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I am involved with far too many guys at once. I need a filing system or something.



Also, I'm movin' to QUEENS!

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_bossanova_:
Yay for Queens! You'll be my neighbor, which means it'll be easier to meet up in Manhattan than Queens anyway.tongue

Don't ever apologize for pimpin'.wink
coyotemike:
Pimp me out, baby wink tongue
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elichrusos:
Hey, I'm sorry I haven't been around so much. Despite brave faces and subject changes, I'm pretty shattered by recent events, and I think I might be euphemistically closed for business.
satsujin:
Um, your business is pretty much amazing. LOL

I'm feeling much better. It took day 4 for me to finally be able to eat a whole meal. Baby steps. The trick was eating the local yogurt so that I could fight off the bacteria reaking havoc in my intestines and stomach. Talk about pain, jesus.

Still in Mexico, and leaving Tuesday. Hope you're rocking the NY.

muah
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I must rid my profile of all nudity, ladies and germs. New details later.
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otoki:
NO. Details NOW! Call metongue
kindle:
I wish I could get a kitten. Sadly my other half is allergic. frown
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dave_h:
ah yeah, forgot about that other city. fixed it.

regarding the new GI bill, I think the best scam is to go school at SF state university which is located at the southern edge of the city, and then get that BAH, but then actually live way south of the city where it's much cheaper. You wouldn't have to work at all if you didn't want to.
dave_h:
what school are you going to?
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I am ok with this. But not for statutory rape. This is really old but this is first I've seen it.
idgas:
Bobby "Chemical Castration" Jindal is also known as Bobby "I will not take all of the stimulus package especially the extended unemployment benefits because I don't want any Democrats to bee seen to be helping my voters. Fuck my poor and unemployed voters" Jindal.
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I think I'm too uptight. I will work on this.
idgas:
Tequila shooters for breakfast will help loosen one up.
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I have decided that my new mission in life is to convince myself that I don't have to settle and to know when I'm doing it.
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coyotemike:
I've been living like that for years biggrin
gmonay:
that is an amazing plan.

wait, are we not doing that anymore?
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This commercial pisses me off. Why is the husband trying to find these "desserts" and doesn't he seem a bit to chub to be the calorie police?
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_bossanova_:
I'm with Alzy...they're always ok. Stupid yogurt ads. At least it's not touting the benefits of probiotics, like the others.wink
jeremisio:
The funny thing is that actress actually did lose a lot of weight from when she first started popping up in stuff. Though I doubt yogurt was the cause of it.
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Alrighty. Movin' on.

I have to do a speech on something political tomorrow. Arg. It's only a minute long. That's really short.
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raziel666:
Yes,good luck with that
quirky:
You only need 100 words with those kinds of speeches.
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That's enough nudity. How about something substantial? Something like....

THIS!
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quirky:
I second IDGAS. I had almost forgotten you were in the military until I saw that picture.
chriztian:
That is pretty awesome. I tried to go through it and name all I could, ended up around 60-70% I think.