Ever heard that tragedy is when I stub my toe whereas comedy is when you fall down the stairs and break your neck? Sometimes I feel that way, as though I am the demented product of some systematically cruel conditioning in which I am made to feel amusement at the expense of others. Learned indifference taught as humor by appealing to the lowest commmon denominator....
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rise_robot:
Not far off on the pic. Let's call him, 60's circa Optimus Prime. And I really dig Atom Heart. Actually found out about him from a EBM band, Lassigue Bendthaus. Amazing shit, never got too much notice.
er:
what?
All men are pigs, some are just bigger pigs then others!
pokes:
Life is an exercise in tolerance.
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el_oso:
life is an exercise in just trying to live 
I spend far too much time lounging around in my robe. It's become gratuitous at this point. I need a job and why not. If women can exploit their looks why shouldn't I be able to prostitute myself accordingly? 
haha. That's gonna get me in trouble.
i think the have to kick the habit too. I'm going back to full courseload and need the discipline...
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haha. That's gonna get me in trouble.
i think the have to kick the habit too. I'm going back to full courseload and need the discipline...
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pokes:
Narcissist!
er:
HAHAHAHAHA hole in the watermelon 
Aggravators are turning me into an aggravatee. I hate you all. May all your teeth fall out but one, so you can have a tooth ache. 
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er:
what'd i do?
actually, don't bother answering without a web cam
actually, don't bother answering without a web cam
er:
thanks 
Wooha! I just had tyhe greatest vacation of my life! Weather rocked, locals befriended me and showed me a clandestine good time not to mention I had the greaest lay of my life 
. I used to think lingerie was silly but I guess it takes a first-hand encounter to shape ones opinion on that matter. Only downside is I think I might need a...
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. I used to think lingerie was silly but I guess it takes a first-hand encounter to shape ones opinion on that matter. Only downside is I think I might need a... Read More
er:
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
i got no lay.
awwwww.
welcome back to a country my people are allowed to visit
i got no lay.
awwwww.
welcome back to a country my people are allowed to visit
My connection to the net is wonkier than Willie's chocolate factory. I have been substituting my internet with some oldschool Big Daddy Kane and Nightmares on Wax but it's no substitute for SG. I get my car back today, it's been in the shop for 3 weeks Getting ready for 2 weeks in Cuba, which is where I'll be on Monday, and trying to find...
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pokes:
I don't mean to rag on a charitable organization but the developmentally disabled have supposedly had someone coming by to pick up some old clothes and junk for two days now. Not that I have anywhere to be in particular but waiting around and watching the phone for them is really a one day task. That, coupled with the fact that it's not even my bags of junk they're here to grab is bothersome to say the least. Now on top of all that I am taking crap from ppl, be it in the form of one's demands or another's paranoid delusions. Cuba can't come a moment too soon. Cancelling utilities while I'm gone, warned roomies but, undoubtedly, they'll be taken entirely by surprise I'm sure. Not my problem. Good luck and good riddance.
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I'm a bad man. Dropped one and picked up the other without so much as a second thought. My army of disgruntled girlfriends is nearly ready to lynch my ass. Had I not upgraded from simpleton to savant I might feel guilty right now.
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amitabha:
it's cool.. i'm just fucking around.. I thought it was obvious
thrash_cunt:
Bad Bad!!! But i heard if they have different zip codes it's okay. But i woulnd'nt try useing that excuse if anyone finds out!
I have had worse hangovers but, to be honest, I can remember when. Defended a friend from two punks last night and escaped no worse for wear. You might say, in that regard, I was the hero of the party. Woke up with a beautiful woman in my arms, with not so much as the slightest recollection of what we did, not that it wasn't...
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er:
what do you mean, "a friend who i don't consider a peer" ?
you callin me old, sucka? *punch*
you callin me old, sucka? *punch*
fractal:
ewwwww
Today is the one day of the year I can run around dressed like a seafairing- hooligan, sloppily slurring stupid sland such as, "Shiver me timbers" or "Argh! Them, there's fighting words!" without a care in the world.
Aww, who am I kidding?
Truth be told I will likely be a pimp again or some disco-themed variation. God i loathe my herbal ingenuity.
I wish...
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Aww, who am I kidding?
Truth be told I will likely be a pimp again or some disco-themed variation. God i loathe my herbal ingenuity.
I wish...
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er:
hi hotstuff
good thing i checked my last journal-almost missed your words. phew!
which island is that?
cuba? that's a lot closer to me than you are now. got a layover in NYC by any chance?
good thing i checked my last journal-almost missed your words. phew!
which island is that?
cuba? that's a lot closer to me than you are now. got a layover in NYC by any chance?
fractal:
Happy Halloween!
so far today, my staffing agent was dressed as Tigger, and my bank teller was a pimp.
so far today, my staffing agent was dressed as Tigger, and my bank teller was a pimp.
Today I felt Great. I had a pretty good day too.
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er:
hey you
would like to talk to you today...when might you be on?
would like to talk to you today...when might you be on?
nixon:
Glad you seem to be feeling a bit more chipper!
No one deserves to have a disease named after them more then tow-truck drivers. I don't care if you're just doing your jobs! May you have the worst type of ass cancer ever you bastards!
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er:
did you see my post in yesterday? looks like you updated just as i was posting this morning
good morning , well, afternoon now
good morning , well, afternoon now
er:
how about one smiling webcam shot for meeee?
and where's my yahoo promise?
cause look at this, i'm home!
and where's my yahoo promise?
cause look at this, i'm home!
Sometimes, I wish I could consciously repress things. Other times I find myself reduced to tears over the fact that I no longer find something painful. Simply, that it doesn't hurt anymore can be it's own source of remorse. Loss can be complicated, I think it's best not to try and feel any way in particular. Betray not your emotions. Cherish those you love and...
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dragonnightmares:
i think sometimes realizing you're finally over somebody hurts more than the actual break up.. 
er:
hi gorgeous
put up more pictures!
put up more pictures!