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This is an older post from another one of my blogs. I just stumbled upon it and thought I would share with the few people who may read this. Things have changed for the better since this point.


The greatest gift I have ever physically received was given to me by my ex girlfriend for my 24th birthday. It was an Ipod nano. Now not...
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yourself:
freaking hilarious man... just thinking of a sort of 4 year TAKA makes me roll on the floor with laughter... tongue (just kidding bro)

... by the way... wassup with the job schedule? got the graveyard shift or not? and do we start tomorrow or on thursday?
noahzark:
well at the time I wrote this I was still unaware of TAKA. however that shit would be hilarious.

Well seeing as how I saw you at work today I find it pretty pointless to answer your question..... gonna do it anyways though.

MON+TUE--12am-8am
WED+THU--4pm-12am
FRI-Alternating between the 2 shifts weekly.

Bah!
I wants me fridays
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I have not been able to get on the net and keep in touch with many of my friends recently due to a change in residence among other things going on out here. Several weeks ago I wrote to my friend Steeeeev and asked him how he was doing. His response was less than thrilling and it honestly made me worry about him a little...
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lillithvain:
hahah.. wow
noahzark:
Yeah he has quite a way with words. Plus apparently a pretty vivid and odd subconscious.
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every now and again I feel the need to write some shit down.
I hate when I get that feeling and don't really have shit to say.
I tend to just jot shit down. Sometimes it turns out enjoyable.
Other times it is shit like this. I mean I guess this could be
enjoyable to some one.... somehow but I have not figured out
who...
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sumayah:
hehehehe I'm going to colombia there's not real hot sauce but I'll make sure I bring something related wink I also have the need to write something and I feel like if I sit dow and start the words will start flowing but then nothing and is kinda frustrating cuz the feeling remains but the words are not there is weird thanx for the nice wishes kiss
noahzark:
That sucks that there is no real hot sauce in Columbia, but you can bring back any other specialty from there wink

I just love food. Whenever some one leaves the country I tell them to bring back some sort of food.

Have fun out there and be safe.

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It is a little bit of you need with a big fat side of what you want. Not so much a creed as it is a maxim, for my way of life. With a constant bombardment of flesh and sin, I find myself reaching for unimaginable concepts of love without pain, and lust without action... These things rob my being, of nourishment, which I desperately...
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yourself:
you'r'welcome'sir... biggrin

check those groups:
painters
meat market
kamuela:
thanks dude
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No school for me?!

Why does this country's process of doing shit have to be so circuitous and convoluted? Seriously. Did I get into school or not?
I was told today that I did not meet the requirments for the Hebrew test but then simultaneously received a letter saying that I had been accepted.

Why exactly do they not send the results of the Hebrew...
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yourself:
The results ARE sent in with the psychometric test man... i got proof!!! wink

but, yeah, bureaucracy and lack of common sense in this country astound me...

I got a letter saying I got into my options 2 and 3... but number 1 and 4 are still on standby for a couple of weeks... along the letter came another piece of paper stating that i have until the end of next week to pay the semester fees or i'm out... thing is... if i don;t get into option 1 as part of the double major, i'm not sure i want to continue the double major path which would lower the fees...

so next Sunday is round 2 at Uni... or maybe i shall make it this Thursday? we'll see....

see you tomorrow bro...
noahzark:
Yeah man, that is what I thought but when they originally called me they told me they had no results for the yael.

I was confused, I called and told them my results and they said FAIL.

I am not too sure. Gonna call them again tomorrow and see what they fuck they are talking about. I need to pay them as well man. What the hell. They told me i didnt get in and then I have to pay. Something aint right.

Hasta manana (i dont know how to do the tilda and I dont feel like copy pasta.... already had too many carbs today).

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Yesterday I got a job. The guy that interviewed me was not only friendly but we actually clicked on an artistic level because he is actually an excellent photographer and considered going to the school that I will be attending in the fall. After the interview he told me to show up tomorrow (today) to start my training I said "אחלה" and proceeded out the...
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noahzark:
אחלה translates to, ACHLA.

SG doesn't recognize Hebrew yet apparently

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yourself:
Bro, as always an honor being your acquaintance... that's moral fiber... now the only fiber lacking is in your diet...

thanks for the message man...

just came back from TA spent a shitload of money which i don't have and probably going to get in trouble for it tongue... we can sit down, chat and be stupid all you want bro, i'm game for that... on the baltika i shall pass... stopped drinking, remember?... but there is always aloe vera juice around... wink

call me tomorrow see wassup... is 3 am and i need to get up early to go to the H again... Mey is in the other room... things are slow and weird, but alright... point being i'll probably be in zombie state tomorrow... still... call and let me know what goes... and we will probably meet in TA.... good night...
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The panphobia sets in as I once again return to this real world that I have worked so arduously to escape. I fear the comfort and the lack of surprise. I fear the unexpected and the predictable. Excitedly skipping away from my job interview, cigarette pressed between my lips and copious amounts of sweat running from my scalp to my socks I think to myself...
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noahzark:
Thanks for the support y'all.
I got a job at some stupid telemarketing prescription drug thingy. Not my cup of tea but it should by me hard drives, air conditioners and tattoos and that is pretty much all I can ask for right now.

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inglis:
I had some of the "norm" stacked room training thingy last year, it was fun, as the stuff to learn were so easy, and still, some just didn't get it, while i doodled and stuff.
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I have 2 words for you: zach galifianakis



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5043958564827525972
yourself:
will you touch my vagina?
noahzark:
What?

That's what you were supposed to say.

Oh by the way, watch the hangover. Good stuff.
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I got a call today from my bank, saying that I had gone into the minus, quite severely and needed to get to the bank today before 1:30 to deposit money in my account or the consequences would be dire (i am paraphrasing). I got out of bed, got dressed and headed down the street in the blistering sun.
After a short yet blood boilingly...
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noahzark:
Well good luck man. Remember, the steering wheel turns the other way in Australia (really bad joke but I had to take it... plus I am very sleep deprived).

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epsilonaught:
Haha fair enough. Cheers man.
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Had myself an excellent breakfast today finished up the second season of the Drew Carey show, now gots to get to cleaning.
Need to make room to paint. Got me some canvases to gesso.


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yourself:
nice bro... back to painting... number 42 awaits... how was the rest of the evening for you? you went straight back?
sumayah:
hi! thanks for the add! smile
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Growing up where and how I did, kissing on the cheek as a way to say hello or goodbye was neither common nor acceptable. This was one of the smaller things that I had to get used to while moving out to Israel.

I was never really too social of a person but since my arrival here I have tried my damndest to get out...
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inglis:
Hilarious, and if you think cheeks a complicated, I have some (female) friend who'd greet me sometimes with a peck on the lips. blush
where did you grow up?
noahzark:
I grew up in New Mexico. Very rural, not very cultured.
I am getting used to this whole cheek kissing thing, and I honestly think that a peck on the lips would be less awkward for me.
But if I missed a lip kiss by that much I would have ended up biting her cheek. That could have ended badly....
Or great.

Thanks for the add man.