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Fuck!

!@&*(!^#$%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone here adept in the art of breaking into cars? Specifically, a late model rental-model Saturn?

mad
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wigglefree:
Quote of the day:

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

(what's the plan? why doesn't your cell work?)
soma__:
my daddy is a locksmith but unfortunately he refused to show me the ways of his trade frown I hope it gets better! ::hugs::
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Okay, that was kind of interesting.

Thanks.

blush
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nancy_boy:
whats up girlllll!!! kiss
nancy_boy:
wiggle likes me . he said i'll fit right in.im getting ready to go out with james and his wife. rays going to . im going to hit on james wife ....you know just for fun. .....be swingers for night. think about it james and dan!!!!


puke biggrin

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Someone please say something interesting!

whatever

ps... to whoever keeps putting empty ice trays back in the freezer:
Your death will be slow and painful.
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wigglefree:
Hey, doon't be hate'n. Different people have different things they can 'achieve'. The special ed croud needs to try and 'self actualize' too!
wigglefree:
Hey, could you post the fallowing to the foreskin group. I'm quitting that group. Fuck that shit you know? Bad crazyness.


any ideas

any ideas for foreskin restoration?


the nickel tour

first try:

stuff the head back inside, pull the skin up
rest any finger ring on the end and pull the skin through.

whether this works or not depends on how much slack you have and how thick is your dick.

If it works, you will be in one of the following states:
a) enough tug that you wear it all day and the stretching begins
b) enough slack that you wear it all day and the re-sensitizing begins
c) enough slack that you can wear it while totally hard and therefore while sleeping, so the healing will be full-time.

people use rubber 0-rings, but I find if I get a boner, the ring slips back and I end up with an hourglass dick.
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More aggressive stretching:

You could roll up bits of cloth and stuff them into the skin before closing with the ring.

I'm not shelling out the 140 duckets yet for the Tug-ahoy . But it looks like just the tool for the job.

___

If you've really got enough slack, you could just pierce it shut.
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Eryq. Sleepover tonite.

Hes not so nice, though.

shocked

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Edit, 1 am.

Getting so old. Time for bed... skull
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godlessnerd:
She came from a college, so I assume there are plenty of hot numbers there smile and yes, she can file like no ones business smile
oddwobbler:
After all the phone calls, background checks, planning, and credit card crap, I guess it was kinda compulsive. Gad being old suxx! What ever happened to "Hey!! my parents are gone PAAAAARTAY!!!!" At least we don't have to shoulder-tap anymore...
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I'm telling you, that chicken just looked shady.


shocked surreal bok
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the_green_monk:
was it smoking a cigarette while looking shady and sitting in a dark kitchen? eeek
wigglefree:
don't give it any more money. just as a precaution
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I almost made my hair black tonight... or a deep, dark brown, as it were.
I sat contemplating the box for a good ten minutes until I was distracted by some shampoo that smells like herbal tea.
I haven't done anything strange to my hair in a very long time.
confused
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the_green_monk:
Hello!

I'm sad I missed out on this one. frown

I can give you her nomber again if you want it.


[Edited on Apr 25, 2004 2:07AM]
wigglefree:
i'm alive I'M ALIVE

biggrin blush kiss
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I have come to the conclusion that I may be becoming quite strange..

whatever

Dear satellite radio: Please play something I'll enjoy. Bad music makes me sad.
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figmentation:
smile it's because I moved in isnt it??? kiss kiss kiss

confused
oddwobbler:
Step one: Move in
Step two: Kiss up to the corner store
Step three: Alcohol past 2!!!!! biggrin
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elvesmischief:
yeah she freaked out but silently...like i got lots of evil looks..but since she never sees me now that i'm at school..she tends not to get mad at me biggrin
the_green_monk:
I showed the shirt to my philosophy prof. and he wants one too. smile
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Every light is green at three-thirty in the morning.

surreal
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wigglefree:
is that what you said when they were writting the dwi?
godlessnerd:
yeah, im down with zen-states
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Yay! A beer at Katie Bloom's tonight!

I cannot describe how much I need to get out this weekend. I shouldn't be excited about a beer at the local pub.
whatever

A bean burrito to line my belly, and I'm off for a pint of yummy red beer!

love
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It rained on my way home today..
The smell of wet pavement gives me a weird twinge in my belly, and reminds me of the restless wanderlust I slip into every spring.

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9.29

How horribly entertaining is this??
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figmentation:
kisses. hugs. I'm really tired and want a bath but I know you gotta get up in the morning, it'll wait till you're gone so I don't wake you up.

I love the rain. what are you doing tommorow night?
soma__:
love the smell of rain and that website is too funny!
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Tonight I saw apartments that reminded me of something out of a Henry Miller novel... dreary and worn down, but with their own sort of melancholy, washed out charm.

Maybe I'm imposing my mood onto architechture. I don't know.

I also had really yummy tortilla soup at the Saturn. Fake cheese is weird. It never really melted, but it tasted good, so who am I...
Read More
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wigglefree:
yes I have, I also can appreciate the valuation of old cheese, as I am mildly jealous of it.

"procrastination" is the art of time management

I welcome your questions because I know a lot more than I can carry. If I am to be honest.
wigglefree:
no no no yes,

i was referring to my own loco mental ensem-bleg' which trails behind me like so much garbage.

the wiggle word-

start reading Daniel Steel novels, fuck whom ever you can and use LOTS of hair spray. this is guaranteed to transform general ignorance into pure swas-i-swas-i-sware'!

(If you don't believe me I read it in cosmo)