the sun is back and i'm going home. do you ever notice how after a patch of bad weather, when the sun finally returns, that the birds are extra rambunctious and vocal? it's so nice...
Pissing myself? Mexican transvestites? You know me too well. No Mexican transvestites though. You're the only transvestite for me, cupcake!
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Someone forgot their cold medicine! Coincidentally, I took the remaining 8 pills and I feel GREAT!!! Come back and blow your...nose on my black sheets.
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Yes, yes the sheets will be changed. I will be around at 6. I'll probably get back from my journeys around 4 (if I ever get my ass out the door!). I trust you got my email?
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last night was purgatory prom/roller derby awards ceremony at elysium. yeah, everyone looked nice in crazy gothic dresses and suits. but i wasn't aware about the "prom" part so i looked all dykey and dressed down. oh well...
so some genius decided to start the thing at 5pm. yeah, i was drunk by six'o'clock, bitches...home by seven thirty and fucking by seven... Read More
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Things are lookin' up around El Rancho Mulhollando!
Giddyup!!!
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So why aren't you here yet?
today in my bio class, as my professor blabbered on about species classification, i got all hot and randy reading erotica by anais nin. the story that i was reading took place in an opium den and it triggered a past shroom trip...
i was tripping with my ex at his house a year or so ago and we started having sex. first off, let... Read More
after four days of saying that i was gonna do laundry, i am happy to report that the first load is FINALLY in the washer as we speak...as i write...?...whatever...
any hoo, yeah. this weekend kinda kicked my ass, but oh boy it was worth it. motherfucking THROW RAG rocked last night. there are pictures, friend so if you wanna see an aging captain/pirate/sailor/punk in... Read More
Hey, I just remembered that Tift Merritt is playing at Stubb's this weekend. Dammit, I managed to get on the list plus one. I'm sorry you're gonna miss it. I was lookin' forward to seeing her with you. Hope you have a great weekend.
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I wouldn't worship Satan with anyone else! Those pics turned out cool!. Of course, these were the only ones where I don't look like Frankenstein.
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tonight my friend jamie's turle died. i told her that we should take it to zilker park and bury it next to barton creek so that it can be with all the other turtles in spirit. so that's what we did...kinda. we took the little dead turtle body down there in the dark, put it out in the current, andd bid a fond farewell. it... Read More
ah, back in the dorm...
it is motherfucking freezing in here! my nose is frozen and my fingertips are numb.
i think i'm gonna return to the toasty little cave that i crawled out of where a handsome man and an almost full bottle of decent cabernet awaits...fuck this frigid solitude
goodnight, beautiful people
i would if i had like more friends on here..anytime i post someint on a board all these veteran assholes try to make me look like a moron to impress the girls..its pretty funny but still sux to get beraded (misspelled) u got my aim right?
In your new pic it looks like no one is driving the car next to you. It's a phantom car oooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo...yeah the new year hasn't changed my sense of humor.
for me its single awareness day...havent seen u in too long.miss ya
..well have to make up for lost time...
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