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ummm.....

surreal

another taco thursday is here. i am salivating in anticipation of the tacos. this ain't no taco bell, this is the good shite.

but i feel boring lately. nothing worth writing down anyway, drinking, smoking, playing pool and the occasional ping pong game. (table tennis if you want to be a prick about it) similar alley, different rats.

so, please; i don't ask for...
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1aura1:
If you're so bored come hang with me at the rave sometime!

Anyway here's my joke:

A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts Theme Party Come as a Human Emotion.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as? and the guy says, Im green with envy. The host replies, Brilliant, come on in and have a drink.

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as? And she replies, Im tickled pink. The host says, I love it, come on in and join the party.

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two blokes from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, What the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be? The first guy replies, Well, Im fucking disgusted, and my friend here has come in despair.

bankky:
When i get back ill make sure to tell you every detail. i think this next week is going t get out of hand.Ihave the most devilish smile on my face right now.Ill be here monday still for a show at the rAVE, my friends band is opening for the BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION.If your not doin anything come on down.
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sunday brought my 22-day bender to an end. i intended taking a 2-day break from alcohol, but last night i shared two bottles of cherry wine at jenni & kelly's pad and ended up playing pool with jenni at garibaldi's. &2.50 beck's darks and p-funk's. it was one of those "i love you man" drunks, i was hellbent on expressing truly what her friendship means...
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need2xcap2:
lemme know when the stuff goes up...im interested... wink

kiss
squire:
Coolio. EL SUICIDO LOCO
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long time since i updated.....

every day is pretty similar when you're unemployed. i wake up around noon or two or three depending on how much i drank the night before. usually my car is gone when i wake up so i sit around and goof around here on sg and listen to music. around 5pm, my car shows up again and i run my...
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moniker42:
amen brother
artman:
death metal, rum&cokes, and tacos--thats the milwaukee trinity!! tongue I bow b4 you.......amen
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yesterday was the madison block party. it's been 10 years since i lived in a college town, so it was weird to be in such a frat-dweeb jocko environment again. i don't fit in to that scene at all, but still, walking around the street with open beers was pretty cool.

props to jppap83 for hosting the milwaukee crew at his place. we hit bennet's...
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moniker42:
what about later dates at hartmann creek?
squire:
I think those tacos . . . well, lets just say it was a difficult morning.

It was super fun though. And I'm comin' back for more next week if yer game!!
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i've been on kind of a bender since the party. went out for some tennis this afternoon w/ friends and grilled brat-burgers & drank summer hummers (*see recipe below) and beer. then we watched the o.c. and it was fucking amazing. then a joint on the porch with friends and everyone is calling it a night at 10pm. except me, of course, because i live...
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user09824097240:
Sounds like a good time...you have a moped? Well that's just simply fantastic!! By the way your profile pic is adorable!
sensitiveprick:
theres like two full bottles of booze ya'll left tongue
next party should be a slumber party biggrin
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whoa - last night was crazy! i drank w/ ryan, jenni, & mike down at club garibaldi and the drinks were going down way smooth. then across the street to cactus club for some last call blatzes.

after that we hit south shore park & tried to play drunken frisbee. it was too windy & cold, so that didn't last long. i crashed out hard...
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mongoofy:
hehe

la la la

synnove:
thanks for throwing the awesome party mr. pants! and thanks for the 7864518969178504 comments in my journal biggrin

we're sort of back online... had to set up a temp. dialup account because our modem is only getting here on monday or so.

so when are we heading up to the woods for some sg camping action?
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whoa, what a weekend! thanks to everyone who came out to the welcome to spring party on saturday, i had a blast drinking, socializing, and spinning records for y'all. (props to my DJ's jon & jon for providing turntables & tunes most of the night). a special shout out goes to the madison crue (devilducky, brand new official SG Wren who's set went...
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fallen1carus:
synnove:
shocked

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it's 4:10 am. the big day, the party day. i had to escort kelly around town. she wants a cute boy, but her standards are too low. i drove her boys around and she finally picked one and gave me the ok to go home. i'm a protector, so that's not easy to do. i love my kelly - best friend triumvirate with jenni -...
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squire:
Hey! Thanks for the testimonial. I didn't even know what that was! I reciprocated. Tried to be witty . . . not sure it was a success.

Taco Thursday. I'm there.
skippy_:
Thanks for throwing the soiree! Had a great time. I've got some pics posted.
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tonight i make my world-famous chili over at jenni & kelly's kitchen. everyone's a winner when i make my chili! biggrin

yesterday was 4/20, and i went without. sadly. my main connections have all gotten out of the weed game, and the new connections are anything but reliable. with 4 pipes laying around the house, there was some resin to burn, but that was far from...
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koleeta:
awww...do you always sleep like that?
shera:
I found like 10 all togther...not bad

[Edited on Apr 23, 2004 5:07PM]
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have you ever tried getting dried egg yolk out of chest hair? that shit is impossible.

i'm a lazy sob right now. doing a whole lot of nothing, upping my post count. i was dragged out of the house by jenni yesterday to play frisbee, but it was too windy. we climbed a tree instead and sat down by the marina for awhile. then back...
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holden_caulfield:
Thank you for joining my new group. You are awesome. Please spread the word. Thanks again.
squire:
Par-tay. bok
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being unemployed is fucking great, i tell you. there's only one problem; i don't know what to do with a weekend!

last night i watched office space with my kitties and then went next door to the commodore for some drink. pretty much the same thing i'd do on a tuesday or wednesday night.

the fraternal order of police called me at 9am and woke...
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fallen1carus:
ah, then let me help you! when you post a comment to the left there's the column that says "insert" by the smileys. click "image" and then paste the web address. if it's a pic that doesn't have an outside web address, upload it into your pics, right click on the image in gallery mode and choose "copy image location", then paste the address from your pics the same way.

now where's the wang?!
wren:
That WOULD be cool - and you know what, I think that's how it's going to work out.

Either that or Friday. But I can't be sure. wink