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Today's Random Thoughts:

I almost choked to death today.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6378791711275841790&q=wet+pussy&hl=en

Self checkouts are Ridiculous.

I overheard a girl on her cell phone say "Well I didnt tell him that on the drive up I had a Rockstar between my knees!" Lucky Bitch. wink


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-773083987664004639&q=masturbation&hl=en
So Wrong.
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joker_:
http://suicidegirls.com/members/joker_c/1440423/

The lettuce ninjas made me do it, apparently they've decided they like you.
My pirate tomatoes put up a valiant effort to defend me, but they were drunk on bleu cheese dressing.

I'm hoping for an early morning smile.
smile
onewithall:
surreal where's julie? surreal
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painunbound:
It never hurts to get professionals help.
bobbybattles:
me = singer
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deak:
why do u want a guy that can stick his tongue thru his chin? an looks like a freak!!? kiss
tex13:
Closet lover of panties or not you better wear them if you are going to try the duct tape shorts.

Julie's running around with no panties and she has good hands, sounds pretty hot to me. wink
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"The way I live, it's hard enough to bread a veal cutlet. Some nights it's different; it's fish or chicken. But the minute my one hand is covered in raw egg and the other's holding the meat someone is going to call me in trouble.

This is almost every night of my life now.

Tonight, a girl calls me from inside a pounding dance club....
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shaggyvixe:
Hun, I have never touched anyone when they didn't want it and if someone did it to you I will gladly do it in return.....Do you want them to get "GOOD" or "HURT"?




Thank you for the birthday wish hun it meant alot to me.......

If you need to talk you know where I am....I love ya.
onewithall:
CHOKE!!! love love love MY FAVORITE! biggrin kiss

about the last comment......sometimes violence is the only punishment worth dispensing, i hope you have friends that will take care of him
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jarfmonster:
halloween already?

i cant wait. i work until 9pm on halloween, for the second year in a row.

im very pissed about that. we should hang out.
onewithall:


biggrin kiss
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rwb0169:
hey, the move went alright. it will have gone alot better once i get the internet on my laptop...i feel like the world outside is moving without me. frown
mrmuller:
Glad you're better.
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Todays Random Thoughts:

I really am the most gullible person on earth. I take it to an entirely new level. I fell for the most elaborate lie that took its course over about 4 months. Normally, i get over things pretty quickly, but i cant this time. This lie was so disrespectful, mean spirited, and hurtful I can't believe someone would actually have the balls...
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had_matter:
I'm sorry to hear about that. frown It seems like almost everyone I know is involved in crazy, fucked-up situations.

Once I was in a car w/ a guy friend of mine and we were singing "Since You've Been Gone" together. surreal I'm sure anyone would have mistaken us for gays at that moment. But it was only that one line from the chorus...'cause we don't really know that song.

Oh, and I do sing, but very badly. It's not lull you to sleep kind of singing.
Yeah, Bjork is kind of scary.
northern:
Mind if I ask what this four-month lie was?

I'm intrigued, and I must know.

It is nice that some of your random thoughts are getting more personal by the way. Even if they're about people screwing you over.

Good luck with your hot roommate!
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I was flirting hardcore with one of my professors last night.. Im not really sure whyit was funny to me b/c It was in front of the entire class. Hhaha I made him blush and he had to look away. I rule.

Someone hung up their shirt and pants near the front door, I woke up after my much needed post-lets-get-as-fucked-up-as possible...
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shaggyvixe:
If you hit it I want front row seats....no involvement daddy likes to watch! ***too creepy?**** kiss biggrin
deak:
girl on girl action is always hot hot hot! u gotta go for it!.....(an let me see pics) wink
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Today's Random Thoughts"

I am starving. Diets SUCK.

Did you know there is a kind of lip gloss called Chicken Poop? I can believe i didnt buy it!

Isnt it sad that Ive never had a real boyfriend? or maybe thats good, i dont know. I think I want one, or a puppy.

This is the second week of school and EVERY professor i have...
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cspeedball:
Fuck diets, you're damn hot just the way you are! Unless you just wanna feel better, working out is good for that.
A boyfriend you no longer want may be easier to get rid of than a puppy plus it may help ease your horniness issues.
Next time i will bring all kinds of juice wink
evilerandyroth:
Boyfriend? Pfsha...

Puppies are tottaly the way to go... And the horny-ness... well... ...I don't know...

Your professers will probably be expecting much out of you... cause that means that they care... I think... hopefully...
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Today's Random Thoughts"

As I was growing up, friends, family, teachers, coworkers etc. would basically tell me that Im a badass... I never really understood why so I payed no attention to it. I never really got in trouble, I dont think. I remember I talked alot, laughed loud, and didnt really care about what people thought. I had a dirty mouth. I had a...
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nc_guy:
Hey, buddy!!! You're such a great person. Good luck on your shoot. You deserve the very best.
onewithall:
surprise me....and we can share badass stories.....and act on impluse and urges
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I saw my korean foreign exchange student roomies practicing their dirty dancing!!! It took every bit of self control i had in me to not fall over laughing. And it wasnt some Britney Spears kind of dancing... its was "Hello i take my clothes off for money" kind of dancing.

Crunchy granola bars are alot better than the chewy ones.

Some people...
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hollowbutcher:
I know what you mean about the poor loner just listening to music and getting harrassed. That's about my life story, for some reason, I must look tremendously gay or something because I usually get that from people. Maybe because I don't act like an asshole all the time and I have a good vocabulary, I dunno. Some people are just ignorent. My heart goes out to him. Crunchy bars are where it's at, like the peanut butter ones...HOT SHIT.
nc_guy:
People really can be Aholes sometimes. mad That was nice of you to think about taking up for the poor guy.

Careful with those toilet seats! biggrin
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I moved into my oncampus apartment this weekend. Its nice and my roommates seem cool. 2 of them are exhange students from Korea. They speak english, but they are starting to talk like me and its kind of funny. Im lonely here tho and miss my family and old job. frown Bob Saget is coming here to do a show. I heard he...
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nc_guy:
Hey, buddy!
jarfmonster:
ill bring you food!