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UGH
I feel like a zombie

WHO HAS TWO (2!!!!) WHOLE DAYS OF WORK OFF!!!!!!

First time in at least a month

So
I just rattled out a new poem
Titled "Storyteller"

I actually enjoyed writing it and throwing in all the word play
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Monotonous day

EXCEPT
I bought the most badass little trash can ever

Oh, that and I single handedly managed to help my friend quit smoking, get two of my best friends together, disarm ticking time bombs known as pissed off customers, shipped a package to Cameroon, completed another chapter of my new book "Vermin", and drank 4 red bulls

The best part was the badass...
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I'm gonna be honest when I say that I though Juno was a great movie

I heard a couple skeptical reviews

I loved it

That's all I have today

I know
I'm bad at blogging
but work 6 days a week makes things uninteresting

I just listened to the new Thrice album

It can only be described as such:

Holyshitthishasgottobeanabsolutegiftfromgodijustaboutcameinmypants
wheniheardthefirstfewsongsiaminlovewiththisalbumanditspredecessor
soimgonnabuytwocopiesofeachcdandperserveoneformykidsandiamgonnaget
thelogoforthecdtattooedonmebecauseitssogoodithinkilllistentoita
millionmoretimesandnotgettiredofitbecauseitismusicworthyofgods!

That's one word.

Hooray for organic orange soda!!

It's all I drink now

3 litres in two days!

So,
Today I learned that I do my job better than my immediate supervisor
and actually tell HIM what to do
It's quite funny
I make the rules and he follows them
I make procedures and he follows them
I tell him how to do things, and he listens to...
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Ohhhhhhhhhmygod

The new Thrice album comes out tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so excited!

The Alchemy Index: Volumes III & IV: Air & Earth

I & II were AMAZING

I expect even more from the new album

This is so freakin awesome

I've been waiting since October for this!


So off that topic,
I worked a total of about 20 hours this weekend alone, and I'm exhausted
12...
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GAH!
I'm dying to get my next tattoo

Of course,
I need money first
and to find a ride 80 miles or so to portland

Oh woe is me
That this shitty little conservative redneck podunk town doesn't have a tattoo artist

Such a shame

I apologize for the coming rant,
but god this has me all aggravated and shit
The Beastie Boys know how to calm me though

I have discovered a strong feeling inside me

Called hate of the general consensus of people

Ohmygod

Are there any stupider creatures on earth than americans?
Seriously

These people are so uneducated and closed-minded

No offense to the people here
Most...
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So I wrote a new poem the other night,
and said what the hell,
I'll post it here for people to see!

It's offbeat from my usual style,
a little more rhyme,
a little less serious,
and I'm glad I could write something fun instead

See more works of mine at My deviantArt Page

"Horror Movie Holiday"

Let's take a horror movie holiday,
Where we...
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In my years of working with computers
and my years of chasing/searching for the right girl
I've seen things that make me come to a disturbing realization

Computers are just like women

each one is completely different

and every message means something different

even if two give the same read-out

every computer has a mind of it's own

and it is spooooky

they have a...
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