So, I got a call from the director of the porno I had recently committed to perform in. Her producer didn't think I was 'Asian enough' for the film. She, the producer, wants someone 'fresh off the boat' (I shit you not, those were the exact words I was told) from Japan or China or Korea. Apparently, Filipinos aren't real Asians. I don't know about...
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Well, I may be a dateless chump, but I just paid a $10 000 credit card bill. I'm happy that I have the financial wherewithal to do that.
In other news, I'm probably going to do that porn. It'll be an experience.
In other news, I'm probably going to do that porn. It'll be an experience.
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ribbonsundone:
Indeed. At the risk of sounding pundity, I do think the congressional gridlock is insane. I will say there were Libertarians on our state ballot. And during the 08 election we had some Green Party folk as well. I know the candidates are less than stellar, but I am still optimistic about the process. I believe. I just want some other believers to take a stand for what is right instead of what is electable. Or, more significantly, that more people would consider progressive action phenomenally electable.
girl_afraid:
haha, i won't lie, i used 2 razor sharp steak knives as chopsticks. while riding a on batman's lap across a tightrope between two buildings topless. the cereal was delicious.
also, i'm going to buy ten copies of your porno.
also, i'm going to buy ten copies of your porno.
So someone just asked me whether I'd be interested in being a performer in a porn movie she's making about white girls getting it on with Asian guys.
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girl_afraid:
i washed all my dishes today. i promise i didn't eat cereal with a knife haha.
ribbonsundone:
Yes, but they are very pricey, and not always good. When I pay $50 to have someone pour hot wax on my body I want them to be superior in their craft. Haha. I used to go to this amazing woman, but she became a trauma nurse, and I became a DIY groomer. 
Despite the recent out-of-the-blue-one-night-fuck-a-thon with my secret Quebecoise, I really have no clue how to start, let alone be, in a relationship anymore. It's like I'm in my second year real analysis class, and I just don't get the proof for Green's Theorem or differentiable surfaces, yet, instead of quitting the course, I keep at it because it's expected of me and I don't know...
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thistle:
hoodies are so hard to not wear.
thistle:
Ha! Yeah I get thwarted in Marin pretty frequently by my scungy hoodies. People look at me very strangely. All of Marin is basically a big BMQ dealership.
Who hooked up with a sexy Quebecoise girl last weekend for a one-night stand of fierce sex? This guy.
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ribbonsundone:
Absolutely. I get all giddy when I hear it.
ribbonsundone:
Thank you, friend! I am really pleased by how things are unfolding.
I got stood up tonight. I sat outside the movie theatre for 30 minutes, before I sent her a text message. She didn't answer, so I went home.
This wasn't cool. I know I should just brush this off, but I feel kind of humiliated. I was actually looking forward to this date tonight because it's been a tough week. I just can't win.
This wasn't cool. I know I should just brush this off, but I feel kind of humiliated. I was actually looking forward to this date tonight because it's been a tough week. I just can't win.
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ribbonsundone:
Perfect. I'm on it. That is what I get for moderating instead of listening. Silly work ethic.
wugglyump:
being being disrespectful and inconsiderate is kinda tricky to brush off.
I can't talk about the details of the video game I'm working on, but, man, it's looking like the best title I've ever worked on. Honestly, I'm going to buy this game once we're finished. This MMOG is going to rock. I thank God every day for my good fortune. And I'm on my way to earning my Master's degree. Aside from being a dateless...
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magpie:
you're a nippleless freak monster! AAAAHHHHH!
girl_afraid:
if i knew his new address i would totally give it to you. i'll beat up all of your exes if you beat up mine.
After another lackluster date, I can say I'm officially off the market. I'm not going out on anymore dates.
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rizzo:
Ya cahn't get theyah from heyah!
magpie:
why thank you sir!
Do you remember when 'alternative' wasn't about hoodies, skinny jeans, PBR and tattoos, but having your favourite song be 'Haunted' as sung by Cait O'Riordan with the Pogues?
Hipster culture sucks.
Hipster culture sucks.
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ribbonsundone:
Yep yep. Agreed.
So when are we going to plot the revolution? I miss Boston, anyway. I will pop up and bring sterno cans.
So when are we going to plot the revolution? I miss Boston, anyway. I will pop up and bring sterno cans.
ribbonsundone:
I like it! Subtle subversioin and undetected revolution is more difficult to commodify. *hops*
When I was around 8, I accidentally kicked a girl whilst dancing vigorously to 'Disco Duck' at a cousin's party and I felt horrible afterward. Yesterday, I was able to replicate that feeling whilst talking to this girl I'd been seeing. I seriously fucked things up with her. I feel mad and sad all at once. Sad at the end of a brief 'something' that...
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thistle:
Ugh that blows. At least you have something to take your mind off it, small comfort though that may be.
dinah:
I like the beginning part, but I hate the end part. Whether it was a two week thing or a two year thing.
I'm sorry, honey. It can be really rough. I say, stop looking. Just be.
I'm sorry, honey. It can be really rough. I say, stop looking. Just be.
also, sucks that you got burned on the porno!! what an asshole director!!