Oh dearie me. My relationship is in trouble. I can hear the warning sirens.
So tell me, what would you do?
On waking your other half straight facedly convinces you that you've been picking your nose in your sleep and wiping the boogers in your hair.
You later discover that it's because you've been wrestled into their armpit in the night and they've been drooling... Read More
I'd be pretty impressed to have the co ordination to pick bogies and wipe them in my hair in my sleep.
Arm pit sleepage though is cruel and unusual punishment.
What makes you happy? I don't mean all the big stuff, all the money and power and love and big cars and impressive jobs that most of us put our life and happiness on hold until we get.
What are the little things that will always bring a smile to your face?
Here's some of mine (I shall add to these as I think of... Read More
I have so much to write about that it's just too daunting a task to contemplate......and I'm a lazy cow.
The weekend was jam packed what with conventions and meets and all that jazz.
Now I'm having a glass of wine, getting in my pj's and having a wee read before bed.
Why are our boobs where they are and not positioned like udders?
Despite much debate last night we are still none the wiser.
Go and give love and bummings to LittleBleeder she's brill, leave pictures of cowgirls in her journal to cheer her up.
While you're at it I'll have some pictures of cowboys in mine.
Pants are the ideal dress-code for this kind of weather. If I could get away with trundling around in public, in pants; life would be oh, so much better! Have a good, relaxing weekend with your wine and knickers.
Good grief no! I hate being told what to do and I react very badly to being shouted at, don't think I'm cut out for the service!
Don't hold it against me, I'm a copper
Will you be sitting on a chocolate cake whilst christmas shopping at the aquarium gift shop??