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Hi SG! Long time no see! Lets give this another shot.

I need YOU. I am moving to the central coast (San Luis Obispo/Santa Barbara) area at the end of the month and want to find a photographer. Message me and I shall love you forever.

<3

I am back!! Yes mam. Talk to me.

<3

I am staying in the craptastic motel that I rented for this week and I have a question. Why is it that all motels have horrible paintings/pictures like the one behind me? Is there a committee that gets together and finds the most out of date art and then travels to every hotel/motel in America to decorate the walls while snickering?

I work in a...
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I am in Arroyo Grande and I am as happy as a clam.

Are clams even happy?

As happy as...a fat kid in a bakery. How 'bout that?


Here is the joke of the week:

Why did Hitler kill himself?


-Because he got the gas bill.



You know that shit is hilarious.

xoxEnila

I checked in an older couple today that reeeeeked of pot. It was a bit overwhelming. Spray some old spice or something dude. Going to Arroyo Grande on Tuesday and I'm so excited. Oh! And I'm getting a bow tattooed on my wrist tomorrow too. I'll post a pic if I remember She is going to do my calf in a week or so. I'm...
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I killed that interview! They want me to come back on Saturday for a "hang out" day to see how I get along with the other front desk people. I really hope they offer it to me so I can put in my two weeks already.

85 degrees outside. Wahooooo yay for my air conditioner. I have to go into work for a meeting tomorrow. They ALWAYS schedule them on my days off, I hate that.

I have an interview for a receptionist position at the Paul Mitchell hair school tomorrow so we will see what happens with that. With my luck it will be ten hours a week for 8...
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Being able to bring my laptop to work makes these shifts much more bearable.

I want to meet a girl. Talk to me.

I need a new job. Hire me, hire me, hire me.

I've decided that I'm going to crochet bikinis, sell vibrators with a brand name called "Go Fuck Yourself", and become a tattoo artist. I will be wearing a crocheted bikini while tattooing someone also while using a tattoo gun that looks like a vibrator.

Fucking hire me.