This shit hurt my brain.
Ouch.
And now, to juxtapose all the real poets who convey emotion in their poetic journal entries.. . .poetry a la Noise
Some Haikus perhaps?
My right arm has skin
It connects to my shoulder
Watch as I punch you
Opening day nears
Yankees will sweep the BoSox
Boston will suffer
My face feels dirty
I think I shall go...
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Ouch.
And now, to juxtapose all the real poets who convey emotion in their poetic journal entries.. . .poetry a la Noise
Some Haikus perhaps?
My right arm has skin
It connects to my shoulder
Watch as I punch you
Opening day nears
Yankees will sweep the BoSox
Boston will suffer
My face feels dirty
I think I shall go...
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I want to make things explode. 
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izabel:
I thought you had an outlet . . . something about stamp collecting . . .?
izabel:
Europe it is. Butterflies are best deep-fried and served on a bed of steamed bunny snouts.
So, my roommate's cat, Dude, he's built like a rotweiler. And he sounds like he's been smoking 2 packs of Luckys a day. 
******
Ok, now he's sleeping with his eyes open. Creepy.
******
Ok, now he's sleeping with his eyes open. Creepy.
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izabel:
my type -- almost dead
suburban_relapse:
Maybe he's not really a cat at all, bro...
Maybe he's this guy's cousin.
Maybe he's this guy's
cousin.Land in NYC, Get Pizza, go out for a bit, get home, can't sleep, wake up eary, go to wake, eat, eat some more, go back to wake, finish wake 10:30PM, go uptown to sleep with friends, Watch some TV and talk
12:30 AM, try to fall asleep in harlem
4:30 AM, finally fall asleep
7:00 AM, wake up, get ready
8:00 AM, in car...
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12:30 AM, try to fall asleep in harlem
4:30 AM, finally fall asleep
7:00 AM, wake up, get ready
8:00 AM, in car...
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burstandbloom:
did i see you do the moonwalk
?
?
burstandbloom:
no
i dont think you did the moonwalk
actually
i didnt hear any Michael Jackson songs
we have to talk about that jello wrestling thing with sintan and your rommie though
i was talking about planning a get together on a friday
at the fight night boxing thing i do
at the Main Event in metairie anyway
and we could totally set up some foxy boxing or jello wrestling
im all about getting the hot girls covered in edible delights
i dont think you did the moonwalk
actually
i didnt hear any Michael Jackson songs
we have to talk about that jello wrestling thing with sintan and your rommie though
i was talking about planning a get together on a friday
at the fight night boxing thing i do
at the Main Event in metairie anyway
and we could totally set up some foxy boxing or jello wrestling
im all about getting the hot girls covered in edible delights
So, i gotta fly to NYC. It's not going to be fun. Funerals suck. Then i hope i can make it back for thursday night.
But, the church might not bury because it's holy week, so i dont know. And if i miss my thursday night it will suck, but thats whatever. If i miss work on the weekend, that really sucks because that means...
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But, the church might not bury because it's holy week, so i dont know. And if i miss my thursday night it will suck, but thats whatever. If i miss work on the weekend, that really sucks because that means...
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izabel:
You're so bridge&tunnel&ferry&plane. That's one hell of an itinerary. If you don't make it to mamouns, I'll just stick that shawarma in a fedex box and it'll get there before you do.
bkwill:
I'm sorry to hear about loss. Hope you keep heart.
Ok, so, there seems to be a lot of odd (and by odd i mean, personal, not to good) stuff going on with a lot of people. I really hope everything's working alright for all of you.
I too am faced with a certain situation. I'm not too hurt up by it, it was an inevitable thing that has been coming for a few years....
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I too am faced with a certain situation. I'm not too hurt up by it, it was an inevitable thing that has been coming for a few years....
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boxofficepoison:
My aunt just passed away too. I'm also not terribly saddened by this, but more because she led a good life, made it to 85, and passed away relaitvely peacefully.
People do and say many stupid things because they can't help it. They're stupid.
I, on the other hand, do and say many stupid things because i feel like it.
I, on the other hand, do and say many stupid things because i feel like it.
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suburban_relapse:
I know, it was ridiculous, but I had to. beer and a show go together like.....well, beer and a show.
junkllama:
stop talking about me
I'm still trying to piece together thursday night. Huge chunks are missing from my memory. I woke up in the morning, looked around, realized i was home, and then tried to figure out how the hell i got there. Yeah, it was one of those nights.
What i do remember is
1-putting out a cigarette on my arm.
2-one block of the walk home.
3-dancing...
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What i do remember is
1-putting out a cigarette on my arm.
2-one block of the walk home.
3-dancing...
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junkllama:
wow.. your thursday night sounds a lot like my last night..
junkllama:
dude. how come you didn't drink that much last night?? i can't go about having witnesses to my depraved behaviour like that!!
So the empty apartment upstairs has a body stain on the floor from where some guy got shot in the head and layed there for a few days. In the 4+ months i've been here, i've yet to be up there during the day to see it.
I think i'm gonna go look at the body stain for a little while.
***********
That was sooooo...
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I think i'm gonna go look at the body stain for a little while.
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That was sooooo...
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arachnequarius:
can i see? the only reason i am sorry i didn't go to medical school is that i weewy weewy wanted to play in a cadaver. *pouts*
and for once i am too spent to give a good long reply. i will, though, mister. just you wait.
and i have NO DOUBT that worlds could be rocked. ahem. and you know what? two is company, but three is a party. WOO. 
*waves at sin* hahahaha.
oh, and it was totally fucking courageous of you to move. the fact that you didn't overcontemplate and angst yrself into staying or any other form of MeloDrama over the whole affair just reveals the coolness. of you, kid. and, the ferrets of course.
edited to add: right - cuz yr so normal mr. profile a week.
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and for once i am too spent to give a good long reply. i will, though, mister. just you wait.
and i have NO DOUBT that worlds could be rocked. ahem. and you know what? two is company, but three is a party. WOO. *waves at sin* hahahaha.
oh, and it was totally fucking courageous of you to move. the fact that you didn't overcontemplate and angst yrself into staying or any other form of MeloDrama over the whole affair just reveals the coolness. of you, kid. and, the ferrets of course.
edited to add: right - cuz yr so normal mr. profile a week.
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bkwill:
Yo my man, what's up with New Orleans these days, I wanted to talk to you about helping me find a place to stay while I'm down there.
Joke of the day:
Local Insane Asylum.
Time for their Yearly review by the state.
State Inspector shows up and talks to the Asylums administrator. They chat for a while, go over some numbers and then the inpector say, "Everything seems in order, i just need to go around and do a visual inspection of some of the patients."
"Follow me," says the administrator.
They...
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Local Insane Asylum.
Time for their Yearly review by the state.
State Inspector shows up and talks to the Asylums administrator. They chat for a while, go over some numbers and then the inpector say, "Everything seems in order, i just need to go around and do a visual inspection of some of the patients."
"Follow me," says the administrator.
They...
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persya:
oh my god
you are soo sweet!
thank you
you are soo sweet!
thank you
izabel:
Wish you were here for No Fun this weekend.
I'm fucking happy and happy's happy too.
I'm fucking happy and happy's happy too.
I've been busy. . completely neglecting my weekly profile changes. So i changed it.
I've been wondering what would happen to me if i got pulled over for something stupid like a broken headlight, or just stopped at a checkpoint. What would happen if the cop asked if i'd had anything to drink, and i were to say "yes, i'm drunk." even though i was...
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I've been wondering what would happen to me if i got pulled over for something stupid like a broken headlight, or just stopped at a checkpoint. What would happen if the cop asked if i'd had anything to drink, and i were to say "yes, i'm drunk." even though i was...
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hati:
Just because you pass a breathalyzer doesn't mean that can't take you out of your car to at least do all those "touch your nose" type tests.
And that's an odd law that you can look for the person who hit you if you are within one mile of the accident. How did you know that?
And that's an odd law that you can look for the person who hit you if you are within one mile of the accident. How did you know that?
arachnequarius:
noise, you rock my world!! and if you are just now figuring out what a complete nut i am, well ... welcome. 
however, i suspect that is the very reason we get on so well. to whit, who in the hell would do the above to southern police officers, or, heaven forbid, highway patrol? a bad idea that might land you in the swamp, mister! oi.
yr survivalist instincts are the same, just with cooler stuff. i prolly should have mentioned that i would take my computer, as it is actually my brain made manifest. but yr stuff sounds very much the same in quality, if not quantity - that which truly matters, feels alive, and cannot be replaced even if a different object is substituted. sin and her stuff - awesome. and you use every bit, huh? on a side note, you and sin are really quite complimentary beings. its very awesome.
i think the ability to live on very little is what makes living above yr means so fucking fun - because you KNOW that you are going all out, indulging, luxuriating, etc. there is none of this upper echalon rhetoric of haaaaaaaaving to have this object or that event - you know you are taking things to the extreme and loving every minute of it. also, when you can enjoy life with very little, you squeeze every pleasure out of little luxuries. i have chai made by someone else maybe once every few months, but i looooooove it.
as for the whos, actually, it was directed at a v. small range of people, and mostly one person, none of whom will read it here. although a few pple here get it, and know enough to know who i *am* referencing, it is not about anyone on this little island. no, this place is like a respite from such RL madness(es). the funny thing, if the person to whom i obliquely refer as the source were to read it, she would not see herself AT ALL. oh, the joy of ignorance.
death is an obsession, but not at all an option. i gots too much to do. like move.
and if i've not mentioned it before now, i think it fucking rocks that you did pick up yr life and move. restarting in a new location takes Major Courage, and its completely rad that you did it. and that you are making it work!! i think you are so so set up to do what you want to do, and you made that happen. rock the fuck on, baby.
ok, crazy lady go way now. *mutters to self*
however, i suspect that is the very reason we get on so well. to whit, who in the hell would do the above to southern police officers, or, heaven forbid, highway patrol? a bad idea that might land you in the swamp, mister! oi.
yr survivalist instincts are the same, just with cooler stuff. i prolly should have mentioned that i would take my computer, as it is actually my brain made manifest. but yr stuff sounds very much the same in quality, if not quantity - that which truly matters, feels alive, and cannot be replaced even if a different object is substituted. sin and her stuff - awesome. and you use every bit, huh? on a side note, you and sin are really quite complimentary beings. its very awesome.
i think the ability to live on very little is what makes living above yr means so fucking fun - because you KNOW that you are going all out, indulging, luxuriating, etc. there is none of this upper echalon rhetoric of haaaaaaaaving to have this object or that event - you know you are taking things to the extreme and loving every minute of it. also, when you can enjoy life with very little, you squeeze every pleasure out of little luxuries. i have chai made by someone else maybe once every few months, but i looooooove it.
as for the whos, actually, it was directed at a v. small range of people, and mostly one person, none of whom will read it here. although a few pple here get it, and know enough to know who i *am* referencing, it is not about anyone on this little island. no, this place is like a respite from such RL madness(es). the funny thing, if the person to whom i obliquely refer as the source were to read it, she would not see herself AT ALL. oh, the joy of ignorance.
death is an obsession, but not at all an option. i gots too much to do. like move.
and if i've not mentioned it before now, i think it fucking rocks that you did pick up yr life and move. restarting in a new location takes Major Courage, and its completely rad that you did it. and that you are making it work!! i think you are so so set up to do what you want to do, and you made that happen. rock the fuck on, baby.
ok, crazy lady go way now. *mutters to self*
Bad day.
-have 1 dollar in my wallet
-i pulled/twisted/almost threw out my back Saturday night.
-I only had some spring rolls for breakfast. Then i took some Aleve, which didnt work, so i took some other painkiller that they had in the first aid kit that had Acetomenophen, Asprin, some other painkiller & caffine. That didnt work and then i found what i was...
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-have 1 dollar in my wallet
-i pulled/twisted/almost threw out my back Saturday night.
-I only had some spring rolls for breakfast. Then i took some Aleve, which didnt work, so i took some other painkiller that they had in the first aid kit that had Acetomenophen, Asprin, some other painkiller & caffine. That didnt work and then i found what i was...
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burstandbloom:
im so dirt poor
it unbelievable
i hear that
1 dollar in the wallet thing
after last night - hanging with Hyena and Parikhan
i probably shouldnt do anything for a week
but
me and Hyena are going to a poetry reading at the
Gold Mine Saloon
on dauphine in the quarter
on wednesday night
will you be around
before or during
we should meet up
since your down there anyway
tits
mike
it unbelievable
i hear that
1 dollar in the wallet thing
after last night - hanging with Hyena and Parikhan
i probably shouldnt do anything for a week
but
me and Hyena are going to a poetry reading at the
Gold Mine Saloon
on dauphine in the quarter
on wednesday night
will you be around
before or during
we should meet up
since your down there anyway
tits
mike
midknight:
hope, your back feels better, yo 
ferret health is a very important thing indeed. just make sure that girl ferret is healthy enough to make the boy ferret his pot pie. crucial, that.