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f1ssure:
Those girls present so many options in my mind. And the one above is thinking - "what the fuck have I gotten myself into"

so have you F'd a girl? Not on camera but at all? or is that on your "to do" list? And how do I get on that list? smile
cspeedball:
When i first saw that pretzel i thought that this is all that stands between us and President Cheney. Then when i saw that massive cock i thought if the pretzel didn't choke G.W. that surely could!
Those chicks are very creative.
And yes i am needy, i'd let you take care of me wink
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chazgasm:
why hello there, thanks for the add kiss
crymson:
Nope.. NOTHING wrong with having SEX on your mind all the time. wink
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I went thru the drive thru at dunkin donuts for coffee yesterday...its the same guy there all the time...he said i looked gorgeous and offered me some donuts... at that moment i had the most vivid picture in my head that scared that hell out of me involving a bed full of donuts and that guy that used to "make the coffee"...
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cogito_sum:
LMAO! Yeah Fishsticks tongue You want sum? wink
Hmmmmm, I see that GI Joe has an Kung Fu grip dual action Shaolin Fisting going on. I guess it's true size doesn't matter whatever

Sunburnt lines are as hot as tan lines ... in a trailer sort of way.

So I guess Chip, from Chip and Dale resorted to a life of drugs since the cancellation of his last show. Rescue Rangers, where are you now?
had_matter:
I don't know if you noticed my listed occupation says "I run a free non-profit servicing nymphomaniacs." Too bad you are outside my regular delivery route.
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had_matter:
At least we know you're smooth all over. I'll bet you feel great wink .

I'm thinking there must be a way to have your camera take larger photos. Your boobs need breathing room. They deserve it.
cogito_sum:
If only my body hair could unzip like his, then I wouldn't have to tweeze it so often.

Nice toes! It's two more pleasures for foot fetish heaven!

And I ate the shark, I think I'm going to make fishsticks tomorrow, want some?

I love your big beautiful eyes! And no, you don't look like a bug, you look like an Anime.
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cogito_sum:
I love your new profile pic, I can put my whole pointer in your mouth, that's hot! Hmmmm, i wonder what else can fit? blush Don't think dirty...
Thanks for the Birthday Shoutout! Hope you have a great Rum Run
jennylou:
You are so silly! kiss
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I want to put glue in someone's lotion and then cover them in animal crackers.

From another room, I heard a game show host ask "Which way does it slant?" to some wives about their husbands. What the hell happened to the clean shows like the Price is Right?

No one can look pretty eating spaghetti. Its been proven.

This weekend, while...
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nc_guy:
What is up, my dear? I love your random thoughts. They're surreal. surreal
tenaciousb:
love the new pix...

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Today's Random Thoughts:

Tony Danza and Rosie O'Donnell, may very well be the most irritating and annoying people on earth. imagine everything that was good in the world disappeared and they had a kid. It makes me want to hide under my bed.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of...
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wwallen:
I just wanted to tell u, you are fucking hott!!
had_matter:
Shh, it was only a bad dream, sweetie, Tony and Rosie didn't have a baby, go back to sleep. And, besides, if you go under your bed the monster that lives there will get you!
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Thanks for the nice comments reguarding yesterday's blog... i like the idea of getting my nipple pierced as well... and Yeah i know it will hurt, but im pretty fearless when it comes to stuff like that.

well its looks like im going to hold on for awhile before i submit a set...
i took some pics and i was not at...
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cspeedball:
I don't care what you say youre fuckin' hott! wink Now get naked now damn it! If you were anywhere near me,clothed or not, i would definately rock your world! biggrin
nc_guy:
Pfft, you're absolutely gorgeous. That fact that you're a "personality" type just makes you all the more attractive.
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Turn Away Now if You Are Allergic to RANDOMNESS/WEIRDNESS/NIPPLES

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*OK... well this is random and strange even for me...but i was thinking about the tattoo i want to get, which happens to be a big flower on my boob. I was trying to describe it to somebody and i was not doing a very good job. So...
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stixksd:
whatta bout penis butter shooting all over your belly????? wink
mschfmayhemsoap:
Looks like you found a great new use for Spirographs!!! Kikass!
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cspeedball:
OK, OK, i'll take the lapdance if you insist.
That sign is HILARIOUS! biggrin
joker_:
I like the grilled cheese to be a triple decker on sourdough, parmesan crusted. On the first layer cheddar and tomatoes on the second layer jack and grilled onions. The absolute greatest sandwich in the world.

The only way to make better would be a lap dance.

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Today's Random Thoughts:

They're not very random today... Im just incredibly horny and thats all.eeek

Leave Me Some Random Thoughts! I'll give you 1/2 a grilled cheese sandwich or a lapdance. Your call.
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filth:
Pah, you can have my nameless cigarette, I'm trying to give up.

Is there any pesto in the grilled cheese sandwich?
nc_guy:
It really IS great to sleep late like that. I think I needed it really. Hell, I slept 'til noon today as well! It's too hot outside to get up and do anything outdoors. I hope your weekend has been good.
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x143x:
I picked up a hitch hicker once

my asshole is still sore

but I'm not tellin that story

hehe I KID I KID

hows things babe
northern:
What are you studying?

What's puffy paint?