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today my fortune cookie said, "digital circuits are made from analog parts." profound, no?

my appologies to capital and the rest of you who hate the "proverb" sort of fortunes. but this is no run-of-the-mill proverb, so screw off!

p.s. qato shit-for-brains soon-to-be-suicide just realized she had favorite s.g. pics which she had inadvertently clicked while poking around the site. please disregard aforementioned pics and,...
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pygmy:
Oh yeah, cookie? you just wait.. for nanotechnology robot

You have good favorites smile

I thought I would share this with you, reading your profile I think you'd appreciate it. I was helping my husband with a blackhead on his nose one day and felt sort of a "pop" that was too big to be the blackhead.. eeek Turns out I did my first bit of primitive surgery, an inadvertant nasal polypectomy.
I have nightmares.
But he's perfectly healthy, now, of course.
pygmy:
biggrin

We've been married for about a year and a half (since 3 days after my 18th birthday. Vegas. biggrin )
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annalee:
Thanks for you comment on my set, it made me really glad! You look so striking, I cant wait to see what your set is like! haha that picture of the cat there cracks me up, I do that to mine all the time smile xx
fatality:
I agree with Isabel about pygmy.

Furthermore, I wanted to ask if you are going abroad or are going to be at school this year. So, yes, I just asked.
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inequalities

diet coke > regular coke

miller light > anchor steam

the sex pistols > the clash

dogs over 40 pounds > dogs under 40 pounds

mixed breeds > purebreds

pink with sparkles > black

flats > stilettos

(the cure > the smiths) < pretty much anybody else
isabel:
Hee, your inequalities are fun.

Thank you for liking my doorknob. I shall name it the Qadoorknob.
noelle:
love
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mr. bones has one blue eye.

misty has brindle legs.

chipper is a humper.

you have to carry rosie down the stairs.

rudy injured his back.

keli loves to give kisses.

hang up the hose properly.

never leave a choke chain on a dog in a run.
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isadora:
thank you smile teacake is an italian greyhound smile all the beauty, a third less of the food bill and poop scooping. (we're probably gonna adopt an ex-racer in a few years when we have more room and monies)

teacake says "arowrowr" to your sasquatch wink
fatality:
I know nothing about that class, but it sounds very interesting and like something that I would like to take as well. That being said, no, I don't know where the animals come from.
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b57913:
I dont think Ive ever jerked of in the woods, I guess I should go camping more often.

Im incredibly allergic to poison ivy. Im fairly certain I got it from my lab partner who told me she had it before me. I didnt even touch her directly!

P.S. That does remind me of 70's style porn. nice work!
suicidesic:
It looks sort of like "Bloodsucking Freaks" if only the quality were worse...good movie btw. You should check out my ode to zombie movies in my pictures.. whatever
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am MIA in san jose at the moment. camped last night at point reyes. this from the creature who considers art museums adventurous.

will greyhound it to north hollywood tomorrow night.

palm trees. freeways. smog. i've never felt better.
fatality:
Are your favorites alphabetized on purpose?




Mine are.
isabel:
Sigh: a West Coast journal entry. Momentous! Have a lovely drive...
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i just rented hands on a hardbody. for those who don't know, it's a documentary about this contest that takes place every year in texas where a nissan dealership gives a new hardbody pickup truck to whomever stands by the truck and keeps his hand on it the longest. it generally takes over three days to pare the contestants down to one psycho who...
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randi:
haha, electrolize a kitty. that would be funny, yet painfull
b57913:
I think it works the same way if you know the shortcut on the keyboard. I don't know them, so I cheat and copy and paste.

I should probably learn the shortcuts. I'm sure there is a webpage somewhere with the list.
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i've now polished off the following nabokov novels:
laughter in the dark (1932), greater
despair (1934), great
the real life of sebastian knight (1941), great
bend sinister (1947), greater
lolita (1955), greater

and am currently reading
look at the harlequins! (1974), most likely greater

i think it's time for a career shift from zookeeper to professor of literature. the tiger ate up her sixteenth little...
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b57913:
You have the cooolest name of all the limbo girls.
lucy:
Thanks for the sweet comment on my set, it made my day.
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vehemence:
Since all three do apply, I will settle on "Asstastic", because it is not a word that the dictionary recognizes. I will also consider depriving myself of more sleep.
fresnel:
Your pictures make me smile in the most genuine way. Thanks for that.
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my fortune today:

"there is not greater pleasure than seeing your lived ones prosper."

syntactically correct? check.
semantically correct? uh-oh...