save a turykey, eat a people
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mistertaurus:
Depends on the person..
shattered:
Soylent Green.
Man I got chumped...now I'm going to have to prostitute my newly aquired virginity to get some pocket change. Also I got my sg calender in today! so exciting...only I couldn't find the place I was supposed to pick it up from. I was looking for like 5 min...then I realized that my powers of numeric dyslexia(?) were kicking in and that the number I...
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despairfactor:
Hahahahaha! I love the stick idea. Now I must go find myself a stick! hahahaha
I want that SG calander... it's so sexy!
I want that SG calander... it's so sexy!
shattered:
I'd like a calendar, but someone in my family already saw my computer desktop full-o nekkid man tushie - I don't need to dig a bigger hole. 
papa needs a couch that wasn't blown up or consists of pillows and covers!*rolls the dice*
sparkles2020:
naw, pillows and covers are good. that way when you have a girl over she won't be able to not think about sleeping with you...i mean all of the bedding is right there, so why not!?
Viva Las Vegas! goin' to tha casino to-night! My friend Shaun assures me of Beginners luck, but I'm only going in with fitty bones just to make sure I can't loose too much money. saw I heart Huckabees last night. Such an awsome movie! I also saw um...final cut? I can't remember the name. It is the one with Robin Williams. That too was an...
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I made dirt my bitch
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penguinscheme:
Wow, and I was thinking I was the only person to do that...
dang it!
dang it!
shattered:
I'm doing that with cathair and crumbs tomorrow.
Mark: ahhh my arch-nemisis Dirty Dishes....we meet again. Your
numbers have grown since last we met.
Dirty Dishes: You dare enter my domain! When last we met I sent you
crawling home. My awsome powers of dirt have created
such crust that it cannot be undone!
Mark: You underestimate my powers, dirty one.
DIrty Dishes: HAHAHAHA! You escaped with your life last time because
I...
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numbers have grown since last we met.
Dirty Dishes: You dare enter my domain! When last we met I sent you
crawling home. My awsome powers of dirt have created
such crust that it cannot be undone!
Mark: You underestimate my powers, dirty one.
DIrty Dishes: HAHAHAHA! You escaped with your life last time because
I...
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weasley:
you going down dirty dishes, your going down!
...I smell your lightsabre...
mistertaurus:
You envy it? Ha, please, I so could have done without that experience, as interesting as it was.
So I have decided that it has been so long since I've had sex that I've probably forgotten how to do everything and that I have become a born again virgin. I am now accepting bids for ladies who would like to steal my newfound virginity....
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mistertaurus:
Well, if you ever decide you like guys.....haha, joking. 
shattered:
_soleil_, thanks for making me feel better about my 13 months and counting. 
soooooo I had a crazy interview with a guy I'm sure is loco. but the job would be so cool if I got it...apart from having to drive far that is. So on the way to my moms house for some hang time with her and my bro this guy in front of me was all swervy so I had to quicky get out of...
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sparkles2020:
aren't you just the sweetiest thing!? it's like you never seem to get mad about anything...or well not in a bitchy sort of way like a great many other people i know. and yay for new pictures! the old ones were starting to lose their thrill...i mean...i don't do bad things while looking at pictures of you...really i swear!
Theresa
Theresa
penguinscheme:
Hm.
Thats a really good idea. sandwich bag, thats what my new bag is, a sandwich bag.
Oh, maybe I could make it some kind of like, transportation bag! I would put food in there and take it all over to my friends and family! I would buy handcuffs and hook it to my arm so no one would be able to take it away from me. I would have a gun as well. A big gun.
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Thats a really good idea. sandwich bag, thats what my new bag is, a sandwich bag.
Oh, maybe I could make it some kind of like, transportation bag! I would put food in there and take it all over to my friends and family! I would buy handcuffs and hook it to my arm so no one would be able to take it away from me. I would have a gun as well. A big gun.
[Edited on Mar 23, 2005 3:18AM]
um yea, so I forgot to mention when I went out on saturday there was an old hairy guy at the bar. The only reason why I know this is because he was wearing a leather jacket with no shirt. and white shoes. and trying to pick up girls that were probably half his age. It was really funny. espcially when he went onto the...
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weasley:
Good luck with your interview!
Old hairy men in leather jackets and white shoes arnt sexy? Crap. I need to get out more.
Old hairy men in leather jackets and white shoes arnt sexy? Crap. I need to get out more.
I must officially have no life. I got up late this morning. Did a little bit of cleaning...and I've been playing a game ever since...what a waste of a day...well..not quite...I rode the exersise bike for an hour while playing the game...and multi-tasked eating as well...I don't want to work tomorrow...I want to play this stupid addictive game...bah!
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penguinscheme:
I put a dead squirrel in my sister pocket after I pulled a punch kick combo!! So, I guess, after time it would be squishy I think.
meeeeeeeeee
meeeeeeeeee
mistertaurus:
Oooooo, what game?
So today was so much fun. I cut and dyed my brothers hair...then realized how big of a superhero geek I am and um skanked around in his room to One Drop and then to Boom Shakalak...ha...what a fun song...then I went to some bar with my ex that played hip hop type music. It was fun. The dance floor was really tiny so I...
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weasley:
The club is jumpin jumpin? Alright, i'm on my way over.
penguinscheme:
Ha, your profile picture is so cute!