palindrome

My thighs ache from riding a mechanical bull. (Or was it the bounce house..?). Nancy_Boy and I drank a lot of Smirnoff spiked with schnapps. My chest is burned a bright shade of pink that is hot to the touch. My sleep was cut short by some asshole's car alarms that started at 4 am and was still going off when my alarm sounded at...
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This should not be funny.

Rock, Paper, Saddam.

goodness..

*yawn*

Let me know all about my fortune
Down along my restless palms....

so, I'm going to be working in Pismo Beach for a week and a half next month.

Anyone wanna come be my secretary? (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

:dirty old man emoticon:

Cantaloupe chi-chis? Heavy on the vodka?

I love Nancy_Boy.

We watched extremely bad soft-core porn, followed by some eccentric old lady hosting a sex centered talk show. But then his man came home, and we had to behave ourselves.

"I want the Alice Cooper boxed set!"
"You don't even know who Alice Cooper is!"
"Yeah... but the name sounds cool enough"



Nancy_Boy just sprayed...
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A good night out sweetens my temperment remarkably.

I feel much better today.

The world is a frustrating place.

I was mean today. To everyone.



..sorry guys.

I wanna be a pirate.

Argh.

Why so angry?

I feel like my ordinariness (in which I normally revel) is a horrible, unfairly contrived trap from which there is no escape. I tried the usual antidotes - I slipped out of work early, I took the a country back road home, driving with the windows down, music blaring... to no avail. Because thats what I always do when I'm blue. And...
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