office today rushing somewhere only to remember that i had dropped off my car for an oil change and i had to ask a friend at my office to bring me over (jeez i'm a dumb fuck sometimes)
work is good but...
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kindle:
She's doing much better now. We're happy with how well she's recovering.
Thanks for the compliment. Glad you like
Hi all-
I'm back from a very nice birthday weekend.
There was a very nice party at my place with the expected level of drunkeness by all. Happily I wasn't hung-over for a change.
Thanks to all for their birthday wishes hopefully I thanked each and every one of you.
If you didn't wish me a happy birthday - YOU SUCK YOU SELFISH BASTARD! but......
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I'm back from a very nice birthday weekend.
There was a very nice party at my place with the expected level of drunkeness by all. Happily I wasn't hung-over for a change.
Thanks to all for their birthday wishes hopefully I thanked each and every one of you.
If you didn't wish me a happy birthday - YOU SUCK YOU SELFISH BASTARD! but......
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saidgirl:
come looooook at my pregnant belllllly
weapon0:
Thanks for the Birthday wishes. Sorry, I missed yours.
Glad you had a good time. 
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iggy:
happy birthday!
sillyokio:
at least you're honest. 
Hello Donna, Donna White?
kindle:
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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kindle:
Really? I remember the ones I get woken up from that I was really into. Most I don't remember though. There is one specific one I remember from when I was 5 years old. That one terrified me... something about a huge geletin blob that was eating everyone in the neighborhood and I was the only one left and I could see them all in the blob's belly. ::shivers::
kindle:
Not far off except this one was kind of round and a redish-orange with this odd "it's midnight" glow to it. And can't forget the mouth, eyes, arms and legs. Lucky I could run faster than it but man... it was huge!
Think like the giant marshmello man fron Ghostbusters... except not... yeah
Think like the giant marshmello man fron Ghostbusters... except not... yeah
just taught a rockin karate class... only 3 people died
niobe:
only?
niobe:
Silly.
Had a nice time sledding with my kids this weekend. We cabin camped, ate, sledded, ate, hiked, ate.
A good time was had by all,
the end.
A good time was had by all,
the end.
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sillyokio:
ugh. pick rather.
missmalice_:
you came back with all the kids right?
brb - camping this weekend 
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niobe:
Where?
niobe:
I want to go camping. Was it fun?



'cept you know.. the story was cooler
Just for the people going for their first degree I heard we had 18 or so.