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Saturday nights alright for fighting.

Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody.

Saturday, in the park, think it was the fourth of July?

Will you come see me, Thursday's and Saturday's? What have you got to lose?

tonguemiao!!

Mid afternoon update:
I was finally able to take a crap... no longer constipated.
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nordicgoddess:
B.Brandy shots and an ass grab, what a way to end the evening! smile
clara:
Congratulations on your poo.
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Met up with my buddy to help plan his bachelor party after work. I'm not even the bestman.... but he lives out in Baltimore, so better me then some other hunyuck. I felt evil excepting a "free" Mich Ultra as a taste test. I should've just thrown the bottle back in her face and asked if that was a good enough response. It...
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nordicgoddess:
Hi Honey, Wuney! I hope to see you soon and give you a BIG OL spanking! eeek
nordicgoddess:
Appearance is a must. Spanking is optional, and up to you! kiss
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Thanks for all the love kids!

It'll be a weird month for me, so when I'm an asshole, just bare with me. And when I'm being an asshole, just to be an asshole, like when I'm an asshole, in my usual asshole way... that just means fuck off! biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

"Rain, rain, go away...
come again some other day."

tonguemiao!!

From the Mayo's website:
For most of these...
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scoots:
assholeneodrunk.........represent'n

i like the odds, im calling my bookie and putting big money on your moms full and outright kicking of cancers ugly ass.


now as for your ugly ass.................
xanderphreak:
when ppl you hang with are more of an asshole than you are you dont seem like such an ass. can be a good thing might not. i think its akin to the ladies hangin with ugly ladies so they look better. I had a point here but lost it. Oh well figure it out on your own make up some shit or something.
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Okay... my mother has cancer.

I don't know how the day is going to go.
The doctor said if you're going to get it, it might as well be this kind.
Very treatable.
My mother is very upbeat and optimistic.
I don't know what my mind set is just yet.

tonguemiao!!

Update: Prelim-op scheduled for next Thursday the 20th...
So I ask my father after he's...
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clara:
That's a great thing that your parents can stand up for themselves when it comes to healthcare. It's the only way to get what you need.

Good luck, mom!
souljerk:
On the "god" note; in my mind and perhaps even in the mind of the iron&wine lyricist, god is merely a broad term or word used to define all things that exist. More so then the Christian catholic right of rage definition of the word. I my self like the term and use it often if for no other reason then to take the word back from the true blasphemers known as the church. I think a more modern term and definition of god is necessary in a culture that is pacified buy its own false moral structure.

I too no longer feel the incline to believe in the gad that the church wants us to believe. but more so in a conection between all things that exist.

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I don't know about you, but I am outraged! These sick fucks claim to have done this for revenge, and for "god". If there can be any lower human beings walking the earth today as we speak, I would find it near inconcievable. I heard this on the radio this morning, and was appauled and yet highly sadened.

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

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Holy shit! Nudie Phil was right, Target may be the biggest trap on earth! So I head in there after work to get a couple this and that's... $158.59 later!!! Dude, all their display tactics worked like a charm for me. Fuckers!

tonguemiao!!

Update:
Mmmmm, that coffee grinder I bought (impulse buy) grinds some mean coffee. And on that note... I can't find my Seals &...
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clara:
I don't like folding laundry either. The nice part about being unemployed is that I can wear the same pajamas for three days running, thus reducing the amount of laundry I have to deal with.
scoots:
its secretful - but lets just say i took your advice from a few days ago.

now make me some coffee with that new bitch of yours.


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Positive thinking will allow an easier outcome toward weeks end.

I can't think of what I had planned for this evening?
Maybe I'll just cancel since I don't remember?
To whom it may concern, I'm cancelling.

tonguemiao!!

Midday Depressing Update:
The salon called to reschedule my hair appointment for tomorrow. frown
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xaqary:
"The salon called to reschedule my hair appointment for tomorrow."

Serious?!

Hope you heads alright buddy-
tinyelvis:
I Mother cut hair in th efront of our house for 20 years. I feel quailfied. shocked

BooYa my Brotha
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While I was writing in someone's journal... it just hit me, my mother may have cancer.

She has a lump on her neck (near thyroid), and all tests so far have been inconclusive. Today she went in for five biopsies. The doctor told me that the chances of it being cancerous were aproximately 25%. However, the positive news would be that the full removal of...
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trixel:
I'm hoping the best for your mom. *hug*

Your story about your outracing the hailstorm amused me to no end. Thank you, dear boy. kiss
er:
and by the way, you're so girly, thinking everything i say is calling you fat.
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One of the simple things I love about this time of year is, waking up in the morning, rolling over onto your sheets that have not been touched, and they're cool as cool can be. The fresh air is just perfect in the house from having the windows open. There's no air conditioning, and no heat pumping through the veins of the house.

tonguemiao!!
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halsonic:
I love a cold pillow. I have to rotate my pillow frequently throughout the night to keep using the colder side.
So you survive the storm?
soniclu667:
i wish her the best. its really scary to do this sorta stuff. my thoughts are with you guys.
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Just rolled in from the thriving metropolis of Otsego, Egypt.

Wedding was a blast, as it should've been. Before making our way to the reception, nudie Phil and I were taking a stab at who would drop the most coin since him and I always pay more at drinking functions then anyone else. All of a sudden we came up with the most brilliant plan...
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violentlyhappy:
i wish i would have... my night was L A M E. didn't even get to watch wolves kick some ass. now we better win one in ballSAC or we are D U N.

hope you fucks had fun,
enjoy your hangover.
shescravingsweet:
kiss ciao
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Yesterday I attended a Leukemia/Lymphoma fundraiser at Fuckrucker's of all places. But there were several kids that did attend, so at least on that aspect they had the right idea of a place for kids to hang, and for assholes like myself to booze it up. My funtional alcoholism was put to use when 15% of my cocktail purchases were donated. Even bumped into Rik...
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styphilis:
should i be expecting a yellow paisley tie?
clara:
Oooh, I love weddings! I hope someone I know gets married this year.
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Have you ever felt down...
Have you ever felt minimalized...
Have you seen something that sent your mind wondering...
Have you heard something that sent your mind wondering...
Have you wondered what if...
Have you ever realized...
Have you ever rationalized...
I have...

tonguemiao!!

EDIT:
I hate getting tearful cries late at night...
Why me...
Is it wrong or right to be compasionate...
It's draining...
Sadley,...
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scoots:
oh so you did watch the friends last episode!

yes we will all miss them neo.

[Edited on May 06, 2004 9:42PM]
trixel:
Pain sponge. I'll wring it all out of you. frown Cmere. *hugs you tightly*