PHONE SEX.
I swear, that's the weirdest form of pseudo-autoerotica. Actually, wait. I take that back. Virtual Sex was the weirdest form of pseudo-autoerotica I've ever heard of. Honestly, 1991... did you think that was going to be the future of intercourse? Hey, everyone! Let's strap on these giant plastic helmets and look at poorly-constructed polygonal avatars of our lovers' forms when their actual bodies...
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I swear, that's the weirdest form of pseudo-autoerotica. Actually, wait. I take that back. Virtual Sex was the weirdest form of pseudo-autoerotica I've ever heard of. Honestly, 1991... did you think that was going to be the future of intercourse? Hey, everyone! Let's strap on these giant plastic helmets and look at poorly-constructed polygonal avatars of our lovers' forms when their actual bodies...
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silencia:
Glad you liked the photos. huzzah! So how have you been, internet bff?
runround:
thats right...ninja... 
OK, SMARTYPANTS!
Let's see how well you know your world geography! Click HERE and have at it. My highest score was level 10, after 4 tries.
Good luck!
Let's see how well you know your world geography! Click HERE and have at it. My highest score was level 10, after 4 tries.
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qbug:
Entertain me. I'm waiting for my naked pictures to upload to my computer from my camera. It is taking DAYS.
qbug:
Youtube him? You think I don't know about Dr. Tran?!
"But I'm not a Dr. ... I'm 6 years old!"
"But I'm not a Dr. ... I'm 6 years old!"
For nearly the last three weeks...
I've been writing and saying obscure quotes from Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby.
And no one was any the wiser.
That's kinda scary to me. heh Like I'd ever REALLY think to say "My mind's tied up like a pretzel. ...I have a pretzel in my head!" Nope. No one paid any mind to my weirdness. Maybe...
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I've been writing and saying obscure quotes from Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby.
And no one was any the wiser.
That's kinda scary to me. heh Like I'd ever REALLY think to say "My mind's tied up like a pretzel. ...I have a pretzel in my head!" Nope. No one paid any mind to my weirdness. Maybe...
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luella_deville:
I usually say "Fuggedaboudit.." and sometimes "You want I should smack you upside the head, you canolie?" hahaha
I swear, something like three quarters of my vocabulary is made up of song, tv, and movie quotes. Sad!
I swear, something like three quarters of my vocabulary is made up of song, tv, and movie quotes. Sad!
luella_deville:
Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes FTmuthafuckinW!!!
I felt sporty today so I decided to hit the batting cages for a good hour. RANDOM REX FACT: I played baseball, football (briefly) and basketball while in high school and nearly did earn a scholarship to Duke thanks to the hardwood. But I didn't play senior year.
It felt good to practice my swing again... I hate being stagnant for so long. I feel...
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It felt good to practice my swing again... I hate being stagnant for so long. I feel...
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hellocupcake:
i have been ignoring my dirty clothes all day... but i just tripped on a towel on my way to wash my hands >_<
hellocupcake:
i can hire a bitch to do my work.
DUH
DUH
A VERY BRIEF REVIEW OF SOON TO BE RELEASED MOVIES
Speed Racer will suck balls.
Iron Man will own.
The Dark Knight will be even better than Iron Man.
The Incredible Hulk will be better received than the first film.
Hellboy II will be entertaining.
The surprise hits of the summer will be Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express and Hancock.
Oh, and Star Wars:...
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Speed Racer will suck balls.
Iron Man will own.
The Dark Knight will be even better than Iron Man.
The Incredible Hulk will be better received than the first film.
Hellboy II will be entertaining.
The surprise hits of the summer will be Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express and Hancock.
Oh, and Star Wars:...
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frida_13:
I agree, except that I would rather tat Hellboy be slightly more than 'entertaining'.
I can't wait The Dark Knight!!
I can't wait The Dark Knight!!
elipsis:
bwahahaha!... gooooossse!!! its not real nail polish... lol
There are three things I want to do before the end of this year.
- Exercise until I get my six-pack back or DIE trying.
- Get laid on my birthday. Easier written than done.
- Relearn the drums. Because I miss playing with this much skill and ferocity.
- Exercise until I get my six-pack back or DIE trying.
- Get laid on my birthday. Easier written than done.
- Relearn the drums. Because I miss playing with this much skill and ferocity.
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miyo:
wow that kid can dance!
hehe thanks for making me laugh
hehe thanks for making me laugh
hellocupcake:
he's outside. i would try to catch him and dance around the back yard or something, but he's probably hiding under the porch or something 
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starbuck42:
The theremin cat could not possibly be more awesome. It pretty much wins the internet.
panda_pewp:
TUSSIN!!!!
WOMEN.
Stop trying to attract me with your sass and coyness, while you're "seeing" one or more men already.
That's gross.
Fuck off.
Signed,
Rex
p.s. It's hot as balls outside. Summer is gonna suck.
Stop trying to attract me with your sass and coyness, while you're "seeing" one or more men already.
That's gross.
Fuck off.
Signed,
Rex
p.s. It's hot as balls outside. Summer is gonna suck.
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elipsis:
psh... lol
elipsis:
i'll never tell!!!... 
are you serious????????...
how??? when????? where???????????????????????????
lol
are you serious????????...
how??? when????? where???????????????????????????
lol
This... this is... WOW.
Just when you thought you've seen the last of Jean Claude Van Damme (unless you watch the USA Network at 2am or are a masochist and rent his DTD films), he has one more major movie coming out - in Europe - titled JCVD.
Guess what that stands for?
p.s. When it's time for me to continue the family line...
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Just when you thought you've seen the last of Jean Claude Van Damme (unless you watch the USA Network at 2am or are a masochist and rent his DTD films), he has one more major movie coming out - in Europe - titled JCVD.
Guess what that stands for?
p.s. When it's time for me to continue the family line...
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silencia:
I think there are coffee clubs. There has to be. Hmmm.
I actually thought that both films were forgettable. I just loved the randomness of that line. I'm a huge fan of random happenings. And I'm usually the only one who remembers those random one-liners (and when I say them, I usually get the "oh my god, you're crazy" looks... seriously).
I actually thought that both films were forgettable. I just loved the randomness of that line. I'm a huge fan of random happenings. And I'm usually the only one who remembers those random one-liners (and when I say them, I usually get the "oh my god, you're crazy" looks... seriously).
silencia:
Oh, ouch. Prepare to be disappointed. I actually cannot recall where that line is from. You got me beat, holmes.
I <3 Kinetic Typography.
This one is my fav.
I should have gone to art school.
This one is my fav.
I should have gone to art school.
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silencia:
I think i would die if I couldn't have caffeine anymore. No one realizes how essential that shit is to my existence. Eek!
Dude, why not collect cajones? Maybe he was lacking some and needed to be surrounded by many to feel more lika man
Dude, why not collect cajones? Maybe he was lacking some and needed to be surrounded by many to feel more lika man
jennrose:
i have access to too many 360 games to give it up. plus, ps3 doesn't have dead or alive. what i need is a ps3 to fill in the time in-between 360 breakdowns, but i want at least partial bc and the mgs4 system kinda looks pretty in gunmetal.
what i need is a ps3 to fill in the time in-between 360 breakdowns, but i want at least partial bc and the mgs4 system kinda looks pretty in gunmetal.