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The fact that I wrote this so early should tell you I'm up for an odd reason. I had a really odd dream. I guess I shouldn't complain apparently my friend is having weird ones from his nicotine patches. Either way I'm up at 7am, completey out of character for me.

Back to bed with hopes of naked men in my dreams. smile
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robetesatemynoir:
nice. ive made someone puke for my past 3 or 4 blogs.

damn i rule.
now ill try to make you throw up all over yourself.
(which will be SUUUper funny to me)
robetesatemynoir:
uh, i am working.

and i get help.
next?
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It's early, but Happy Father's Day! ! !

Shout outs to Zack_Attack and MeConQueso who I know are great Dads !
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oxy:
Im thinking for the next Harry Potter film he wont need a wand. He`s already packing something bigger.
oxy:
i know they recorded it. maybe it will come out on dvd
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veeyenenwhy:
Whatever... you like it! tongue
aki1:
ahh i love ur blog today
made me smile biggrin
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Simple thought for the day. I'm glad I lack cable. MTV Movie awards suck, and the Soprano's ending sucked.
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pixelsuicide:
Thanks biggrin tongue.
meconqueso:
The main thing I miss without cable is reception. I hate fighting rabbit ears, especially when I hit them by accident and then my 3 channels are all shades of fucked for the next week until figure it out again.
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As if waking me up before 10am wasn't bad enough, Vin just HAD to mess up my breakfast of champions.

Me: That was fast.
Vin: I'm no non-sense dude. I do what I gotta do and I'm out.
Me: I'm eating cereal. (this is my hint to stop talking about poopies)
Vin: My friend Jon isn't allowed to bring a book in there. We'll be...
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meconqueso:
I did a double take when I saw myself. even through my three days of stubble and everything I was still there.

And I'm pleased you realize you're pretty. No matter how many people tell you you are, it's when you believe it that it really shows.
meconqueso:
My ex wasn't into belittling or anything like that, she just rarely said anything about my appearance at all. Right now I'm quite plain looking and I'd say a 5. Get rid of a little gut and a better haircut and I'll get back up to a 7. I've never been Brad Pitt, but I did occasionally have drunk girls hit on me. But I'll be fine as long as I'm happy with how I look. That and then finding the one person who likes me for me.
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It's five am... I am cranky, so here's a cranky blog entry.

It's five am and I'm only up because my dog is a jerk. Yup a jerk who woke me up at five am.

I have a tummyache, had one for a good chunk of this evening. It's annoying me too.

Someone and they know who they are is really pissing me off. Fall...
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meconqueso:
Having a kid in your bed is definitely not for a light sleeper, that's for sure. We just did nap time, and I fell asleep on my back, he fell asleep draped over my knees. How he could manage that with my knee in his gut I have no idea. But here it is three hours later and he's still asleep. And every time I open my eyes and see him it makes me smile.
teeman:
I slept in my "comfy comfy" car last night. surprised i didnt freeze to death tongue skull
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A spider got me apparently. Bit me last night, on both ankles, while I had sox on, in the same place on both ankles. Odd.

Went bowling last night. I got to be Boob - short to bootybootybooty. I was apparently bowling with people who were drunk since the other names were Gstring, Smackdat, and Suka. I figured Suka was like sucka (I'm gonna get...
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meconqueso:
I haven't been bowling in ages. I need to find a good place and some good people to start a game down here.

Is ALL previous Russian language now Ukrainian, or just that spoken in the Ukraine?
robetesatemynoir:
survey? i lke em...where is it?
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Funniest thing I heard today:
Vin to his co-worker: "You look hungry, maybe you should eat a burger. A shut the fuck up burger!"

Funniest thing I heard all week:
Nessa' to KeeKee about blowing bubbles on a wand: "No don't put it on your lips, you're supposed to blow it"
Nessa' to herself: "That's what she said."
(it's our newest/dorkiest on going joke... only...
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meconqueso:
Well I haven't dated in 10 years, and even before then wasn't a great dater (I married my second girlfriend). it's time I take some chances to at least learn some things about me, and about others. I can be a bit naive and too trusting when it comes to people. I just need some experience.
_panda_:
yes
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It would seem to me today moreso than other days that people find it too important to make themselves SEEM witty at the expense of others. However, these same people fail to notice that everyone is looking at them and thinking "wow, why don't you say something intelligent instead of stupid and assinine." Let me give you the deffinition of witty: given to or marked...
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veeyenenwhy:


...just until I can give you some real ones in person. wink
robetesatemynoir:
because its funny???
i took it as a joke. but im suure that you coudl figure that out.

the NB's that i have the pic of are like 250+...so i dont think imma get em.
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My day has been pretty odd so far. I have the day off, but I get a call to go in this weekend. I get a call about some computer part that was supposedly lost here, but was actually there. I had a dream about a friend of mine in dying, but we were still in college, but not the college we went to. I...
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panda_pewp:
hahahahaha he changed his number so I cant do that .....I fucking wish.
what would be a better phone call would be to call him while Im getting fucked hahahhahahahhahaha
robetesatemynoir:
i can use a book from B&N if you wanna hook me up!
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gentleman_loser:
lol very good thinking, i'll keep that in mind for next time..But it is hard to tell since you don't really have any pictures of yourself wink
robetesatemynoir:
did you say hungry...i could eat.

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Wow, I just saw this in one of my groups today. Very funny. Not quite what I figured, but that's quite okay.

Wikisaurus

Well I just woke up, and still feel kind of out of it. Hmmm, I have to do laundry... must convince myself to go.
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slytherin:
damn laundry!..haha...feel better skull
meconqueso:
Laundry done?