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I'm extremely pretentious... watch out.

tonguemiao!!
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souljerk:
retard..... huh?






Can I have some ice cream...

blasfemme:
hey johnny, the waitress loved the pic of your nuts we included in the tip.
she said it took them a while to figure out what it was but that they were passing it around the restaurant staff. then she said..."is that a 3rd nut i saw???"

love you buddy. kiss
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Saw me a nice little rock and roll show last night at First Ave. Met a couple of SGers for the first time, very cool. FYI... NordicGoddess was waaaaay drunker then I was.

My conclusion...

I'm so proud of all my little alkies in this group! It just makes me grin from ear to ear (but not covering the dimples of course). I feel at...
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annysia:
suuuuure! wink you comin out to see more of your lil'alkies tonight?
blasfemme:
drunker than YOU?? wow, that's DRUNK!
her and punkrocksim must be switching off then cause nordic and i were scraping punk off the floor the night of SGburlesque. don't those girls rule?? i could eat em up!

see ya tonite johnny boi kiss
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This has been a long week, and yet it's just getting started. Seeing Liz Phair this evening at the Ave, and it should be a goodin'! Oh, and I almost forgot, I got hooked up by a dude I know in the T-Wolves ticket office with some Buffett tix before the show even goes on sale!!! Big pimpin' in some seats that were never going...
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scoots:
i was soooo close to going to liz - had some friends that were asked me to tag along

how odd it would have been to run into neotard - but then again - you would have been in process of being cut off by the bartenders, whipping out your testies, then getting tossed out. so it was for the best that i didnt go
souljerk:
Buffet?... who the fuck is buffet... does that have any thing to do with Margaretville.... you fag!!!
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Yesterday was tough.
It was Maggie's last day walking this earth.
She went peacefully with the vet's help.
She was part of our family for 16 years.
She had her parents and her brother by her side.
Alas she'll be in pain no more.
I hope I never have to do that again.
I miss my puppy.

tonguemiao!!

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dhill1:
Sorry to hear about Maggie...She looks like a real sweetie
judas:
got meat?
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I am a revolutionary.

I had a blind date.

i got cut off at the bar.

I am a revolutionary.

tonguemiao!!
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clara:


"Let's party."
souljerk:
"I am a revolutionary." huh?.... what well the republican party think?
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Ladies and gentlemen... we got him.

tonguemiao!!
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clara:
Feeling uncomfortable? Did I get drunk and threaten you or something?
souljerk:
Is Antonie Winfield a really good quarterback because I am getting a little sick of number 11 and his fade to black.

Cullpepper is dropping back, he is looking for a receiver but moss has double coverage, and well no body else can really catch the potatoes that Donte is tossing, five minutes later.....
Oh well thats a loss of five yards...

[Edited on Mar 08, 2004 12:36AM]
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Pups game was awesome last night! And lets think why it was... 15th row, Sapphire tonics poured just right, and a Wolves thrashing over the hot Mavericks.

Tonight I'm meeting up with an old friend at the new Independent in Calhoun Square. Pretty tight little joint. The old Moose just didn't have it anymore. The Independent is sexy, kind of yuppie, and like the establishment...
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souljerk:
It's a toss up but I have to say Phil Heartman, Will ferrel, Bill Murry are my favorit SNLers.



Brando: You know, I was riding a bicycle that I made myself and I was with Wally Cox and, God, I miss that good man! He had fingers like a sailor. [Marlon bends down and takes off his pants] I remember one time in Bangkok... [He now takes off his boxers] time buzzer rings.

scoots:
good luck tonight

wear your "im with stupid" t-shirt wink
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What a hoot of a week so far?

Went to the Brave New Workshop to see my friends improv group. Pretty good. Better cast then his last group.

Hitting up the T-Wolves game tonight. here's the kicker... I'm not going out after. shocked For some reason, I feel compelled to go home and sleeeeeeep. I think I'm running myself short again of sleep and sanity.

A...
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scoots:
a man also needs to know when to keep his shirt on.
prs2000:
*gasp* i didn't think you had limitations! wink

i've never gotten into basketball. hockey is my first and only true love...
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And of course I was up until 2am last night boozing and playing poker... feeling a little tired today.

tonguemiao!!
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thecowboy:
how 'bout today?..did you get wasted last nite too, jonny?
kesaresj:
Are you coming to the TW / Dallas game tomorrow night?? Did you want one of the KG for MVP t-shirts?? I might be able to get you one. smile smile
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My head hurts....









My feet stink....









And I don't love jesus.




Duuuude, went to the CC this morning to have some of the best breakfast in town, had a couple cocktails, and I'm flying high again via frequent flyer miles.

Good times, good times.

tonguemiao!!
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clara:
This fellow fears germs and women, so I used to torture him by licking my finger and touching his face. He got used to it, so I escalated to pinning him down and licking his face directly. He got used to that, too. At the suggestion his girlfriend (no, I don't understand how he fears girls and dates one either) I threatened him with strap-on violation. I don't ever intend to do it, but watching him fight back the tears is so fun.
beaky:
See beer bad!
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Call me you lazy pricks if you forgot to e-mail me and you want to come... 612/220-1377

Rubes... I'm having a party on Friday evening, *E-MAIL* me if you're interested and I'll send you directs. Theme party, "kicking old man winter in the nutz". Margarita's, Buffett, lei's... whole kitten caboodle. I'm cranking up the heat to 80 that morning to get the full effect.

I'll...
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blasfemme:
you weren't wearing that hawaiian shirt for long johnny. at least you weren't butt ass naked with a straw hat on. sheesh, crazy kids

YUPPIES GONE WILD!!!!!!!


in case anybody thinks i'm kidding, i'm NOT!
violentlyhappy:
wait a second, this was last night?
dude. i f'n missed it.
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Rubes... I'm having a party on Friday evening, *E-MAIL* me if you're interested and I'll send you directs. Theme party, "kicking old man winter in the nutz". Margarita's, Buffett, lei's... whole kitten caboodle. I'm cranking up the heat to 80 that morning to get the full effect.

I'll be wearing a hawaiian shirt and flip flops... wink

tonguemiao!!

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beaky:
Well thats your place isn't!

ha burn


whats with the lack off journal updates?
ll_bean_j:
I was planning on throwing in the comment "so you laid low for a decade and then appeared out of nowhere with that 27-win season..."