neodrunk

Everything I've written today has been extra dirty... either I'm having withdrawal from Smitty's dirty quips, or I'm just a real big perv today.

And like that... the morning starts out with a big bang! Fuck me...

NBA playoff games always fun and exciting... no. That may have been the most boring game I have ever attended in my life! Ugh... but anyway, saw some surprisingly good music last night afterward. You don't always know what you're going to get until you bite into it.



FYI: You women are...
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I want the sun back! *here comes the sun... doo, doo, doo... and I said, it's alright...*

Work will be interesting due to change in bond markets recently. Exciting for everyone to hear that, I know. My assistant will be gone the next three business days after the day is done. So if anyone wants to be her substitute for my afternoon lap...
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Don't know why, but feeling more emotional then usual.
Maybe it's my time of the month?
Maybe it's just the time of the year?
Maybe it's just the weather?
Maybe it's my lack of work enjoyment?
Maybe it's my lack of intelligent conversation?
Maybe it's my lack of sleep?
Maybe I just need to smile today?



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Is it just me, or does this site...
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I want intellectual conversation.
I want to lay next to someone.
I want someone to put my mind at ease.
I want to go down and taste her femininity.
I want to see her pretty face smile back at me.
I want to feel her, touch her, enjoy her.

I want simplicity...

So while in Uptown yesterday getting all boozed up, I decided to stop in at Josi Wert and see what's they got for me. I bought two shirts, but this is irrelavent. Getting into my car (now driven by my friend due to my intoxication) I realized that there was a large deal of smoke coming from the side of the Wert store. So I...
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11:30am- CC Club
3pm- Bar Abeline
4pm- Tonic
5pm- Josie Wert
6pm- neighbors for totties
7pm- Twin City Tavern
8:30pm- Target Center
11:30pm- home... thank god

couple hundie bucks later I still look like shit.

Sunday bender... fuck.

Holy shit... it's Friday!!! This day crept up like something that comes up quick? Okay, I'm plum out of metaphores, sorry.

Got a long ass weekend coming up here. Tonight is going to be a toughie... kind of need to stay sober. I have to get my ass up early tomorrow morning for the "non-stop" day. I'll have my butt plopped in front of a...
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Finally picked up my Volksie from Grumpy's this morning...

So I got that going for me... which is nice.

Sorry... I didn't intend to get all screwed up. Who do I owe???



Way not neccesary, but your kindness is overly appreciated. No one ever tells me to put my money back because they want to cover part of my tab due to previous overages. I'm kind of shocked... kind of happy... I'm shappy.

Thanks Sarah, Juan and who ever else chipped in. I owe...
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I hate holiday's, and in particular religious holiday's. I have too many "religious fanatics" in my family, and I would like to bitch slap every last one of them. Their jaws drop when I say I'm, for all practical purposes, agnotstic.

I dropped off my famous naked roomate, Phil, at the airport for his Vegas trip. Since we strategically left early, we had time to...
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Kind of a relaxed Saturday evening. Shit got pushed back until next week, so I got freed up. Went with Scoots up to the ol' CC Club. Oddest crowd I'd ever seen in there. I felt like I was at a frat party. Turned out to be some Lyndale pub crawl thing going on. Had a few drinks and cruised on home. One of my...
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