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So, how did you all wake up this morning?

I nearly shit myself because I was being woken up by Thursday's probing fingers. And not like "fun probing" either. No, it was like a "hey, I'm hungover so Im gonna be mean and wake Nex up and almost kill him."

Ah well, I guess it's my fault for getting her drunk.
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lessismore:
nex is hot. thurday is hot. i want to probe you both. hahahah
frank_castle:
i have a joke in my journal

read


enjoy
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Well, today I'm finally going to be leaving for Eugene. It's taken three days for me to get everything in order, but now, I can finally do it. So, if anyone needs me for the next couple of days, watch me care, I'm on vacation! Biatch!
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plasticfangs:
Congrats, man! Hope it's fun!

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coyote1284:
He, he, dude, I'm a dude. But, hey, it's cool, I know what you're saying, a hardcore cuddle is better than a fuck any day.
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I finally registered for classes today. Does anyone realize just how difficult it is to get the classes you want on the day that said classes start?
I guess I should've registered earlier. Hehe.

The downside is that since I was so late in registering is that I now have a Psych class at 8 FUCKING AM!

And, the upside you ask? I get $500...
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stormy:
for my present i would like a magicians set, or my own personal robot that tells me jokes, or the circle belt from urban outfitts.

or you in basket covered with jelly beans.
kimmi:
So..uh...How are ya.... DO you come here often?

My name is Kimmi..I swallow.

Want to go 50/50 on a rape charge?
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Well, its now officially over.

My girlfriend and I just ended our relationship because of the huge schism that this last week or so has brought between us. Oddly enough, it was a really amicable split, and as far as I can tell neither of us is really all that hurt by it, but we're both kinda relieved that we didnt have to keep being...
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demigauge:
damn it your gonna try to pinch my ass or my tits now aren't you...
clara:
Me too. biggrin
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Wow, outpouring of support. Thanks guys.

Just so you all know, life got better today. My girlfriend had her appointment at Planned Parenthood and she got the EC, but at this point, it's only about 60% effective, so I'm still not entirely unstressed, but it's better than nothing.

Oh, and I also got a nice defferment on my student loans from WSU, so instead of...
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alyssum:
Yay, my own "silencer", jimminy cricket that'd be keen love smile
Have you ever seen "Real Genius"? I'm reminded of the scene where they pump sleeping gas into the guy's room, boy would that be nice...

I really don't miss the days of being hunted down by loan people, ohmigod. One of those good things about being almost 30, almost out of loans to repay, much more leverage to tell them to get bent (and make it stick!) if'n they do call.

Well hey, all the drinking and other toxic chemicals will increase the percentage anyway, so for once that's a good thing. wink
boojiboy:
"...What's in your wallet?" Fuck em... you're halfway there with the name change, now just forget your social security number and wallah! keep on rockin in the free world!

Nice guy
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MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Ok, so Im about three inches from killing everything within a 2 mile radius. Seriously. I am in the fucking shittiest mood and I'm stressed out like a motherfucker.

Ok, so here's the deal. Some things happened with my gf wherein we now need to seek out EC. The problem here is, even though we are both against having a kid, she is being...
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crysm1:
Nex-
Better rule in hell than serve in heaven.
-crysm1

PS The Doors rule!!!
lostandlonely:
whats the string on a tampon for?...

...so you can floss after you eat!
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So I just got back from hanging out with Thursday and Mephausto. Aren't you all so fucking jealous?

Heh. We played this drinking game, and I gotta say, everyone is far too nice with the waterfalls! Fuck! I mean, I was downing whole bottles in one shot, but everyone else was ending it right away. Meph, you're such a gentleman.
And, by the way,...
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chicoboprincess:
so fucking in love with you, when I read that you hung out with Thursday and Mephausto I said I"m so fucking jealous, and then I read the next like and was like OMG...so yeah you are cool, so sad you have a girlfriend frown
demigauge:
dman it i knew i should have come hang with you guys..oh well..when are you hanging with lenore?
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I just can not sleep tonite.

Does anyone else get into that mood sometimes where you're so stressed about a bunch of little things in your life that it all adds up into one huge thing and you wanna cry and punch everything and explode all at the same time?
Yeah, that's where I am. It's lots of fun. frown mad frown

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merry:
I've been in that mood most of the day, and I'm also something of an insomiac lately, which is unusual for me. The only thing that makes me feel better is sitting in the dark in my living room wrapped up in a fleece blanket watching Fugazi's Instrument on DVD. How fucked up am I.... frown mad frown

Pirate anything is the shizza.
josh:
Damnit Laughsalot got to saying Arrrrrrrrrrr before me!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'll shiver his timbers!#@$@

If you heard any pirate jokes at the party, it's because we were watching Spongebob and the host in the commercial breaks was a pirate. biggrin
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I woke up! Yay!
Man, we had fun last nite. My girlfriend and I, I mean. Which reminds me, what did you guys think of her?

And secondly, Id just like to take a moment to reflect on the fact that there were a few people there who were some stupid motherfuckers. Ie: the ones who got kicked out and almost got into it with...
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frank_castle:
for you my friend a song short and sweet


Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you, kissing is fun only when you use your tongue

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paperclip:
aw yes i do tongue

ooo yer a cutie
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Sometimes it kind of amazes me how different I am from the person who I was only a year ago.
Earlier tonite, I went to a party here in Portland with some guys I knew from the frat that I was in and a few of the guys I went to high school with. I hadn't really hung out in large social settings (ie: parties,...
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mephausto:
as your duly appointed beer distributor,

see you tonight
clara:
Hm, I've only got two friends left over from high school. I think there's a good reason for that.
kiss
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I suvived!
Fuck, Im amazed that i survived the last two days. I took one of my occasional trips down to eugene last night and man did I get drunk. So i decided to spike up my hair, and walk around the streets of Eugene at 5am with no shirt or shoes on. You really do get a lot of stares that way.
Oh, and...
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frank_castle:
you everytime someone says kittens all i hear in my head is

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Little bag of bones been out all night (x2)
Kitty, you're scratchin' at the screen door (x2)
Little bag of bones been out all night
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' round my ankle (x2)
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Oh kitty, won't you come inside

Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it (x7)

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied (x2)
(Lost in his little yellow round die?) (x2)
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans (x2)
Fuck you, kitty you're gonna spend the night (x3)
OUTSIDE!

Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it (x8)

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it!

arrrrgggghhhhh why can't i make this song go away (pounds his head against the wall)

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mei:
pink pink pink

i'm happy too

thanks!

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Due to the overwhelming response on my last journal that hinted towards me asking my girlfriend to come down to this little shindig of ours, I asked her. Hehe. She totally doesnt want to go.
See, the dynamic of our relationship is like this, she lives in a certain social circle (A), for the most part (bring on the flames!) the people attending said prom...
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frank_castle:
i add you as a friend i was wondering if that was too forward, anyways i went tot the stephen lynch concert and it fuckin rocked god it was fun, my and my pal Omen (Steve, but likes to be called omen) everyone was lauging hard, and how stephen interacted with the crowd was awesome he was sooo funny next year i will drag your ass to it cause it was fuckin fun, and on your journal all poeple have dilikes and likes, all that matters that deep in your heart is that you love her and every moment is precious, all that matters that you are both happy and true love will break any 'walls' in the way
maeda:
*giggle*
i think i kinda fit under the radar of most spies.

and iderno about this girl thing. it may not matter now, but if she doesn't like your friends it will eventually cause a problem.