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Don't be pissed today. Get pissed instead.. (english slang for get smashed, shit faced, hammered..etc..etc)

What kind of talk show host? I'm guessing the night-time variety: funny. The daytime hosts give condescending advice and instigate fights. You wouldn't do that, would you?

Masturbating 3-5 times a day doesn't make you a freak, but that doesn't mean you aren't a freak.

Keep your nose clean sounds like a drug reference, but I'm not sure.

Nice, at least you can admit to masturbating, some people can't even do that.

That kid is so cute , the pic makes me giggle.

If this was WWE. You know that Cheez IT's would almost pin Wheat Thins but then out from oblivion the Gold Fish Crackers would come out from under the stage and Pin both Cheez and Wheat. 1, 2, 3! "It's the snack that smiles back".

Um, I usually get an Ass Whipping for Christmas...and Thanks Giving, Halloween, 4th of July and Easter. I'd be estatic if I ever got panties ... which I didn't have to pay for.

5 Girls as Roomates? What's that movie again? 'White Chick', hmmm, gives me ideas.

fuck underwear. its overrated.

Fuck! I had a Mr. Sippy as well...
Got it autographed and now I fear putting anything in there as it would spill and strip the ink. Sobering experience, no more meetings with Jack Daniels nor Hennessy.

What did I get with $250.00? Well, many many lapdances, blueballs, a couple dvds included with lapdances, and more blueballs. I got hustled!

And I plan to visit his grave site, wish him a happy birthday and think about all the shit we'd be doing with friends if he were still alive.

Granola bars are great. Cereal bars suck.

You went computer shopping drunk? That made me laugh.

Were you drunk when you were almost hit by the car?

I've seen that first picture a few times before, and I feel really sorry for that kid. She's probably older now and had to see it online a bunch of times. I'd hate to know what cruel nicknames have been given to her over it.

Mind you, it's a hilarious photo.

drunk shopping reminds me of going to the stripclub drunk, best $250 i spent

on, pirate boots, um ... thigh high, black, high heels, flairs up, hot hot hot

and that first picture is just so so so so so so so so wrong

Well then if i may ask.

WHY? are you thinking about it?

ACORDING TO WHOM????

YOU? Or someone ELSE?

That's my dog and I want him back.

OMG! That poster was so funny! I laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself! "tasted like chicken" priceless! How do i know this was posted by you and not your sister? Maybe you are your sister and you don't even know it! Did i just blow your mind?

so did you figure out what your sets will be about?

Hello you. Yay!! I found another Jersey girl!!!!!

you sound like fun,cute pic. wanna be my friend????????????????



-Puddincat

I don't know what happened to west coast customs on pimp my ride. I saw west coast customs workin' on Overhaulin' so maybe they got too busy for both. If you get that ink be sure to post many pics. make sure to get many shots of like your entire body, naked, that would be sooo cool. All right.

That sounds more like a Drawer of Fun to me...depending on the results of the pregnancy test, of course.

teh drawer of doom sound like fun to me and the bra is only made by a man if it is accual hands like mine

Yeah i'm pretty stupid when it comes to those things too!!

are u sure u want to be asked anything because i can think of some really bad questions and trust me i dont think any one can aswer questins about relatoinships

of shite. i dont know what i'm talking about. i just type what pops into my head

Peace of Cake...
Your new pics are very nice ... very