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Hello, Canadian people.

I am drinking Canadian beer in honor of you, and my maternal grandfather, who I never met, and lied about his age to spend the next four years lobbing shells at Germans for Canada, his nation.

Just a short note to tell you I still believe, I know, that Canada kicks ass. Now that the Blue Jays have been booted, we can...
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I really have no problems with Microsoft. I made a lot of money with them. So I have no problems with their bossiness practices. It is just that Windows does not fucking work. Plenty of updates! Why not just get it right the first time? The updates never make Windows work.

I suppose I am being unfair.

Microsoft in not Apple, and never will be...
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On Sunday night, Aisha and I went to bed stone cold sober. Not a drink all day. Very odd for us; we are usually hammered. It was Serena's suggestion, which did not stop her from breathing through her bong a few times. So, when we went to bed, Serena was the only one who was inebriated. Which did not stop her from giving a credible...
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Ended on Monday. Even though Aisha and I both book three weeks, we are only in Tahoe two weeks. Typically, Aisha, Megan, and I spend the third week just around the flat. Megan, however, sacrificed her third week in order to have and recover from her sugary. Hanging around the house for a week with Aisha is not a bad thing.

Aisha and Serena were...
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RIP Arnold Palmer

Now, I was never part of Arnie' Army. Maybe I was born a little to late. As a very young boy, I was part of Jack's Pack. Not that I had ever been to a golf tournament at the time. I just supported the Golden Bear.

Win the Ryder Cup, boys. Put your hand in there, and make a pledge. The cup...
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I was supposed to go to jury duty today, but I did not. It was an honest mistake; I went yesterday. I had a low juror number, which means I would have to go to court to get kicked by the lawyers. I knew that law degree would help somewhere. I was not sent home, just given another number, a very high one. I arrived...
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I should be watching the Irish lose in Ocean City, with visions of women in thongs

Instead, we hand to cancel our vacation, and baton down the hatches. Now, Obama was supposed to stop hurricanes and floods and other natural disasters and let God sit at his right hand. I tired ot explain this to Aisha, but she is convinced the hurricane is my fault....
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Bratwurst.

I know I should have booked the big raw Johnsonville brats, after soaking it for hours in Schlitz or Pabst. Instead, I char grilled some of the small, pre cooked brats. We found one we rally like, jalapeno and cheddar. I have cooked these many times, but in a pan with water. They are good like that. Over charcoal, they are amazing.

Charcoal makes...
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In my previous blog, I identified Serena as Sabrina. Maybe auto spell.

One week ago plus a few hours, we had a marathon breast worship session. Aisha, Serena and I working on Courtney and Megan. Out last chance with their real breasts. Courtney got so excited she even let my hand drift between her legs. Probably a bad idea, because she announced soon after I...
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As usual, triumphs in my relationship are a result of Aisha the Great.

My birthday dinner was not great. The always reliable Ruth's Criss did not come through. Maybe it was a bad night, but I have been to this location several times, and it was always great. None of us had a great meal. I would go again, and, it is a chain, so...
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