pascipio

First of all, for possessing so many of the world's most beautiful women. Second, for totally dominating and eliminating Spain. Third, for making me look like an idiot for saying that Spain was one of the six nations that actually had a legitimate chance of winning.

I am willing to admit when I am wrong. I am happy because just today I found that one...
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Since it still feels good, FUCK YEAH!

We learned things last night.

First, regardless of how the rest of the games go, Hollywood Klinsmann earned another few years. If we roll through qualifying again, let him coach the finals. Let him finish what he started. Namely, an all German US Men's National Team.

Second, it is unfair to make the US play so many games....
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FUCK YEAH!

The Group of Death, they call it. So be it, by God, so be it. Win...or die trying.

The US has never advanced after a loss in the first game. The US has never failed to advance if a point is gained after the first game. This is it. The Voodoo team. Four years older. Four years slower. A younger, faster team can take advantage...
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I am watching television on our first night in the Dominican Republic. The World Wars, on History. Drinking a nice beer called Presidente. My favorite here so far. It is hard to concentrate, since Aisha is in the bed next to mine (we requested two full size beds rather than one king size) having sex with two women. Aisha is really loud right now. Aisha...
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Watching the Indy 500, leaving for the track shortly. We like to spend a lot of time in the midway. Courtney is sipping on green tea. That makes no sense, not at this time, not on this day. The Indy 500 is about quiche and champagne. The Coca-Cola 600 is about beer and burgers, or maybe sloppy joes. Nothing today is about green tea. Aisha...
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One of the traditions at the office is, while on vacation, you "volunteer" to do things. Normally, it just means more work after vacation, as we always went to Cabo San Lucas. This time, we are in Charlotte. So, I "volunteered" to give a speech before a group of Congressmen. Not a problem, normally, though it is not part of my job, or something I...
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If you have been reading my blog for long, you know that I have solved most of the problems for this nation. Here are more problems, and how to solve them.

1. Godzilla is back. PROBLEM.

You have to understand that most of our weapons are designed to kill men, not big lizards. Sidewinder missiles and Vulcan cannons are great for taking down aircraft, but...
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In the United States, we celebrate the fifth of May, the anniversary of the Battle of Pueblo. Two thousand outgunned Mexican soldiers defeated four thousand French soldiers, considered the best in the world.

It is really celebrated in Mexico outside of Pueblo. Although an outstanding victory, it was just one of many battles on the way to winning their independence. So why celebrate it in...
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It has been years since I have seen a professional basketball game. The year when the Mavs won the title. Not since then.

New NBA commissioner Silver had to make a tough decision, and he did so. After Los Angeles Clippers owner and overall jack ass Donald Sterling made some racist statements, Silver banned him from the NBA entirely. He cannot come to games anymore,...
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I apologize. I apologize to everyone who reads my blogs, to everyone who wants me to read and comment on their blogs, to everyone who would like some love on their new sets. My computer only gives me about ten minutes online before an hour long crash. Why is this so? That is not a question to ask. It is a PC, and you should...
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Does anyone have the slightest idea how to scroll down in threads? You can get the first 12, 15, whatever number of comments, and that is it. Nothing else is available. It could be, like much of the new site, there is a way to do it, but it is a secret. Maybe you could get someone from the FBI to help you! Aisha is...
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