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That dream of stealing cake from a bed and breakfast excellent. What a fine dream to have! And how you ran out to the car to put the slices on the seat... I am totally picturing some crazy fast jazz as you look around and frantically put the slices in the car... a brilliant picture.

"Curious," said Holmes.
"What's that?" I asked, being rather dense.
"I said 'curious'"
"Oh, I thought that's what you said," I said, Then, in the interest of carrying the narrrative forward, I added, " & what exactly is it that you find curious?"
"Dr. Watson," he said, warming to the task at hand of explaining the obvious to me, "Do you like cake?"
"What do you mean CAKE--why are you you blathering about CAKE--good GOD, man, a Viscount has been MURDERED--& you ask me about CAKE. With all due respect, my good Mister Holmes, what has CAKE to do with the matter at hand--I mean--my God!--a Viscount lies prostrate in his congealing blood, a fragment of paper in his stiffening hand, a smudge of--if I'm not mistaken--a variety of India Ink that is only available at 345 Charrington & Wixley & dribbles of candlewax all over the bloody place & you ask me about CAKE?"
"Are you quite finished, Dr. Watson?" asked Sherlock Holmes, in that maddeningly calm way that he has.
I blustered a bit further--the Viscount had had a full head of hair at the dinner preceeding, yet he was now bald as an egg--Where was his hairpiece??--& he appeared to be shedding a bit of blood from between the shoulderblades, despite his apparent case of death being bludgeoning by a blood-stained staue of Plato near the body, which was smudged with a variety of hair-oil only sold by a Chinese Merchant we have had previous dealings with in Kensington.
"But my dear Watson, " inturrupted Holmes, "Have you not noticed the cake?"
"Well, I was a bit more concerned about the way that the soot from the fireplace seems to lay in a way contrary to the way it should were the window...."
"Somebody'd been bloody NICKING SLICES, Watson."
"Perhaps, but...."
"To the PARKING LOT, Watson!"
"But..the Viscount...." I said, rather weakly.
"But Watson...it was my FAVORITE KIND OF CAKE,"
"Probably...teeenagers...um, gang members...." I said lamely, "Peace with Prussia kinda depends on us settling this matter...."
"Bugger Prussia! Follow the cake! The Cake!" he said.
It was then that I knew he was quite mad.
He's currently resting comfortably, thank you for asking.

im sorry to hear that

I'm sorry....

thanks for the medicinal advice! how is yours doing? so far mine hasn't yet turned into a full-fledged cold sore *fingers crossed*

I resolved to spend less time on this site. hahaha...

red light on Hawthorne has one of those old photo booths

aw...i hope you lip will feel better

:i feel your pain: *nervously eyes developing blemish on edge of lip* do you have any cold sore medicine recommendations?

oh, and happy new year!

Just grab him and kiss him anyways .

Happy New Year to you too! Keep livin' it up this new year. Rock The Nation in 2003.

i am getting ready for a departure from my boy as well. I am just leaving for 3-5 months but...i am scared as hell. Tell me how you deal with it mmmkay.
if you need any silly girls in your life lemme know.

well, always be thankful that you at least have a special someone to miss being apart from...

sorry to hear that you're feeling sick...I'm getting over a pretty nasty bug myself. hope you feel better soon...

Eeeeeek!!!! your making them!!!!! I want one I want one!!!

Yes, we are most likely going to have a snowy christmas here in NY. Have a terrific holiday!

MERRY X-MAS!!!

I'm actually in Golden Colorado, thats home. I live in Portland most of the year, but I'm here for a month.

thank you, I hope you had a good weekend too.

Well, then, I must say, that's a fine looking wombat you got there. Too kawaii.

YAY!!!

Erk. I had the pleasure of having a killer clementine today after a season of shoddy ones. Bad fruit is a shame. You wonder how it all comes together to form the perfect tasting fruit. Those times when you have eaten fruit and passed out with pleasure. It is interesting to think about what goes into that incredible, succulent taste.

ewwwwwwwwww...dude gross

Yea. I have been using those capsules to control my weight forever. Nothing quite like knowing you are eating animals to keep yourself from bearing those extra pounds during the swimsuit season.

The only side effect is that bloating sensation....uggghh.

I dont want to find out I like my capsule animal friends.