Cats crack me the fuck up
uuuuugh stooooomach
nuadventure:
Awww no. I hope your stomach feels better soon. Have some Starbucks coffee (unless of course that's the reason your stomach is hurting in the first place).
Why doesnt Starbucks deliver?
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tubaart:
There you go, the new job for Tooz -- source of both income and healthfulness. Run a bicycle starbucks delivery service. People can text you their order, you bike the starbucks to them and collect a heft delivery fee. Sounds like a wiener to me. 
grumpyoldbastard:
and bring chicken to 
I get to go take a pee test today....yay 
I want a puppy named Cupcake. She's out there somewhere, just waiting for me.
I wish Subby would just get home so I can go pee in the damn cup and get this over with.
I hate waiting.
I need to mail stuff but I need boxes first.
I'm a jerk and wont be home for...
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I want a puppy named Cupcake. She's out there somewhere, just waiting for me.
I wish Subby would just get home so I can go pee in the damn cup and get this over with.
I hate waiting.
I need to mail stuff but I need boxes first.
I'm a jerk and wont be home for...
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oxy:
Cupcake is a most exellent name for a puppy
lavender_:
<3
Thanks for all the congrats friends! I'm super excited to get to work. It's awesome cuz I dont start until March so next weeks I'm gonna go visit my friends and family in WI. I'm super excited cuz I miss them so much!
I wish my arthritis wasnt flaring up right now.
I wish my arthritis wasnt flaring up right now.
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fallenglory:
woohoo! it's good that you have a few weeks to get things in order before you have to go to work.
mercie:
Well it IS a very pretty song. But it's about liking someone else when you're already taken... and I dunno, but I don't post lyrics unless I relate to them usually. (or think they're particularly funny, perhaps.) it got under my skin.
congrats on work... I don't look forward to finding another job here shortly.
congrats on work... I don't look forward to finding another job here shortly.
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
I GOT THE JOB
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mydogfarted:
I thought you already had a job. Housewife. 
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
elizadoolittle:
MOst awesome news!
Clean,clean, clean....that's what today is all about. I really need to get back on the Flylady program.
I really have a feeling Ima get the job. My references were letting me know yesterday that the job was checking up on me. That's a good sign...they wouldnt check up on me if they weren't at least interested. Hopefully they will call me this week.
I have...
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I really have a feeling Ima get the job. My references were letting me know yesterday that the job was checking up on me. That's a good sign...they wouldnt check up on me if they weren't at least interested. Hopefully they will call me this week.
I have...
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elicit77:
Girthman!!!
elizadoolittle:
Aw, I love Oxy
I painted my nails green. Ya know in honor of Valentines Day.
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lockeblade:
Lawl. I had an orange drink in honour of the day.
zamn:
San Francisco REPRESENT YO!
It's really awesome that you're all so supportive of me. I don't know what I'd do without you
I just want to announce that the boy and I are doing absolutely nothing for Valentines Day. We thought about it and decided it would be stupid to go out cuz we hate people. Find them very annoying. I dont want flowers. I cant eat chocolate. And...
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I just want to announce that the boy and I are doing absolutely nothing for Valentines Day. We thought about it and decided it would be stupid to go out cuz we hate people. Find them very annoying. I dont want flowers. I cant eat chocolate. And...
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murf9980:
Hey Sweetie,
I not only think you got the job, I KNOW you will get it!!!! I bribed someone at the top.......... Anyway, best of luck but you just don't need luck cause you are just soooooooo frickin AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Love ya babe and miss you lots, Best of wishes to you and yer honey.. 
I not only think you got the job, I KNOW you will get it!!!! I bribed someone at the top..........
Anyway, best of luck but you just don't need luck cause you are just soooooooo frickin AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Love ya babe and miss you lots, Best of wishes to you and yer honey..
lavender_:
Fun!