philipfry

Heres more random info to ponder about me.
1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
Every once in awhile

2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic forks?
Turn them into furniture

3.What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Oldies, classic rock, country, new wave, 80s rock (cuz thats when I was in elementary), classical,...
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We won! Went undefeated in the regular season and the playoffs. Been a while since Ive been a champeen. Feels not to bad. Not to bad indeed.

God has it really been that long since I was last here? Im missing alot of shit Im sure. I need to high speed so I can stop hating my computer. Static X in a couple of hours...HooWah

Had two games last night. Won both with one shutout. Next week is playoffs. Going in as the undefeated No. 1 seed. Yay for me. Tasia, the girl I was gonna ask out, had other plans for Friday night. Bummer.

So Ive been shuffled to another team on Thursday night. Now Im on the Misfits. They seem like cool guys it would be nice though to stay on a team for more than one season. So do I suck or is it that Im that solid that I get put on all the new teams to help them not get blown out? I hope the...
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Ive been kinda wierded out lately. Talking with a buddy of mine at work about how I dread going into work nowadays. Either because of the crappy hours (6am-2pm, Im not a morning person) or just the job itself. Then I realized that in a couple more months I will match the longest time spent at any job Ive ever had. Then I started thinking...
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Ever have one of those days? The ones where you dont feel like doing anything? Not even sleeping sounds good and youre just all restless and want to do something but everything you think of sounds like crap? Yeah Im having one of those days. I finished rereading Goblet of Fire. My friend thinks Im dumb and shouldve waited until a week before the movie...
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In response to a comment left by my friend: No I didnt but mouse ears with my name on them. My head is to large for that. And now for your reading enjoyment....20 things about myself.

1. I play guitar (Not super good but decent).
2. I play hockey. Ice and roller, goalie mostly but also forward or defense.
3. Im divorced with no girlfriend...
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Hey Im back from DinneyLand. The happiest evil corporation in the world. And needless to say I had a good time. Being a cartoon nerd of the highest order Disneyland is a sort of mecca I guess. But all that aside I had to go back to work today. And there was a meeting/bitch session. All I can say is that everybody needs to fuckin...
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dont have a lot to talk about but I feel the need to update. work is work. Devisive as ever. Got free lunch today and that was cool. Philly steaks are awesome. Still need new pads so I dont suck as bad. Hard to close the five hole with the ones I have now. Going to DinneyLan on sunday and Cali Adventure on monday. Hope...
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I would say the dating scene sucks but I dont go out on dates so I wouldnt know for sure. I know the preliminaries of it all (meeting people and asking them out) sucks. I havent gotten past that point. In all honesty all I do is work and play hockey. I hate clubs and dont go to bars. And online personals dont seem to...
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been gone awhile. Im still alive and barely functioning. Damn allergies. So heres some stuff for your learning entertainment.
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
The mop that is my hair
2. How much cash do you have on you?
Right now? About $25

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Love-fest...ahhhh yeah

4....
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