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My apologies for not writing creative and entertaining blogs lately... it'll get better soon. The funeral was today and very pleasant. I always have weird reactions at funerals. That being, I don't know how to react. Viewing the body is such a morbid concept. Why would I want the last image of a person no longer living to be their lifeless form? Anyways...

THREE THINGS

- Wanted is released (in the States) today. A preview...

Yep. It's one of those slo-mo Matrixy action movies, if you haven't caught a whiff of that already.

- A CAT WITH NO FACE! Also, the Cat With No Face has a blog. Yeah. hm. a) I'm disgusted; b) I'm intrigued; c) I can't think of any pussy jokes whatsoever.

- Verne Troyer Sex Tape! uh, ew? Who wants to see fucking Mini-Me (literally) naked??? Unfortunately, I listened to an audio clip and ...hoo boy. It's. It's. I don't know. You all know how he sounds. Well imagine him groaning and growling and occasionally sounding an octave higher when I assume his mini-ween is getting a good workout. ugh.



And I thought the Tom Sizemore coke n' hooker binge sex tape was horrible...



And now I leave you with two bear cubs boxing.
ENJOY.