Today's Random Thoughts:
I almost choked to death today.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6378791711275841790&q=wet+pussy&hl=en
Self checkouts are Ridiculous.
I overheard a girl on her cell phone say "Well I didnt tell him that on the drive up I had a Rockstar between my knees!" Lucky Bitch.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-773083987664004639&q=masturbation&hl=en
So Wrong.
I almost choked to death today.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6378791711275841790&q=wet+pussy&hl=en
Self checkouts are Ridiculous.
I overheard a girl on her cell phone say "Well I didnt tell him that on the drive up I had a Rockstar between my knees!" Lucky Bitch.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-773083987664004639&q=masturbation&hl=en
So Wrong.
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The lettuce ninjas made me do it, apparently they've decided they like you.
My pirate tomatoes put up a valiant effort to defend me, but they were drunk on bleu cheese dressing.
I'm hoping for an early morning smile.