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So I borrowed this digicam so I could take pictures and post them, but the adaptor um...doesn't adapt..so...I can't connect it to my mac. um so, I went through an old photo album and decided I shall compensate by adding another picture gallery...so um...check it out. There will be more as I get more time to do such things...sorry to dissapoint anyone who wanted to...
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shattered:
I so just read that as diaphragm.

Kitty! I have kitties. I need to post pictures of them.

*is always nice*
mistertaurus:
Your cat is adorable!!!


I'm a nice guy, show me the shirtlessness.
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In current Mark news, Urge2 Studios has agreed to touch up his star tattoo that he got at Urge in Victoria for free. Mark had tried to get them to touch up the tattoo in October but was told that he would have to pay for it.

In other news, tragedy struck at the local Sobeys earlier today when during a safety meeting, all members...
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weasley:
I’m always interested in Mark news.
Thanks for filling me in.
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sparkles2020:
geezz...no new pix...come on! you are taking like forever with this man! i bet you started it. i know how you love knife fights...always pulling a knife or fork on me...so mean.

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wow. so I just did my taxes and apparently I owe the man over 250 bones. This sucks.
soleils:
that does blow.
boourns to that.
weasley:
that sure does suck.
what a bummer.
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man..I found a candidate worthy to be slid up my legs...but it won't let me post the picture...um...I guess just go here...
Ebay
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sparkles2020:
hee hee...ya i have some of those pants. they are okay to where when i am alone or have something underneath. the loin cloth you can wear while entertaining me in your ladies den.
kiss
sparkles2020:
hey i thought i said i wanted more pix. i'm going to go soak in the tub, when i get back there had best be some fresh entertainment for me! wink
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So I have decided that just for fun, I want to wear a speedo this summer. some funny one from the 80's with palm trees or something on it. It would be sooo funny. But first I must stop exersising and increase my food intake by like 50% that way I'll have a big tummy. Then I'll wear it on the hottest day and be...
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I will now be accepting applicants for people who wish to have sex with me in my old appartment. This is being done to spite my old landlady. You must like naked mark, carpet floors and the chance of having a nasty old lady walk in on us. um. cute girls only. please apply on-line at um...here? um...and I'll have this bleach smell out of...
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mistertaurus:
Cute girls only? Damnit....
penguinscheme:
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My old landlady is worse then your old landlady, she say she run cleaning business on the side. So clean shit
godiva666:
Haha.... you're closer than a lot of people... Edmonton? That can be done in an afternoon. *shrugs*... *winks*
As long as the blowup doll has your name on it, I'm good. SUPER!
sparkles2020:
hurumph! i see...so everyone gets a blow up boy do they!? you bum!

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I went to a punk show, but my brother and friend didn't want to stay. As we left a crush I shall refer to as bus girl(for that is how I first met her) showed up. I got to talk to her for all of three seconds. I didn't even have time for a hug. I'm so sad.
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mistertaurus:
Ha, you're so cute.
penguinscheme:
You don't have to post pictures, you just are cool man.
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KING: Guard...now, is I the king?
GUARD: You is the king of moo and you is free to go.

-The king of moo after finding his crown while in jail after being arrested for speeding and not wearing his crown.

I wish I could make noises instead of talking...that would be rad. I'd make some sexy noise when all the pretty ladies walk by...um...or I...
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despairfactor:
You could be like the background noises for Dropp it Like its Hott by Snopp Dogg.
Ohhh those noises are sexay!

A maids unifrom eh? I'm down, as long as I don't have to clean anything!
sparkles2020:
ya...so those cartoons sounds really strange but you did do a sexy noise thing at one point. well i don't know that it would really count as sexy noise but i vaguly recall you comming by looking for umm...i think it was sleves back in the day of the big yellow signs and you were all like mmeh...or something and pointing at your cart thinking i would know what you meant and it was more weird than sexy but it did somehow manage to make me swoon.

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I was all happy to find that I had a message on my machine...only that it was for some guy named jason...who doesn't live here...which is funny cuz my answering machine clearly says mark...not jason...stupid head...DELETED!
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weasley:
That is funny!
penguinscheme:
there there Jason... I mean Mark... it will be ok.

MEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I helped my friend move today...my body is sooo sore and tired...and I was going to go to bed early cuz that way I'd actually get some sleep but nope. my cuz called and invited me over, and who am I to pass up some good company...we watched a bootlegged Be Cool...Hillarious..you'd see shadows from people getting up and walking around and it seemed like...
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despairfactor:
Whats a "ladies den"? I'm confused! lol!!
I dunno, with this gentleman, I could see myself getting attached... not a good thing
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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:

page1
you are in a car in a parking lot, with a passenger. There are four stalls infront of you. Three are unoccupied, but one has a lone cart in the way. what do you do?

1. To park in one of the three unoccupied stalls go to page2
2. To make your passenger get out of the running vehical and...
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boggs:
I remember those books when I was kid...except no matter what you decided all of the stories sucked!

People are dinks.
penguinscheme:
Freaking sweet!

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