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The Kleptones - Casbah Ain't Easy and Closer To The Boxer
*think of them as a two-part song*

Most of you don't know that I'm a student of all things arcane/occult/mythical/metaphysical. surreal

I wouldn't claim that I adhere to any tradition or code or whatever... I just like to keep an open mind and attempt to comprehend what's not so well-received in mainstream society. One of...
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kellymonster:

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Cancer Man/Libra Woman - He's that rare "regular" guy; she seems, at first too perfunctory a personage. Relating requires tolerance. At best, they're harmonious and hilarious. Sex eases tensions. Cancer's passive so Libra has the power.



Sounds like my kinda relationship.

It's reassuring that you don't like lactation of period fucking.

kellymonster:
Don't be worried, I think I may have peaked. Yesterday was the awesome and I'll be blogging about it in due course (I think).

I see a typo in my comment above and now I'm creating some fucked up mental imagery of 'lactation of period fucking'. Be glad you are not in my brain right now.
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yowlinyeti:
bwah hahahahhaa omg thats great.

i love you forever now. tongue

and yea spiders has been getting some pretty odd modeling gigs lately...

kiari:
You should be a flower like those dudes lol! I luv link chix! shocked
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ambizzle26:
who is your celeb crush? she is hot!
and whats your 11?
lillie_:
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januar:
there's nudity on here? wha?
januar:
yes dear, whatever you say. by the way, did you take the garbage out? and the sink is doing that thing again. you said you'd take care of it.
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mika:
its cause it is ridiculous lol
ambizzle26:
well i already told you what i think.
i hope your feeling better. kiss
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"You gotta lick it before you stick it.
You gotta take that extra step before you kick it."

- Elanor Roosevelt

EDIT: I got bored earlier, so I composed an ADULT MAD LIB. shocked Check out the 1st spoiler and then read the 2nd. NO CHEATING!

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Adjective
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Your name
Device
Friend's name
Adjective
Occupation
Verb
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Body part (plural)
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hugzombie:
Woohoo, food other than Cup O' Noodle. I'm so sick of it.
desdmonia:
you are very cute in that new pic with the dog ya go there
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Flight of the Conchords - The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)

Before I write the blog that has to do with this one's question, I felt like composing my own little girlfriend application survey, as inspired by Elipsis. So if you don't like it, blame her. biggrin

Only single ladies may apply. frown
Unless your relationship/marriage is slowly crumbling from within OR is...
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kiari:
you are so silly ...I didn't know you were half azn me too!!! yaya JapaPhilliNegro here!
pamalicious:

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The Official Suicide Girls Approved Girlfriend Application
Name: pam
Age: 24
Location: dallas, tx
Shoe Size: 10
Bra Size: 38d

What are your hobbies? movies, gaming, reading

Have any skills? Guys won't date girls if they don't have any skills... can play several instruments, speak german, and im bendy.

Can you cook a steak? probably. im more of a chicken person tho, never tried.

Do you like sports? Play any? LOVE sports specifically college football and baseball, i played softball

Favorite movie genre(s): any and all. period films, horror, comedy, sci fi, action, porn, all.

Do you practice your Kegels daily, occasionally or weekly? dont need to!

How are your driving skills? Be accurate, or I will ask others... i have driving tourettes. i scream at other cars while i drive to get the fuck out of my way. i speed. alot.

How much of a boozehound are you? social boozepuppy

If you wrote that you don't drink much or not at all... just how do you loosen up? kickin back with friends and watching movies

Who's your usual 'type'? charming assholes regardless of appearance OR sexy nerds

What do you believe is your best physical feature? my booty!

Now, now. Let's not forget about your personality! What's one of your VICES? cursing, if you consider it to be a vice.

How many dates until I can get underneath your skirt? i dont have dating rules, i play everything by ear and chemistry. no 3 date rules, meh.

If you wrote "you're a pig", don't you judge me. However, if you wrote "zero" you're a dirty tramp... is there anything you won't do? i didn't write either of those responses and yes there are a few things i wont do... but theyre out on the fringe of freakdom.

Can I shoot you (with a camera)?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is penis size? hmm... about a 6? really depends on technique.
...If you select a number below 5, I'm marrying you immediately...

What is one typically male personality trait that you absolutely despise? stupidity

Lay it on me: Give me one fact about yourself I don't know yet. im adopted

Are you more on the side of structure or spontaneity? spontaneity

How do you envision the perfect date? hanging out at a venue that not only allows conversation but hopefully inspires it... take that how you will

Say it's my birthday. How would we celebrate it? Yeah, yeah sex is nice, but let's try to be creative! well, to answer that i'd need to know some of your favorites b/c its your day and about yooou

Finally... Why should I select you? ... b/c im awesome.

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I don't know about you kids, but I wish I felt like this about something again.



...i miss that feeling. frown

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RANDOM THOUGHTS

- The Sexaholics group makes me sad. I want to leave the group because I don't have anything to contribute. However, I wanna stick around to know just how nasty the people I associate with are. heh

- I...
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januar:
-porn: okay, skip the butt stuff and skip the facials. the other stuff could be good. i guess it's really more of a tool (heh ... tool) for the ladies than the fellas.

-Lisa friggin Ling? like from Channel One? please tell me you remember Channel One in HS. i just don't know about those last two. Michelle Kwan? i mean, how far away are you from throwing Yamaguchi up on that list?

-funny how you mention the funny story. i acquired my massively non-asian fro in about the 4th grade as well. i went to the Philippines and got a perm and my hair has been curly ever since. not as dramatic as your story, but life changing ... oh yes. i didn't discover hair product until about the 10th grade. so yah. middle school was rough.
leib_:
haha ohhh yeah.

i revert back to being a toddler. I WANT I WANT I WANT! DAMMIT I WANT!
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desdmonia:

kiss
desdmonia:
old news buddy, old news.
lol.
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kiari:
thank you for that biggrin
ravioli:
love
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Dethklok - Murdertrain a Comin'

UPDATE: I had sex. NOT! God, you people are soooo gullible... biggrin


I don't know why I find it funny, but there sure have been a good amount of "I'm so horny it hurts" or "I banged this guy/girl" blogs being posted by friends lately.

shocked Is it THAT necessary for one's existence?

Not to be boastful, I'm a six foot tall...
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kiari:
fun blog i agree dethklok kix
luella_deville:
I come for the T&A, I stay for the conversation.
But I could sometimes do without knowing about peoples every sexual thought, desire, past experimentation and experience. Hey, it's their blog and they can get all Hustler Letter of the Month if they want, by all means, but..... what is my point again?........

Oh yeah, that I agree with you.
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Page One - Lemon Jelly

A good friend of mine visited from Detroit last week, and she brought along her kid. What a pair those two are, I swear. Most of the time, I thought "Wow, I wouldn't mind having a kid someday." Although some times I thought "Holy friggamoley, where'd the drama llama come from?!" Overall, it was a great time for the three...
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suri:
dude i need a picture!!!


also, you should be proud to be vivid aproved!
pollythundercat: