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Things I didn't expect to hear this morning:

"Oh I'm so close and I have a big mushroom"

"You boomerang throwing cunt"

"Oh I love you so much and it isn't just because of the meatsicles"
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spamtwo:
when the time is right I will strike wink
the_happy_pig:
I can imagine that there would probably be a fair amount of yowling too.

But toast has a right to look smug, so we can't begrudge it for that.
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This make me cry like a big girl.



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bettiebones:
That's a beautiful thing.
thequestion:
So your ultimate turn on would be a brain floating in a jar?
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I have Prince tickets!
This makes me excited in my pants.
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spamtwo:
make sure you're near the front otherwise you'll need a telescope to see him wink
remuemenage:
be sure to wear a raspberry beret

that is shithot lady! -------------------------------->Prince is fantabulous

O and goodbye

my account here ends the 15th - I'll be missing your merriment

I'll send my vital statistics in a personal message - it would be great to hear from you
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sky:
hi! it was nice to meet you! sorry i was a little shy and didn't speak to you much - we also somehow managed to miss the introduction bits too, i think blush
next time i'll introduce myself properly, i promise! hehe
harleen:
Ah well then, you're just asking for it biggrin
It was lovely to meet you, you should definately come for a day out in York x
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I'm so happy right now I am making myself want to hurl.

I start a new brazilian jujitzu class tonight. I shall be able to throw yo motherfuckers down!
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remuemenage:
I think I want to be tossed by you

tossed by the wayside and left for dead
remuemenage:
in all earnestness I have been meaning to take up aikido

so I'll be able to take all the aggression you can swing at me, baby - and re-direct it

or dat's the general idear

aggro suits you I think - means you are feeling top notch ... which I like
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I wonder if it's somethng in the air. Or whether it is just March itchy feet syndrome.

I just want to play all day.
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sixtyfootqueenie:
whenever I need a pick me up... or just a good talking to! I ask astro barry... he has all the answers

www.astrobarry.com

LEO (July 23-August 22): If you want a certain sought-after somebody to take notice of you, or to specifically notice the things you want to be noticed for it's on you to show him you mean business. With Mars and Pluto sextiling across two potentially love-related houses in your solar chart, you should place yourself in the dominant take-charge position, rather than hoping Mr. or Ms. Dreamboat catches on to subtle clues and makes the move his-/herself. This ain't the moment to play it cool_unless, of course, you're willing to risk being overlooked altogether. Why waste the time? Find a conspicuous way to cause some kind of commotion (not an unpleasant happening, so much as merely a noisy or impossible-to-ignore one), and it'll stop 'em dead in their tracks. Then, blurt out a bold proposal, or reveal something scandalous about yourself that'll get tongues wagging. Even if these provocative efforts appear on the surface to backfire, you may need to give 'em a chance to sink in. If you did a good job creating a memorable impression, they'll still be thinking about you days afterward. It's less about the immediate result than it is about the attention-grabbing efforts themselves. All publicity, as they say, is good publicity. Meanwhile, on the professional front, you may find yourself on the receiving end of unearned praise or popularity. It's not that you don't generally deserve it, dear Leo, but in this case, you may be the lucky victim of mistaken identity. Before you climb up to the podium to grab your trophy (is it yours?) and launch into your weepy acceptance speech (which you conveniently had in your jacket pocket?), be openly honest with any misgivings you might have about claiming this prize. If it ain't legitimately yours, don't take it. Explain why, with thankful respect but deflationary dutifulness. Your real award_for unwavering ethic_is still being engraved.
remuemenage:
the English Motorway System is beautiful and strange

-blackboxrecorder-
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midwinter:
I'd forgotten what I'd posted. To say I was initially mystified by your response is a bit of an understatement. confused
spamtwo:
a bit too lucky for my liking eeek
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It was warm today
I got my first sniff of that Barbeque smell
The sky looked fantastic as I got on the motorway and it made me want to just keep going.




But I couldn't, so I went and bought a jacket instead.
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bettiebones:
Good for you tongue
remuemenage:
I hope you bought a flak jacket .... I mean you can never be too careful

an Al Quaida operative may be operating under your bed, or in your bed?

are you Al Quaida?
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This journal is dedicated to CousinDell

It contains:
songs
pictures
rabbits
unicorns
and her favourate sandwich.

It is from the heart.

I am a fucker.

Stop typing
Stop typing everything I say

Oh my god.
I fucking hate you

Fine sweetheart if you're going to play this game................
My name is Perdy, I like to collect pictures of cocks and used mobility scooter wheels. Sometimes...
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deleteddelete:
They'd probably tear your liver out given half the chance mind - but they are a bit ace. I'd like to train one up so when it stops being cute, I can ride around on it like Battlecat.
bettiebones:
For you bok
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Who is on your "5 people you're allowed to shag should the occasion present itself" list.

Yes you can have 5 fellas and 5 girls if you are that way inclined.
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mandy:
kind of. we are adapting i guess.
mandy:
HANG ON... I JUST NOTICED WE ARENT FRIENDS. WHAT HAPPENED??? eeek blackeyed
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I am a very happy girl.
Really very happy.


I am a fulcrum.
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djinn:
re Pan's Labyrinth, I'm not so sure Ofilia's world is fantasy. Why did her mother become ill when the mandrake root was burned? and how did she get in the captains locked room without creating a door?

I think the film allows you to choose wether you want the magic or not.
remuemenage:
a balanced girl - a happy girl

have a pint of beer you hot little fulcrum
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I hate my job. Actually I don't hate my job. I hate quite a lot of the other "professionals" I have to work with and I hate having such a high workload that I can't physically get everything done to the standard and timescales I would like.

Any hoo. The result of my shitty ass day is that i was so fucked off when I...
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bettiebones:
I shall try to find a recipe that involves dust.
solipsistic:
mmmmm anchovies...

Despite fears for my increasingly shaky sanity and desperation for any female company I got involved in the kids new schools' 'World Food Day' and painstakingly homemade 4 12" pizzas including a seafood pizza of anchovies, tuna and prawns that was the envy of all the yummy mummys- all I needed was a pinny and mascara to denote my total emasculation.. blackeyed