I just wanted to thank anyone that has left supportive messages in my journals over the past few weeks pertaining to my mothers bout with thyroid cancer.
Her surgery was yesterday, and it looks at this time they got everything done that was needed. With the exception of an "iodine radiation" injection next month, she's pretty much done with this ordeal. Of course this is...
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Her surgery was yesterday, and it looks at this time they got everything done that was needed. With the exception of an "iodine radiation" injection next month, she's pretty much done with this ordeal. Of course this is...
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Evidentally I'm not up on my "gangsta rap".
I'll get working on that asap.
I'll get working on that asap.
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daddyk:
So what ya think, T Wolves in seven? Will they split things in LA?
nicolelee:
you just gotta watch some VH1 and hope for "Behind the Music" specials and shit like that. OR purchase Death Row's Greatest Hits.
I was nervous...
I was scared...
But all was well...
Everything turned for the good...
"All this science, I don't understand... "
In the words of Snoop Dogg, "today it was a good day"
I was scared...
But all was well...
Everything turned for the good...
"All this science, I don't understand... "
In the words of Snoop Dogg, "today it was a good day"
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johnnyxcliche:
wow, even I knew that...they must really make fun of you at the ghetto BBQ...no fried chicken for you bub...
er:
yeah, that's really not snoop.
maybe they'll be easier on you if they know you're the whitest republicanist galoot on SG...
AWESOME about your mom though. AWESOME AWESOME!
maybe they'll be easier on you if they know you're the whitest republicanist galoot on SG...
AWESOME about your mom though. AWESOME AWESOME!
No matter how positive you remain...
The negative thoughts always creep through the door of the unknown.
You know everything will be alright...
but you are not behind the knife.
No matter how positive you remain...
The negative thoughts always creep through the door of the unknown.
UPDATE@3:25pm: She's on the table...
UPDATE@4:55pm: She is now out of surgery, and all preliminary reports is that...
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The negative thoughts always creep through the door of the unknown.
You know everything will be alright...
but you are not behind the knife.
No matter how positive you remain...
The negative thoughts always creep through the door of the unknown.
UPDATE@3:25pm: She's on the table...
UPDATE@4:55pm: She is now out of surgery, and all preliminary reports is that...
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halsonic:
Go science! Kick that cancers ass!
Good to hear it went well!
Good to hear it went well!
clara:
YAY, MOM!
Last night, lot's of gin. I ran around all night asking "good" christian women if they'd do anal with me if we dated for a couple months (they were kind of turned off by this, surprise). Then the rest of the uptight poplulation received me quoting lines from Diego, from the movie Blow. George...
Went to the Wolvies game tonight, and it was crazy! Nudie...
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Went to the Wolvies game tonight, and it was crazy! Nudie...
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judas:
in lieu of emoticons that lick, i give you...
one of my ex boyfriends would go into a stall and spend half an hour cleaning the toilet before he would even sit down. this was a toilet seat that was for all practical purposes, clean already. then after he poo'd, he'd flush. then he'd use wet paper towels to wipe himself. then he'd flush again. then he'd use toilet paper to dab at his wet booty and flush again. that's a whole new plane of anal retentiveness.
did you know that poop is my favourite subject?
one of my ex boyfriends would go into a stall and spend half an hour cleaning the toilet before he would even sit down. this was a toilet seat that was for all practical purposes, clean already. then after he poo'd, he'd flush. then he'd use wet paper towels to wipe himself. then he'd flush again. then he'd use toilet paper to dab at his wet booty and flush again. that's a whole new plane of anal retentiveness.
did you know that poop is my favourite subject?
judas:
i like conversations that include, but don't limit themselves to, the phrases:
"pissing out my ass"
"peeooping"
"ribbon poo"
&
"jesus"
"pissing out my ass"
"peeooping"
"ribbon poo"
&
"jesus"
Just got back awhile ago from Alexandria. Had to take care of some biznass. What a wonderful shitty day to be on the road, and truthfully not caring that I'm on a boring ass drive. I did see a cool bilboard though, it read "WeDoCows.com". I checked it out... not as funny as what my dirty mind was thinking, but you could imagine.
Rollin' off...
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Rollin' off...
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trixel:
The length of my journals is directly proportional to the level of BTO taunting going on.
trixel:
I am not worthy. 
I shoulda been drunk... what the fuck was I thinking, sober?
I'm sick of "DUDE", ya dig?
Big game tonight at the Target Center, I'll be there... like an asshole, dig.
Do you think these pants make my ass look big?
I'm sick of "DUDE", ya dig?
Big game tonight at the Target Center, I'll be there... like an asshole, dig.
Do you think these pants make my ass look big?
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burningleaves:
i can save you the trouble of further research and assure you that yes, my tits DO look bit in this shirt, and that shirt, and any shirt. but might i add, they also look GREAT.
thecowboy:
neo, youre optimism in minnesota sports is inspiringly foolish..i puked this morning.
Tomorrow morning, meeting with the final four of us hanging around to put together business plan and such.
Tomorrow late afternoon, take off work early because I don't want to be there.
Tomorrow evening, go to Target Center to sit in the front row, only to not remember a god damn thing per the norm.
PS- still haven't had this perineum issue resolved, and now...
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Tomorrow late afternoon, take off work early because I don't want to be there.
Tomorrow evening, go to Target Center to sit in the front row, only to not remember a god damn thing per the norm.
PS- still haven't had this perineum issue resolved, and now...
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judas:
oh, i'm sorry i forgot the dude.
DUDE.
DUDE.
burningleaves:
DUDE (can i spell it 'dood'?), if only i had a SEVEN FUCKING LAYER BURRITO! i'd want it without the side of perineum, though.
Long day in the office today, and a long evening...
My folks are also coming into town this evening. They'll be staying at my abode tonight. Which usually sucks, because my father walks around the house like he owns the fricken' place. He'll hassle myself and any roommate that gives him the chance to tell us how to/not to do certain things around the house....
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My folks are also coming into town this evening. They'll be staying at my abode tonight. Which usually sucks, because my father walks around the house like he owns the fricken' place. He'll hassle myself and any roommate that gives him the chance to tell us how to/not to do certain things around the house....
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trixel:
mm perianal area. much ignored. much love to it.
And, although it does seem wrong to mention your mommy after that, I'm hoping the best for her.
And, although it does seem wrong to mention your mommy after that, I'm hoping the best for her.
judas:
you obviously have no idea how much i love 7-layer burritos. i suggest questioning burningleaves about this love affair. she'll set you straight.
Who knew a man could go out and enjoy himself a crazy little Monday night!?!
Met up with a couple folk at O'Donovan's before hitting up First Ave. Saw the first set of Clutch before a few of us decided to meander over to the 22nd Station. It's always nice to catch a view of tits and labia before going home and hitting the sack....
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Met up with a couple folk at O'Donovan's before hitting up First Ave. Saw the first set of Clutch before a few of us decided to meander over to the 22nd Station. It's always nice to catch a view of tits and labia before going home and hitting the sack....
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judas:
i can think of something to hang my hat on.
whee!!!
whee!!!
souljerk:
well the truth be told devo played ther first show in 1976 and released thee first album in 77, so perhaps revenge of the nerds stole it from them..
A big thanks to everyone who showed their ugly mug this weekend. I now have the ability to get drunk on my own all the while reading what may be the best comic book of all time, "Head: For lovers of cunnilingus". I've also pissed off a number of people to with my constant kazoo playing.
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souljerk:
what can i say people love me!!! by me of course i mean DEVO!!!
what can i say people love me!!! by me of course i mean DEVO!!!
trixel:
I adore a kazoo playing hottie. DAMN!
Who drank all the blackberry brandy???
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scoots:
ps - i just expelled your blackberry brandy - it was fabulous
judas:
i'm sorry. i will forego all niceties and just lick your bicep.
good news on mom!